Reality TV???

Does anyone need this explained to them?

Reality TV isn’t REAL

Dancing with the Stars
American Idol
The Bachelor
Survivor

Are not real.

So people while these shows may be entertaining, don’t behave like these people are anything other than entertainers. When they’re voted off the island or whatever their lives didn’t end.

I’d gotten so tired of hearing a play by play of whatever reality show was on the night before, at work that I couldn’t see straight.

I actually don’t watch these shows because I can’t stand the hype, or teary over dramatized “Thank yous” from contestants because a judge or tribe-mate didn’t flush their sorry asses.

I swear it’s starting to look like the Roman circus. How about this reality? Televised executions! That’s about as real as it gets. Execution by Gladiator pops to mind, at least then it is completely REAL!

Think about the advertisement revenue! The ratings would be crazy especially when the GITMO executions start!

Just remember, I get my cut of the advertisement revenue since I’m one of the creators.

Can we just ignore the Train-wrecks?

Please can we just put these people on ignore?

Lindsay Lohan
Charlie Sheen
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Chris Brown
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Mel Gibson

I bear them no malice. I am however sick of seeing their train-wreck lives splattered across my TV and news feeds.

I just don’t care what trouble they got into today.

I do resent that most of these people are handled with kit gloves, especially when the average person would be tossed into jail for any of the offenses that these people have committed.

It’s annoying enough to me, that I spend most of my entertainment time reading, or watching streaming video or DVDs.

I finally understand why so many people I know, have gotten rid of their TVs. I’m not there yet but I get it now.

Between the train wreck celebrities and the so called “Reality TV” there’s very little worth watching.

Gas / Airline Conspiracy???

Looks like this Memorial Day weekend more people are flying to their destinations than driving.
I’ve been watching the gasoline prices as they’ve gone from high to INSANE!

In the back of my mind I’ve been wondering if there isn’t some kind of conspiracy between the Airline industry and the Oil companies.

I know it’s completely untrue (wink, wink, nudge, nudge).

Given the reaction that people rightfully had to the TSA grope fests, and mandatory reproductive damage from backscatter X-ray machines. Air travel has become the travel method of last resort for many folks, including me.

I figured that I’d just drive on vacation and enjoy the scenery. Then the gas prices went through the roof.

The high gas prices suddenly made air travel a bargain again.

Coincidence? I think not!

Air Travel Tips

If you’re flying, don’t forget to tell the TSA “Dude… a little to the left.” Then groan like you’re cumming, they totally love knowing they’re doing their jobs correctly.

While you’re standing in the security line if you’re a dude, start thinking about some really hot scene. Time it so that when you reach the hand check or even the scanner you’re hard. TSA agents need to know they’re loved too.

Even if it’s 90 degrees, make sure that you’re wearing your “Matrix” full length leather coat, and mutter about Allah the whole time you’re waiting in line. You’ll get some special treatment.

Whatever you do, DON’T take out all those stainless steel body piercings. The 00 Prince Albert will give that TSA dude such a thrill. And they need to know that the metal detector works!

Make sure that you have your stainless steel dildo in your carry on, those x-ray people get soooo bored.

Whatever you do, don’t use my travel tips…. I’m joking here!

I Hope you all have a great Memorial Day.