Day: March 25, 2020

However in an effort to want to remain in the rooms that I’ve started cleaning… I’m now keeping porn on the screens.

Thankfully, I’ve got a lot of porn!

I know, it’s weird but it’s entertainment that requires no attention to plot or storyline. It’s just plain visual stimulation while doing the drudgery of scrubbing a wall or baseboard. Or shredding old paperwork, or re-arranging a room, or doing laundry.

Can you tell I’m bored?

I find that I’m more inclined to keep working in a particular area if there’s an orgy playing in the background.

Hey, I’m a guy, don’t judge me.

I’m keeping the volume low so the neighbors don’t think I’ve broken quarantine or anything. 

I gotta say being able to glance up at a screen watching people getting it on, is making the work easier. Maybe not easier, but less like just doing the work.

Today though, I have a special treat. I get to drive to the drugstore to pick up a prescription. Who would’ve thought 4 months ago that would be exciting?

It’s cabin fever. I recognize the symptoms. I’d honestly like to be participating in an orgy but then I’d get nothing constructive done. It would be nice to fall asleep sexually exhausted instead of exhausted from cleaning.

From what I’m gathering from people I chat with occasionally, I’m not the only one that’s filling their time with odd combinations of things to keep them from sleeping all day.

I suspect that there are going to be a lot of babies born in December. When the lockdown lifts I’m pretty sure that there will be quite a few sex parties just because it will be nice to be able to physically touch another person again.

I think states should suspend the laws against nudity for a few weeks after the lockdown ends. There’s going to be a lot of people being wildly indiscreet in elevators, stairwells, parking structures, parks, beaches and anywhere else that the mood may strike.

There’s going to be a lot of people in the mood.

Time to change a DVD. 

Hope you’re all enjoying yourselves as much as possible.