That kind of money goes a loooooonnnnngg way anywhere, but in Florida, Dang!
An article in the New York Post reports a Mother of 3 in Florida has been banned from picking up her kids from school pickup area. The ban is over a sticker for the Mom’s OnlyFans account on the back windows or her car. (Hey you Gotta advertise!) She is allowed to park across the street, collect her children, then walk everyone back across the street to her vehicle.
The school in question is a Christian School, can you see where there might be a problem?
Skimming further in the article I noticed a couple of things and these are what stopped me from just moving on to the next insanity.
The Mom’s account makes $20,000 a month.
The Mom only has sex with her Husband on camera. They don’t do any swapping or 3 somes.
The couple films in a studio. The implication is the studio is at a location different from the family residence so the children aren’t exposed to the production of pornography. (I’ve often wondered how “God Fearing Christians” made babies when the entire family lived in a one room cabin. Mom & Dad had to get busy somewhere…)
As I was thinking about it, I was struck by this line of reasoning.
Mom & Dad Employed – Check
Mom, Dad, Children all live together, A Nuclear Family – Check
Mom & Dad’s business isolated from the home – Check
Mom & Dad are in a monogamous relationship – Check
Nobody is being exploited against their will – Check
Isn’t that exactly what the Religious Right wants? Just asking… The school itself is a private school, they’re gladly taking the tuition money that’s earned from Mom & Dad having sex with each other on camera.
There is one school of thought that says Mary, you know, the prostitute, financed the ministry of Jesus himself with earnings she’d saved from doing “business”. It seems a little hypocritical of the school to take the money from these parents, then ignore Mary’s integral part in the story of Jesus. In this case they’re just broadcasting from their marriage bed.
I think the real problem is this.
The Mom is kinda hot. After 3 kids, she’s a total MILF.
There’s another parent Lexy Thomas, who is a TikTok influencer trying to get the Cline children tossed out of the Christian school.
She claims that the school administrators did nothing about the decal. I’d say forcing the Clines to park across the street is about all they could do. The school is private property and they’ve said the Clines may not drive their vehicle on school property.
Even so, the TikTok Scold is pushing to have the Cline children removed entirely from the school.
Isn’t there another teaching in the Bible? Something like, let not the sins of the father be visited upon his children? Apparently, TikTok Lexy missed that particular bible study class.
The Clines say they’ve been upfront and above board about what they do and how they earn a living.
One student was apparently suspended for attempting to access the OnlyFans site on his phone while at school. This has provided fodder for the TicTok mother to keep making an issue about the Clines.
To be honest, the boy could have gotten in trouble for trying to access any porn site. The kid probably just saw the OnlyFans decal and typed it into his phone. I’ve done that with site names rolling by on cars. I think you can just take a picture of the sign with an iPhone and it will open it automatically. So I highly doubt the boy in question was “Suddenly and Shockingly” exposed to pornography.
The paywall alone should have stopped him.
The problem is an old one and it’s not about sex, or morals, or “The Children”.
The problem is jealousy.
The photo to the right is purported to be Lexy Thomas. She’s a plain jane, and why the heck should she be the only person not having any fun?
Sex is sacred, and only to be engaged in to make a baby. Otherwise the jaws of life are required to open her legs, Right? Ever notice how puritanical women always claim to be the victim and surprised, when their Man finds other pleasurable company, because they stopped putting out.
This photo appears to be from her TikTok account. If you’re going to be an “Influencer” why the hell didn’t you at least put some effort into your profile picture? Come on lady.
Lets see…
Hot 35 year old blond bombshell with a great rack making money screwing her husband on camera (pictured above)
OR
This ————————————————>
Survey says,
Bombshell!
There was a line in the article that caught my attention.
Several parents began to take note of the sticker during pickup and drop-off at the religious school, and word began to spread about Cline’s vocation.
‘Several Parents’ a.k.a. other mothers, a.k.a. vindictive gossips.
I was reminded of Loretta Lynn’s Harper Valley P.T.A.
Update: 02/12/2024 The children have been kicked out of the school.
So the nasty busybodies got their way and I’m sure they’re feeling super righteous about themselves.
It would be really funny if the Porn Parents turned around and purchased the school. I’d probably laugh myself right into a stroke.
For the moment, The Harper Valley P.T.A. won. I have faith that Karma is a stone bitch and something will happen to the busybodies.
I think it would be really interesting to know how many Only Fans accounts tracked back to the oh so righteous parents whose children are still attending the school.
After all, if a man has to rely on his hand because he can’t rent “The Jaws Of Life” to open his shrew busybody of a wifes legs he’s gonna need some interesting stimulation.