Funny how that works isn’t it?

I’d be laughing my ass off about this, if it didn’t underscore a real problem.

NYC protesters 640x480.There were protests in New York over the weekend about Trump’s election win.

Uhhh, folks. Trump won both the popular vote and the electoral vote pretty much nation wide.

This is EXACTLY the democracy you were yammering on about protecting for the past 4 fucking years playing out in real time.

I literally fail to see how Americans, my fellow citizens, could be so horrifically hypocritical. You people shame all of us! I for one, do not appreciate it one little bit!

Demand your recounts. Go before the judiciary to register your complaints. (I guarantee the courts will hear you, where they refused to hear us in 2020)

How about you figure out where that almost 20 million votes you had in 2020 disappeared to? Oh right, you don’t really want to look at that particular issue because you know exactly what you’ll find… Exactly the level of cheating we were complaining about, and were then completely, totally ignored, castigated, shamed, mistreated, and in some cases imprisoned because we had the balls to ask questions.

Now that the shoe is on the other foot, suddenly there has to have been election fraud, to the point that some of you have put forth the asinine theory that Musk blew up his own Starlink satellites on Election Day in order to hamper voting or counting? 

What the actual fuck are you morons talking about?

A) the voting machines aren’t supposed to be connected to the internet (that’s what you told us in 2020.)

B) destroying Starlink satellites doesn’t specifically deter Democrat votes, it would potentially drop all communications being carried over the Starlink network in a given area, but not the internet.

My God! That you supposedly educated people have so little understanding about how shit works is terrifying!

You’re the dumb fucks that would kill all the cats in a village as minions of Satan, during the fucking black plague. Oh wait… you’re the people who demanded everyone wear a bit of fabric, if N-95 masks weren’t available, over their faces to prevent a virus that was 20 nm in size. I rest my fucking case! (Here’s a little tidbit of fact. The virus was smaller than the wavelength of an X-Ray emission.)

You’re the folks that assume electric vehicles are clean and carbon free because they’re electric. While looking down your noses at anybody that doesn’t drive an electric vehicle or who worse yet questions the long term environment effects of electric vehicles when they reach end of life.

But you have no clue that most electricity is generated by burning coal or natural gas.

You’re the people who require Twitter to put community notes on pictures from a movie called “Interstellar” to tell them that the scenes were filmed on Earth. It’s astounding to me that would be required. We’ve not set foot on another planet other than the moon. Therefore it should go without saying that the scenes, all the scenes from the movie were filmed on Earth.

Worse yet, you people have claim to want a democracy, (We’re actually a Constitutional Republic)  but pure democracy means the rights of the individual or smaller groups of individuals can be completely abrogated by the will of the majority.

So all that worry you people have about women’s rights? Well here’s a thought, in a pure absolute democracy without the protections of The Republic, respect for the individual’s rights, The Constitution, & Bill of Rights, theoretically, if the democratic majority voted to force every single woman in the United States to get pregnant and have a baby under penalty of imprisonment, it would be law. You’d have no protections.

Just like the lesbians in Nazi Germany who were forced to “accept” a good German soldier’s Aryan seed for the good of the Reich. Technically it was industrialized legal rape. That’s where pure Democracy can lead.

But none of you bothered to learn about these issues in your minority lesbian black womens studies classes. God forbid you’d be triggered by reading about something distasteful.

I’m truly disgusted by people protesting Trump’s election. 

It’s stupid on its face and only complete idiots would march in the streets demanding these particular election results be overturned. He fucking won on election night. We knew the results by 4 am EST. That kind of turnout nationwide, not just in a few key cities, should be the end of it.

But the Democrat Party seems to be comprised of the brain dead. You know, the same people whose women are going to the hospitals for tubal ligations because they fear a Trump administration is going to take away their “Rights” to have abortions. Dumb shits! It’s already a States Rights issue. That was the point of the Supreme Court decision. The issue of abortion is not a federal issue, it’s a States issue. You continue to have access to birth control, as will the men you so willingly open your legs for.

So stop! Stop playing the victim, stop being idiots, stop being so narcissistic that you can’t stand not being the center of attention for more than 5 minutes.

Take a breath. Open a book, or the https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/ site with a dictionary and learn something useful about your rights and the protection of those rights.

Who knows? You might learn that you aren’t losing a damn thing.

At the same time, those of us who really do try to be egalitarian will be watching closely to make sure that all of our rights will be preserved. If I think Trump and his administration step out of line, I’ll be screaming bloody murder against whatever infraction they attempt.

I knew it was coming, that doesn’t mean I like being right.

What was coming you ask?

Riot 1 Milwaukie.Threats from the Democrat party. I’m not talking about outright, “We will Bury You” as in the case of Nikita Khrushchev. (At least he had balls!)

I’m talking about the passive crap. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that various groups are warning that “it could be very bad if Trump wins” there are already marches and protests planned by some Democrat Activists and still others are trying to do something constructive by packing abortion pills to be sent to women in anti abortion states. 

I do hope these activists are also putting in the packages an insert that says when a woman who has taken one of these pills should go see a doctor and what complications to look out for.

Otherwise I could see them being prosecuted for 2nd degree homicide.

The woman who recently died “due to lack of abortion” but who really died because she was late to the abortion appointment in another state, so they gave her an abortion pill (which by the way was legal in her home state,) apparently, the woman didn’t tell anyone what was going on or didn’t seek medical attention when things went off the rails.

Kamala Harris has mischaracterized this woman’s death multiple times. The woman would have received proper attention after taking the abortion pill when it was obvious something was wrong. By the time she got to a hospital it was far too late and even then we don’t know the full story. Did she tell the doctors all the necessary information?

I’m not trying to victim blame here. I’m simply pointing out that this abortion can of worms has little at this point to do with Trump. According to SCOTUS, this issue is to be decided upon by the states. Some states aren’t going to agree with abortion as late as the 100th trimester (That’s called murder…)

At least these women’s rights groups are doing something that isn’t destructive.

I found it interesting that there are Democrat affiliated groups saying there could be trouble to The Wall Street Journal. 

It’s almost as if they’re passively trying to threaten people into voting for Kamala Harris “To avoid trouble”. Kind of like paying protection money to a criminal to keep your nice glass storefront from having an “Accident”.

I don’t react well to threats. If I were on the fence about who the better candidate was, I’d sure as hell not vote for their preferred candidate after being threatened.

I am really curious about how the Democrats will behave if their people should wander into The Capital on Jan 20th. Will we see the same pearl clutching for four years about how AOC and her colleagues were in such horrible danger? Will it be worse than 9/11? 

Probably not. Which is why so many people are pissed off. It’s not about the right or wrong of any particular situation.

It’s about the disparity between the way one group is treated versus the other group.

Ohhhh I’m SOOO Scared!

These things are sooo damn funny.

Especially since;

a) I have nothing to hide

b) I haven’t been anywhere like the kinds of sites this jackass is claiming I’ve been to. Maybe XHamster once in the past 3 to 6 months.

c) I don’t typically rub one out in front of my computer. My office is a complete mess so if this jackass thinks that’s a nice setup he’s an absolute pig.

d) Even if I did rub one out in front of the computer I’d have put that shit up on OnlyFans.

I suppose I could report it to the FBI but their form demands a lot of information that honestly they don’t need. My name, my email address, and a phone number is about it.

Their form on the other hand wants my physical and mailing address, age, and a whole bunch of other stuff that looks like they’re building something other than getting information necessary to fight cyber crime.

I’ve reported stuff to the FBI in the past and this new form is excessive. Meaning that folks are probably not likely to fill it out, because why would they? The sender of this email is the criminal, yet the FBI make it seem like you’re being the one interrogated.

I can tell you that it looks like the email originates in Buffalo, NY. However the message is written by someone who may be a foreigner or someone who just copied a scary letter. There’s something about the construction that seems like it’s a translation. Perhaps AI generated???

Anyhoo here, for your entertainment is a scary threatening email. Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m gonna go rub one out. 

Have a great day.


You’re running out of time with each tick of the clock.

It’s important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a minute to relax, breathe, and really dig into it. ‘Cause we’re about to discuss a deal between you and me, and I ain’t playing games. You don’t know me however I know you very well and right now, you are thinking how, right?

Well, you’ve been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and clicking on links, stumbling upon some not-so-safe sites. I placed a Malware on a porn website and you visited it to watch(know what I mean?). When you were busy watching videos, your system initiated operating as a RDP (Remote Protocol) which provided me total control over your device. I can peep at everything on your screen, flick on your camera and mic, and you wouldn’t even notice. Oh, and I’ve got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic life for a while now. It is simply your misfortune that I came across your bad deeds. I invested in more days than I probably should have investigating into your data. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I’ve seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I’ve got footage of you doing filthy things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there’s the videos you were playing, and on the other half, it is you jerking off. With just a click, I can send this garbage to every single of your contacts.

Your confusion is clear, but don’t expect sympathy. Frankly, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and allow you to move on with your daily life and forget you ever existed. I will offer you two alternatives.

Option One is to turn a blind eye to this e mail. Let us see what is going to happen if you opt this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video was straight fire, and I can’t even fathom the embarrasement you’ll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that’s life, ain’t it? Don’t be playing the victim here.

Option 2 is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We will name it my “privacy tip”. Now Lets discuss what happens if you pick this option. Your dirty secret remains your secret. I will wipe everything clean once you send payment. You have to make the payment through Bitcoins only. I want you to know I’m aiming for a win-win here. My promises are non-negotiable.

Transfer Amount: USD 1500

My BTC Address w/o whitespaces: ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️ (I blanked it because there is no way in hell this fucker should even accidentally get money.)

Once you pay up, you’ll sleep like a baby. I keep my word.

Important: You now have one day to make the payment and I will only accept Bitcoins (I’ve a unique pixel in this message, and now I know that you have read this e mail). My system will catch that Bitcoin payment and wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Don’t even think about replying to this or negotiating, it’s pointless. The email and wallet are custom-made for you, untraceable. If I notice that you’ve shared or discussed this mail with someone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts. And don’t even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings. It’s pointless. I don’t make mistakes.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren’t as useless as they seem. I am waiting for my payment..


Sorry, I’ve been a little cranky.

I’ve hurt one of my knees again. When I say hurt, I mean chronic stabbing pain.

Jesse has been very sweet on our walks and is putting up with “old man slow”.

It’s messing with my sleep and making me really tired. So tired, that doing anything is an almost insurmountable chore.

On the plus side it’s getting better and each day, the pain is dialing down a bit, or maybe I’m just getting used to it.

I’ll be doing okay minding my own business, then I’ll catch some stupidity in politics, the government, or the talking heads & think I’ve had a stroke or something because the news and sound bites are just plain insane.

M113 Salt Creature.I actually dreamt I was watching Kamala Harris on TV and she was in a super diverse room of people. It was an interview, (about what I don’t recall.) Each person that asked her a question was obviously ethnic in some way. Kamala answered in their accent.

The crowd didn’t like her answers so they started firing questions at her all at once. She tried to answer each person in their local accent and it kept going until not only was Kamala changing accents, but her face was mirroring the characteristics of the person she was focused on. It got faster & faster until finally she didn’t look human anymore.

Then, where Kamala had been standing at a podium there was suddenly this creature panting from exhaustion. (I just realized It was the old salt monster from the original StarTrek.)

The reporters didn’t miss a beat and called the transformation, “a regrettable makeup malfunction”. Then began painting the event as a trick of the light, combined with MAGA digital interference from the internet, being injected into their live television stream.

That’s when I woke up.

I think that in one way or another for the past 10 years politics has been permeating all our waking lives. There was a time when we could pretty much ignore the stupidity. A) The level of individual human stupidity hasn’t changed. B) The concentration of truly stupid people in our government has.

It’s reached a kind of critical mass, it’s no longer about one idiot in the House asking if putting a large naval base on an island will cause the island to capsize. Although watching that Admiral choke back his first, second, third, and fourth responses while maintaining a poker face was amusing.

Now the number of truly idiotic people elected to government offices has tipped the balance such that the outliers are the sane and reasonable suggestions, and the normal stuff coming out of any office in D.C. is batshit crazy, short bus stupid, or some ugly combination of both. 

Which brings me to my point. It’s become literally impossible to ignore the buffoonery and it’s become normalized, even if you’re not crazy, you feel like you’re crazy.

That “background noise” has a habit of keeping me low level cranky most of the time. At that level, I’m usually in pretty decent control but when you add sharp stabbing pain, well the control slips. And I tend to fire off rants, screeds? without much filtering. 

All of which is to explain that this blog might be a lot more random than usual. It might also be a little more pithy than usual. So buckle up buttercups, it might be a bumpy ride.

And I apologize in advance.

Alright this kinda pissses me off but it was not unexpected.

The final T-Mobile bill showed up.

They are totally Sprintified now. Between the old Sprint’s terrible billing practices and T-Mobile’s well renown awful billing practices what you get, when you leave them is a bill that is about DOUBLE your normal rate. 

My monthly bill for years was 120.00. Then when I lost Jerry my bill dropped to $75.00. Then T-Mobile decided to raise their prices while other carriers were advertising lower rates.

Since I had the temerity to ask, about lower rates and was essentially told by a representative off shore that I shouldn’t be asking about lower rates. I made arrangement to go to one of those other carriers.

As Expected T-mobile had to make this a bad divorce, complete with alimony.

I suppose in the world I’d choose to live. I’d have expected them to ask why I’m leaving.

I’d have expected them to say, “Here’s your final bill and it’s prorated such that you only owe us for the days that you actually used our services. We’re sorry to see you go after 14 years and want you to know you’re welcome to come back to us at any time.

Nope!

What you get is a psychotic blend. 

We’re Sorry to see you go. You owe us 140.07

They printed some really weird itemization. It looks like the phone line being ported to the new company collapsed the bundled plan that had my iPad and Apple Watch attached. But you can’t have a phone line on an Apple Watch by itself without a cell phone plan so in theory the watch plan should have ended when the phone plan did. 

Except it didn’t… The iPad plan since it was no longer attached to a phone plan jumped from $20 a month to $77 a month and then they doubled it. They didn’t care or notice that I manually cancelled these plans 2 days after the phone number had been ported. Nor did they care that I couldn’t cancel these plans because when they killed the phone line, they also killed my online access to the entire account.

They were acting just like a psychotic bitch burning your clothes on the front lawn!

I could call them, I could fight with their foreign customer service and get “The plan is the plan” or just pay the bill.

I’m going to choose the latter because I don’t have the energy to fight what will be a losing battle, just on principal. We all know that none of the foreign customer service people have the ability to “DO” anything. They’re just punching bags reading from scripts. AI will soon replace them and do just as fine a job as they do. Mindless recitation of a script with no comprehension of the words and less comprehension of the customer issue at hand.

Nope. I’ll simply make sure that I let as many people know T-Mobile is just as shitty as the other big carriers these days. They’ve arrived! They’re on Par with AT&T, and Verizon. Congratulations T-Mobile!

In closing,

Why are any of you reading this, paying top dollar to one of the big three when you can get comparable service for 1/3 or 1/2 the price from one of the alternate providers?

Just for the ability to flip them the finger about their shitty customer service and billing practices it might be worth switching.

However, I’d suggest that you contact your particular carrier and force them to calculate the exact day you cancel service to prevent them from screwing ya with a divorce settlement.

I might report T-Mobile to the FCC and CPUC, just to have it on file if there’s a class action lawsuit about unfair billing practices.