Happy New Year

At this point, I trust you’ve survived the hangover, that you had no fireworks mishaps, and still have all your fingers and toes.

Congratulations!

There are some people waking up far less fortunate than you.

Let’s not forget the college students waking up this morning naked together and realizing they’d never have slept with each other were it not for alcohol. Now it’s simply a matter of whose phone has enough charge to report themselves a victim of date rape first.

I’m being mean.

I’m feeling a bit cross and not sure what that’s about.

Happy first day of what should be a good year.