Month: October 2023

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Good Golly! I Hate Passwords!

Ihate Passwords 2Got a message this morning on my phone, maybe from my phone, that I confirmed on my computer.

Some Passwords Compromised! 

I’ve seen the message before, and like most folks I ignored it!

For some reason, this morning I actually looked at the message and the passwords that it claimed were compromised.

A lot of the compromised passwords have come about because I’ve merged the other half’s passwords into my passwords. It makes keeping things running a lot easier to have it all on one computer rather than bouncing between two machines.

The list was long… Some of it was easy to negotiate because there were duplicate logins. Once those were sorted out, then it was down to the business of changing compromised passwords. And here’s where things just go right off the damn rails!

I log into a site. Figure out where the hell the site has hidden change password. Account, Profiles, Client Access, security, or whatever other clever euphemism the company chose to use. It’s mildly annoying but navigable. 

I get to the change password option and things get super annoying! Enter the old password, then enter the new desired password, twice. 

“WRONG! You didn’t include the right kinds of characters, or the right number of special characters, or not enough upper case characters, or numeric characters, the password isn’t as long as War and Peace, that password is too long, 4 characters in the entered password have been used before on this account, or, or, or, or…”

The annoying thing about this is there is almost never any description of what these assholes want, prior to making the first mistake.

I’ve gotten to the point that I’ll hit the submit button just to generate the error that describes what format is necessary for a password.

Because I’m so often annoyed by this irritating bullshit, I use the internal password generator provided by Apple. The down side to this is sometimes even the Apple system can’t generate something useable, but it stores what it generates almost instantly. Meaning that if the generated password is rejected, you may have a bad password stored in the autofill system and then you get to fight with both the password manager AND the asinine website.

This is how I end up with passwords or pass phrases that would make Marines blush.

This morning I was entirely surprised when I ended up in one of these circular password situations and resorted to using an obscenity.

Low and behold, the website told me that such words were offensive and couldn’t be used as passwords.

WTF?

Who the hell are you to tell me what words I can and can’t use for passwords? Furthermore what does it matter? The passwords aren’t supposed to be stored on the site in plain text. They’re supposed to be encrypted. No human is supposed to be able to read the passwords and therefore no human risks being offended. Are we dealing with computers now being offended?

I’d rail and complain except I find myself caring less & less. This particular vendor, service provider, will not matter to me soon. Once I’m out of California I’ll be purging a ton of passwords, and phone numbers from my systems.

I’m actually looking forward to that. I’m looking forward to having a new phone number and a new address. 

I’m also rethinking the whole web access thing, across the board. I’d prefer to have everything mailed to my address. I’d like to get things in my mailbox. Maybe , I’ll be able to step back 50 years. I might start writing checks and mailing them to utilities. Then I won’t have to deal with passwords, PINS, and poorly designed websites.

Who knows? I might even have the Sunday paper tossed on my porch instead of reading it on my pad.

Is this a function of age? Or is this my rejection of increasing complexity to do the simplest things?

Perhaps it’s both!

There’s a lot to be said for de-computerization. You’d have to really know me or be looking at that sentence through my eyes to grasp the full irony.

I wonder if the Amish would be willing to teach me how to live simply?

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There’s a real case for eschewing utility companies internet portals

The most recent case in my experience is Golden State Water.

Envelope.jpegNot only are they trying to raise the rates excessively. (What else is new?) But they’ve got this stupid system where you can’t use their web site to change anything except your email address. Oh, and using their website requires that you submit to paperless billing.

Apparently they’re not even in full control of their customer portal. They may have contracted it out, so God only knows to whom. It does explain why the site is kinda screwy.

All of this started because I’m closing one of the two post office boxes. There’s a lot of the mechanics of living that I’m having to alter since the other half died. Thus far I’ve been employing a minimalist approach because honestly I thought I’d be the hell out of California by now. That’s not going to happen, for reasons that I won’t go into.

I’m going to be here until at least Spring of 2024 so I’m having to work through a lot of the fundamentals. Mailing addresses for utilities, I’ll have to pay for 6 more months of Post office Box rental. I need to close the other halfs P.O. Box and all that kind of thing.

But, and this is the trouble spot. Most all of these utilities want you to monkey with their websites, create accounts and such and then… Don’t let you make basic changes to your account. I have one account that won’t let me change the phone number without deleting and re-creating the account. There’s another that won’t let me change the email address. Both of these situations are funny because I know folks who change phone numbers and emails more often than some people change socks.

If you can’t change basic stuff, without having to recreate an account, then the vendor will have loads of zombie accounts on their servers. That’s just as much a security issue. Figure one person might have at minimum 2 accounts, possibly more. If the account database is compromised bad actors would have access to two or more emails and passwords.

I get that there are security issues. I find myself asking if there are such security issues, then perhaps we shouldn’t be conducting business over the internet.

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To Cool down my anger at all the shit in the world…

3000x3000srI broke out the BluRay of the Planet Earth series.

Somehow seeing nature devoid of humanity is very calming. I’ll grant you that not all episodes omit humans. The episode called Caves gave me some hope seeing humans leaping off a ledge…

Unfortunately they were wearing parachutes. I still had fingers crossed that a parachute wouldn’t open!

Right now humans in general are on my shit list. 

I have to admit that I’m grateful to the folks who went into caves to film and photograph because the beauty of our planet is almost unimaginable. The variations of life never cease to amaze me. 

Jesse keeps hearing various calls of animals and looks at the TV. I think he sees the images and hears the sounds, but interprets the image as something like looking through the glass doors to the world outside.

Any K9 species really garners his attention. Wolves, and Wild Dogs really got him going. But the snow leopard looking at him from the magical window disturbed him so much that he sought protection from me.

I’m doing chores with the series going in the background. I suppose I should pick up the subsequent seasons to complete the collection.