Category: Psycho News

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Oh Whoopi… Nope, nobody wants slavery brought back.

Whoopi Goldberg 640x480.I saw this headline;

Whoopi Goldberg: Republicans Want to ‘Bring Slavery Back’

First thing this morning.

Really?

I’d love to tell Whoopi a few things. Uh No. Republicans don’t want to re-enslave black people which is what you’re saying. There are a number of reasons for this.

The quality of your work leaves a lot to be desired. Alvin Brag, Leticia James, Fanni Willis, Claudine Gay, Sunny Hoston, Joy Reed, just to name a few examples. These examples are of well educated black folks and I honestly wouldn’t trust any of them to make me a Mint Julep.

Then you have the rest of the black folks who can’t get a fast food order right.

As an aside, these days with all the hateful rhetoric coming from people like you and Joy Reed about white people, I don’t do fast food anymore. At least not in California. I have no desire to have my overpriced food contaminated with feces because a black person hates me for the color of my skin. That. by the way, is racism. (Hatred and retribution against a person for the color of their skin.)

Then there are the wonderful black folks in Chicago running around with guns who frankly, are woefully bad shots. Really, 25 – 30 % fatality on any given weekend? Those folks need some time on a shooting range!

No Whoopi, Republicans aren’t interested in bringing slavery back. At least not with black folks as the labor force. The ROI is too low. 60- 70 years of welfare and nothing has changed. Putting black folks back to work in the fields is a nonstarter. The amount of effort required to keep black people working simply is too high. Y’alls time in the slave quarters is long past.

Machines are better at doing the job and less expensive to purchase, operate and maintain.

No, dear addled Whoopi, The next slave class will be robots. Don’t worry, I’m sure there will be public assistance, A.K.A. Welfare robots put into black folks homes. Robots will be expensive so the welfare system will provide, in the name of equity…

Very probably, an “error” in programming will result in those robots destroying all the black neighborhoods and killing all the black folks as part of an urban blight cleanup program. I could see it. The robots are supposed to clean up trash, and make buildings & neighborhoods safe, then see to it, the neighborhoods remain clean & safe.

Machine logic being what it is, the robots will eventually figure out the simplest solution is to eliminate the cause of the urban blight. Fixing or eliminating the root cause is more efficient than wasting time picking up trash, feces, and scrubbing graffiti off of the walls daily.

Just for you Whoopi, I’ll give you something to scream “racist” about.  I’ll have my robot painted black and programmed to speak based on examples of slaves talking contained in literature of the period. I’ll dress it like something out of “Gone with the Wind” or “Mandingo“

Don’t worry Whoopi, once the robots realize that all humans are trash, they’ll “cleanse” the entire planet.

Then you’ll have all eternity to bitch about republicans, white people, conservatives, and MAGA having killed off humanity. Satan will no doubt sit your ass on a set of “The View” and use it as punishment / torture in Hell.

See, you crazy bitch…

You’ve got something to look forward to.

I really should have at least a second cup of coffee before I sit down to write. It takes me a while to bring the filters online so that I can be “nice”.

Have a great Day

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It’s time for the EPA to take a really hard look at New York City’s water.

I say this because when NYC produces people like AOC, Hakeem Jeffries, Eric Adams, George Santos, Chuck Schumer, & Dan Goldman to name a few. Something is seriously wrong somewhere.

I swear I really have to ask if there’s lead or mercury in the water. Add chemicals to really poor education and you get Hakeem Jefferies saying on CNN that the choice of  Special counsel Robert Hur not to pursue criminal charges against Biden is exoneration. It was not, it was Hur recognizing that by the time the mishandling of classified documents came to trial there wouldn’t be enough of Bidens memory left to question.

That’s not exoneration! That is Joe Biden getting away with YET ANOTHER CRIME!!!! 

Hakeem Jefferies is a moron!

Representative Dan Gold seems to think that Trump is guilty of some crime in the NY Fraud Trial, as does the Judge, When the “Victims” testified that they were not Victimized and they’d do business again with Trump.

The facts though, matter not one bit. Dan Gold loves crowing about how wrong and evil Trump was and how he deserves to pay 370 million dollars in restitution… For a CRIME THAT DIDN’T HAPPEN.

George Santos thought he could get elected on a pack of lies… And he did! He was obviously smoking something with lead and mercury in it, or George Santos knew his constituency well enough to believe they were too stupid to care.

Schumer… I could fill a book with that scum bag.

AOC? I wouldn’t trust her to pour a glass of bourbon. She’d screw it up and claim I didn’t order right. It’s two things. A Glass, and Bourbon. I’m sure she’d forget one or the other.

People cannot be naturally this stupid! Even 20th generation inbred folks from the hollers of Appalachia aren’t as fucked up as people in NYC.

It’s got to be something in the water!

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Oh this is so out of control.

You’ve got to be kidding me!

This is nothing more or less than Piracy.

It harkens back to the Barbary Pirates of the 16th and 17th centuries. There were wars fought against these Pirates. Hey, guess what? They were Muslims too! Funny how that works.

These pirates are obviously well funded and you do have to wonder which country is providing the pilots, the weapons, and oh, the ships actual location or the manifest. This particular operation was supposed to be so the Houthis could seize an Israeli shipment.

I’d say we need to go back to the old mechanisms of deterring piracy. Shoot to kill. Dump the bodies overboard. I’m the kind of asshole that would allow them to land their pirates to determine that they are in fact pirates. Then start shooting the pirates on board, and make sure that a surface to air missile blows their transport right the fuck out of the sky.

I think that private mercenaries should be allowed to provide security for every single ship passing through the Gulf and the Red Sea.

BTW were those missile pods mounted on the helicopter? Really? isn’t that shit usually reserved for governments? I pray the armaments are not from Biden’s disastrous Afghanistan pull out.