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This Just In!

New allegations and indictments against Donald Trump have just been released by the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith.

The new charges are as follows;

Donald Trump was supplying the cigars to the Clinton Whitehouse.
Donald Trump has been confirmed as one of the Watergate Burglars
Trump was the man on the grassy knoll.
Trump provided the financing for The assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand leading to World War I
Trump was in fact the Roman soldier who stabbed Jesus as he was being crucified.
Nancy Pelosi has subpoenaed Vatican records and discovered that Donald Trump was the serpent in the Garden of Eden.
In sealed secret testimony, God has confirmed Donald Trump is Satan. God is unavailable for comment because he’s in hiding, apparently afraid of MAGA Republicans.

NONE of the pervious statements are true!

(Apologies to God… You made me, you’re not surprised.)

But I wouldn’t be surprised in the least to hear a news person seriously reading any of them. This is because the Democrats have spent the last 6 years going on and on treating equally ludicrous statements as absolute truth.

I’m still waiting for the irrefutable evidence Adam Schiff claims to have seen proving Trumps guilt.

Uh Huh… Crickets! We know that California is doomed because the voters in Adam Schiff’s district keep that lying moron in office. I digress…

At this point Donald Trump could murder someone in full public view and no-one would believe it.

This constant witch hunt has got to stop. I truly believe that even if Trump is guilty of something… No-one outside Washington D.C. would believe it or care. Stop pissing away our tax dollars on this bullshit.

And for the record. Joe Biden, will likely never be impeached. Although God knows the evidence supporting impeachment is a hell of a lot stronger than what was used to impeach Trump TWICE!!!!

So please can we just get back to running the country into the ground with Bidenomics, or perhaps by some miracle maybe our politicians can actually do their fucking jobs…

Just a thought.

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Well that’s continuing a theme!

Called AAA to get a tow truck so that I could have the Chevy towed to a repair facility. It’s nothing big, something isn’t working right in the cooling system. It shouldn’t be any big deal to get the problem fixed.

I started this process at 8:15am. AAA wants to know what the problem is, “Does the vehicle Start? Is this just a jump situation etc…”

I tell them It starts, and why I need a tow to have it serviced. I think nothing of it. The pickup is scheduled for 10:00 am. I pour myself another cup of coffee.

AAA Sends me a text message saying that the car will be picked up at 10. Okay… Then I get a text saying they’re going to be here at 9:04am/ Okay…. I hop in the shower, I get dressed and I’m done by 8:55. 9:04 blows by, then another text, 9:37. Okay. The time blows by then another text saying 10:30. Okay… That time blows by. Then another text saying 11:00.

Now I’m annoyed!

I have some plans that require I be someplace at a specific time. You know. Like an appointment! Where you’re at a place when you say you’re going to be…

I’m considering canceling the whole deal when low and behold the tow truck shows up.

I’m thinking, “Good we can finally get this show on the road…”

The tow truck driver blocks the entire street and partially blocks the cross street. Okay I’m thinking, “we really need to get this show on the road.” The tow truck driver calls me as I’m heading down the stairs ….

REALLY???? You’re 1 or 2 hours late, you park like a deranged chimpanzee, and you’re too lazy to get out of your fucking truck to actually come to the address you’re supposed to be coming to?

Then he sees me and hangs up the phone. Gets out of the truck and says “Your car won’t start???”

I say, “Uh no the car will start but we need to get moving.” He gets pissy, and throws me attitude! OH NO YOU DID NOT!!!

I tell him I’ve got an appointment and he says, “I’m just the driver” I’m thinking, “Then you better fucking drive!” I’m trying to maintain my calm, so I don’t say anything.

Then I think about it and say, “What’s going on? You rescheduled 3 times. “

Then he gives me that “I’m just a driver,” bullshit again.

I say I get that. Then he says, “Call someone else!”

My brain didn’t even reboot. I said, “Good idea! I will.”

I stomped back into the house and immediately LIT UP AAA! While I’m on the phone with AAA I can still see this asshole tow truck driver blocking our street and part of the main cross street.

I tell AAA that they are never to send anyone from this Phelan Towing company to my address again. I tell them he’s still sitting out there playing with himself while I’m talking to them. I also tell them that I haven’t been quite this mad in years! I even said thanks cause now I know I’m alive!!!!

I cancel the call and will deal with it tomorrow.

I hop in my other car and take off. I have to pull around the idiot tow truck driver who is now blocking a different area of the cross street.

I make it to my appointment, hit the grocery store afterward, and also stopped by the Sheriffs office to ask how we need to handle the escalating situation with Crazy Pants and all the trashy people living there.

I got home about 1:00PM finally was able to eat something. I kept putting off eating because I knew as soon as I’d prepared something for breakfast the tow truck would be here and I’d waste the food.

Again, how about actually showing up when you say you’re going to?

Let me fucking guess… Being on time is racist????

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I was going to write a piece about the latest Trump indictment…

As I was writing, I was struck by some things.

I’M BORED!

I’m bored with the continuous law-fare against Trump, and apparently anyone who ever spoke his name out loud.

I’m waiting for the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith to start checking voting records. Everyone who voted for Trump, along with their families and employees will be taken from their homes, and hung by the neck until dead, right after the IRS has taken all their cash and assets. Their homes will be given to “good” voters recently arrived from the Southern border.

You can tell Smith really liked The Robes of state. If I recall correctly purple was the color of royalty. Interesting that purple is so prominent in the EU robes he’s wearing. Anointed by royalty? or do these robes say, “I AM Royalty!”

Each new indictment is simply the bullshit de jour. I resent having to process any of it, I resent my time being taken up with breathlessly excited reporting and joyous exclamations, “The walls are closing in on Trump.”

Yeah? Really? Go suck a rancid donkey dick. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Bitches on The View, Joy Reid and whoever else.

I’d ignore all you assholes but there are some bits of news that I enjoy. Scientific discoveries for example. Unfortunately I can’t have just that subject matter without all the rest of the noise. You’d think that we could program our devices to give us only the stuff we’re interested in but Nope!

The Democrat party needs to be disbanded. The head honchos of the DNC, should all be simply imprisoned without trial. We know they’re all guilty of something. We as a country have passed the point of equal justice. It’s very clear that we’ve moved into old Soviet Russia style justice. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime…” I’d love to see the Democrats get a good helping of their own “justice”. That’s just me engaging in petty vengeance.

If Washington DC was struck by an asteroid the size of a Volkswagen moving at 10% the speed of light, during the State of The Union address, I wouldn’t shed a single tear. The rest of the planet wouldn’t be in great shape after that, but at least we’d be rid of one group of shitheads.

You’d have to work through a lot of math to understand why a relatively small asteroid moving at that speed would be so devastating, I’m sure E=mc2 factors into it somewhere. It could be an extinction level event, at least in theory. On the bright side global warming wouldn’t be an issue.

I don’t even think Trump is 100% innocent of whatever the hell he’s accused of now. (What he didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit? OMG! Arrest him!)

At this point I don’t care.

What I do care about is that I can’t escape or ignore it.

The daily dose of bullshit is harshing my calm.

I could be slightly interested in Biden being impeached or better yet, tried for corruption. But that is something that will never happen in a million years. See my comment above about Soviet Style Justice.

We all know who our Masters are… The fuckers in Washington DC, and the communists in the DNC and RNC! I believe their leash is held by Communist China. They’ve sold us out plain and simple.

Absolutely nothing these fuckers do is in the interest of good governance, or the people they were elected to serve. They’re just trying to keep a lid on everything until they can hoist a communist / sociaist flag over the capital and declare the land mass of North America a sovereign possession of China or whoever.

That’s how we come to the WEF saying, “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.” The unspoken part of that is, “you’ll be happy when we take our boot off your throat and you’ll remain happy so long as you say or do nothing that causes the eye of the government to turn toward you.“

The way we’re going, it won’t be long until we’re all literally wearing chains. Right now I question if our technology isn’t metaphorical chains that may be just as effective.

As you may have gathered my state of mind when I wrote this was ANGRY.

Then later in the day I ran across something that made me smile, then it made me laugh out loud.

A conservative pundit posed the question; with the latest indictment, as part of Trump’s defense does it open the doorway to actually investigating ALL of TRUMPs administration and allegations of voter fraud leveled in 2016 by Hillary, and in 2020 by Trump?

Let’s be honest, no matter who wins in our system the other party always claims there were voter shenagins.

What does that investigation look like? Is it going to be like pulling a stray thread on a sweater? Might I get the opportunity to enjoy corrupt politicians metaphorically pouring gasoline over themselves then lighting a cigarette?

That might just be worth the annoyance!