I’ve been wanting to try this for fun

A trip inside my twisted brain while I’m reading headlines.

 

EXCLUSIVE: MTG SAYS KEMP HAS THE ‘POWER’ TO CRIMINALLY PROBE WILLIS
Isn’t that called Rape, why does he need power? That woman is desperate enough she paid for it didn’t she?

HUNTER BIDEN TO SIT FOR CLOSED-DOOR DEPOSITION
They’ll have to close and lock that door otherwise he’ll run away during questioning. I’d suggest a car battery attached to his balls via jumper cables, but as kinky as he is that’s probably just a normal Tuesday night. 

TODAY: MARCH FOR LIFE IN FRIGID D.C.
If D.C. is frigid do they really have a problem with abortion? Perhaps marching for life in Atlanta, Chicago, or Detroit would have more of an impact. I never really thought of D.C. as frigid, that place is absolutely chock full of whores, there are lobbyists who would perform anilingus on Maxine Waters for a dollar.

IS BLINKEN EVIL, OR JUST CLUELESS?
Blinken is worse than either of these alone. He’s clueless but thinks he’s smart and wants to be Dr. Evil

BIDEN CO-CHAIR: DEMS HAVE SHIFTED ON BORDER BECAUSE IT’S SO BAD
In other words, they’re figuring out their cushy jobs are on the line in the next election.

‘U.S. IN DEEP FREEZE WHILE MUCH OF THE WORLD IS EXTRA TOASTY? YET AGAIN, IT’S CLIMATE CHANGE’
Nah, it’s not climate change. All the MEN in the US just turned the A/C on, trying to cool our tempers, and our balls.

EU Illegal Migration to Continue to Increase in 2024, Will Play Major Factor in Parliament Elections: Report
Yep, the actual citizens of the EU countries being overrun will be voting for anti-immigration candidates.

NATO: Next 20 Years Not ‘Hunky Dory’ and Public Needs to Prepare Itself to Survive ‘The First 36 Hours’ of War
Hmm. The past 3 years of wars haven’t been Hunky Dory, and they’re just now getting around to mentioning preparedness

DOJ Finds ‘Cascading Failures of Leadership’ in Uvalde Police Response to Robb Elementary Shooting
WOW! Isn’t that a case of the Porta-Potty calling the Gas Station toilet filthy?

Rep. Correa: Mayorkas Is Doing ‘Good’ Despite Fentanyl and Border Failures
I really would like to know Rep. Correa’s level of standards. Or how much he got paid and by whom to say that. Or just how much Fentanyl he snorted prior to making this statement.

Dem Rep. Smith: ‘Open Door’ on Asylum Claims Is Hurting My District in Washington
Uh Huh, The property values are dropping like a stone in Rep. Smith’s district. 

‘Massive’ Layoffs Spur Friday Walkout at Far-left L.A. Times
Hmm. If the LA Times has a walkout and there’s no LA Times article with byline about it, did it happen? The walkout will spare us their drivel for a day and make the executive’s jobs easier. They can just lay off everyone not doing their job. First though you’d have to be able to define what the LA Times produces as actual work for pay. I tend to think of their output as cow shit with glitter sprinkled on top.

Usually after I’ve read the headlines and thought snarky things, I’ll go ahead and read some of the articles. They’re nothing like what I imagined, but at least going into them I know they can’t be as bad as I first imagined…

Usually they’re worse!

Have a Great Saturday!

My, My, My, The DOJ finally authenticates Hunter’s Laptop

You know, the importance of this isn’t so much that the laptop is Hunter’s. Nor is it that the laptop contains some of the filthiest videos I’ve ever seen, (and that’s saying something!) Even the fact that the laptop contains business communications between Hunter and various foreign entities where it’s clear that Hunter is selling influence isn’t the issue in my mind.

All of these points are important, but not as important as the fact that the way this laptop has been investigated and dealt with, demonstrates breathtaking corruption at the highest levels of our government. 

Once respected institutions that the American people looked to for justice, are now as befouled and besmirched as a diseased whore’s bedsheets.

Russian Disinformation? HA! How many times over the four years of the Trump presidency did we hear that stupid shit?

51 Intelligence officers confirming the laptop was Russian disinformation calls into question their competence.

I’m not an intelligence officer but as I peeled through what I could of the disk image I noted a consistency that any computer professional would have seen. That told me back in 2019 the laptop was real and not Russian Disinformation. I wrote about it on this very blog.

So clearly, I’m better at data analysis, than those 51 intelligence officers and should have their job.

The FBI and DOJ calling into question the computer repair shop owner’s honesty and integrity after he turned the laptop over to the FBI, then later Giuliani, was obscene.

This guy was just trying to collect on a bill. Then realizing the stuff on the laptop was freaking nuclear he gave it to the “proper” authorities. When the FBI did nothing, said nothing, and left him without any instructions, he turned the disk image over to Giuliani.

Yeah, it was a disk image. Hunter took the MacBook Pro to the repair shop because it had water damage. He wanted the computer repaired and the data recovered from the drive. In these situations the computer might be totaled (water and electronics don’t really mix), but the data on the drive is often recoverable, after all that’s what you’re interested in right? You can move the data to another computer.

Here, you have an honest businessman trying to do the right thing and absolutely no-one from the FBI or DOJ gave him any guidance or instruction. Isn’t that kind of their job?

Instead, after the story breaks, he can’t even go to work because the media frenzy created by the whole Russian Disinformation claim made it look like he was the bad guy, a Russian Spy, a nefarious operator looking for a million dollar payday.

The Authorities, our FBI and DOJ willingly destroyed this man, his life, and his business.

Now some of the 51 Intelligence officers admit they signed their letter not because the Russian Disinformation claim was true, but because they hated Trump.

What happened to Honor? What happened to Truth being the highest principal? 

Those 51 individuals dishonored their respective agencies, and themselves. They, the FBI and DOJ, I believe  should all be punished severely for their part in what can only be described as a bloodless Coup d’état.

The so called January 6th insurrection was a logical consequence to people realizing that the Coup had already happened. The march on the Capital was in fact We The People demanding redress to grievances. 

Allow me to reiterate again because this can never be said too many times.

No Capital Police were killed on Jan 6th. The Crowd was unarmed, there were no guns, rifles, or bombs being carried by the crowd. The only weapons were in the hands of the Capital Police. They had the guns, rifles, teargas, and flash-bangs. The only person shot on Jan 6th was Ashli Babbitt, she was murdered by a Capital Police officer with a history of poor judgement regarding firearms. 

Yet somehow an unruly crowd demanding their voices be heard by their elected officials, got turned into a dangerous insurrection. The DOJ run by Merrick Garland arrested hundreds of people present at the Capital on Jan 6th, well after the fact. Many have been wrongfully Imprisoned, held without trial or bail, they are in effect, political prisoners and have been denied their right to a speedy trial, along with the rest of their constitutional rights. 

Don’t even get me started on the Jan 6th committee, and their theatrical bullshit. For all that’s holy don’t get me talking about the unbelievably unfair sentences some of the Jan 6th protestors have been hit with. 

All of which is further evidence, albeit circumstantial, that the FBI, and DOJ, are no longer about actual justice. These arms of the government have become ENFORCEMENT / PROTECTION arms of the authoritarian shadow government behind the puppet carcass known as Joe Biden. These authoritarians are the real danger to our democratic republic.

It might be that Donald Trump, because he’s a wildcard, or Robert Kennedy, because these folks may have been involved in the assassinations of his family members, and he believes that’s the case, are threats to the shadow government which is why they’ve gone so hard after Trump perverting the justice system in the process, or why Robert Kennedy has repeatedly been denied the secret service detail presidential candidates enjoy.

I know that line about Trump and Kennedy is the stuff of conspiracy theory. But at this point, when so many lies have been told and “truths” we’ve accepted have turned out to be lies…

How are we as citizens to place any faith or trust in our government or our presumably fairly “Elected” officials? 

But there’s more! 

The collusion between Facebook, Twitter, Google, the government, and media served to censor what was real and mostly accurate information. It wasn’t possible to post comments about the laptop or repost the New York Post article that broke the laptop story.

That censorship effectively put moronic Joe Biden in the Whitehouse as a figurehead to some truly evil cabal of people operating behind the scenes. Joe Biden may be “The President”, but at this point pretty much everyone I know believes he’s nothing more than an animated corpse being used as a puppet. 

In other words, the election was in fact stolen! This is born out by polling results stating that 70% of the American people who voted for Joe Biden would have rethought their vote had the information about the Hunter Biden Laptop been widely available and discussed. The margins Trump versus Biden were mighty slim. It wouldn’t have taken much to push Trump into the win. As it was, suppression of information about the laptop appears to have dragged Joe Biden into the win and across the threshold of the Whitehouse.

That same collusion between technology giants, the media, and government went on in continued disservice to the American people in particular, and the world in general during the COVID panic.

Doctors, therapies, effective medications, and real clinical data were all suppressed in favor of an irrational narrative designed to make pharmaceutical companies hundreds of billions of dollars injecting people with an ineffective vaccine that may well have long term unpredictable side effects.

Now we have the WHO speaking at Davos and the WEF meeting telling us they think there’s going to be another pandemic, (there will be, the normal cycle is about every hundred years or so.)  Except the WHO is talking about another pandemic soon… Oh? So they mean another man-made pandemic. Hmm… 

News out of China is that the motherfuckers at the Wuhan Institute of Virology have created COVID 2.0+ and yippee it’s 100% fatal in their mouse study. (Please note. The mice in question are genetically modified to express some human proteins for experimentation purposes.) Remember that the WHO is funded mostly by fucking China!

What a fucking coincidence!

The WEF, WHO, and Elites at Davos are big time depopulation control freaks. But they also like to make money so I’m absolutely sure that China will release their new “Decimator” virus and then try to sell us all a new and improved vaccine. 

Don’t make the mistake I did thinking the WEF was a bunch of pompous Europeans screwing their own countries that we didn’t have to worry about. American politicians are there too collaborating with the world Elites. We know this because Blinken’s Boeing aircraft broke down in Davos. No doubt due to diversity hire mechanics mandated by Pete Buttigieg’s DOT.

Again, in what world would I or anyone trust the United States Government or so called world leaders?

Then there’s the question of Ukraine. My God, what the hell is that about? We know Hunter was doing something that made no sense in terms of his experience,  but was making a shit ton of money at Burisma in Ukraine. We know that for some inexplicable reason, Joe Biden as Vice President during the Obama administration, caused the lead investigator of corruption in Ukraine to be fired. (Joe Brags about it all the time.)

Coincidentally the investigator that was fired was looking into Burisma and finding dirt. Flash forward 6 years or so and suddenly The US is goading Russia into attacking Ukraine by making it known Ukraine will be joining NATO.

Vladimir putinOf course Putin is going to react.

The question to ask is why now? Why announce the NATO thing with Ukraine? 

Could it be that someone was expecting the collateral damage of a war to wipe a bunch of evidence?

Wars don’t just kill people, they kill buildings and records. Transaction records, loan paperwork, property titles, and all kinds of other things are utterly and irrevocably destroyed. 

Honestly I wouldn’t put it past the Biden’s, or whoever is pulling Biden Inc’s strings to have started a war killing thousands of people just to cover up some dirty financial dealing, or to protect their identities.

The cold hearted nature of the Biden administration speaks loudly and clearly that they don’t care about anyone but themselves. The upper class is to be protected at all costs and the lower class is completely expendable.

I’m supposed to trust the fairness and justice of our government? I’m supposed to believe that I’m equal, and have equal rights? I’m supposed to trust the Governments 3 letter organizations, FBI, IRS, DEA, EPA, FDA, DOJ, FAA, CIA, NSA, Etc?

No, I tried that for most of my life. There’s only so much disappointment a man can take. 

I’m not going to be able to have my faith restored in Government until Corrupt Officials are being shot for treason against the capital wall.

Yeah, I’m SUPER pissed off about the breath-taking corruption playing out before my eyes.

You go Texas!

It is with a high degree of satisfaction that I’ve been watching the latest dust-up between the limp-dicked federal government and the state of Texas.

Sadly the Federal Government is limp-dicked in EVERY SINGLE aspect of their being except dealing with American Citizens.

American Citizens, our government rapes metaphorically, beats, incarcerates, drugs,  forces submission and obedience if a citizen questions anything, shits and pisses on our head and all the while tells us everything is just hunky dory.

Don’t you dare speak ill of the government! The FBI will kick your door in at 4am, shoot your dog who rightfully attempts to defend you and your family and haul you off to the nearest gulag where you’ll rot for the next indeterminant number of years. Speedy trial? Yeah, MY ASS!

It is because this is how I feel about the government that I’ve been laughing my ass off as Texas and the Feds square off.

You see, I think it’s pretty damn obvious that the Federal Government has failed in its constitutional duty to secure the nation. Texas on the other hand has had quite enough of the bullshit and has stepped up to secure its own border.

I’ll tell you what, if Texas stopped me as I was driving across country and passing through their territory to see my passport I’d be just fine with it. If Texas chooses to secure all its borders that’s gonna be just fine with me too, and I could see myself asking the great state of Texas if I could live there.

See, I want to live in a place with secure borders. I’d even be willing to help secure a border with a bunch of like minded volunteers.

Since the Federal Government has FAILED Texas, and Texans in managing the border, it’s completely rational to me that the State of Texas would take action to insure its own security and wellbeing.  The people of Texas have been very patient and kind for THREE YEARS!

Eventually anyone, no matter how big hearted, is going to run out of patience.

The question I have is what does the DHS think they’re going to do? Are they planning to roll tanks to Austin, or Eagle Pass, to enforce an illegal order from Washington D.C.?

What then? Do the MORONS in DHS and the White House really believe they’ll be able to set Texan against Texan to enforce the opening of this stretch of border again?

I think it’s more likely that Texas, and I mean the good people of Texas will say “FUCK THIS SHIT!” Then demand Texas secede from the Estados Unidos and revert back to being an independent republic. Oh and just so everyone is clear… They’re going to start drilling oil again too. So we’ll all be able to thank Texas for affordable fuel.

The latest report I saw said the DHS has given Texas until today for Texas National Guard to clear out and return control of the border to DHS and CBP.

In other words to just open the border and allow everyone and anyone to cross without vetting, inspection, or ID.

Hey, that means DHS is also perfectly happy being complicit in Sex and Drug trafficking. Is the big guy, (Biden) getting his 10% of that action too?

Will DHS be the relevant department for aggrieved citizens to sue when some Arab/ Iraq/ Iran/ Hamas/ Islamic/ whatever middle eastern fuck blows up a building full of women and children? Those are typical islamic targets if what we’ve seen in Israel is any indication.

That’s not being racist or Islamophobic. That’s a fucking statement of fact. So all you bleeding heart leftists… Shut the fuck up. It’s going to happen and we all know it’s going to happen. We just don’t know when.

Oh, I know you pearl clutching liberal dumbfcuks, “3 People drowned, because Texas took control…”

Uh NO. Yeah people drowned, but not as a direct result of Texas having control of the border. Here’s a couple of little facts. They’re harsh, and they’re going to trigger you.

Animals die during migrations. It’s a fact. Humans are animals, some animals die during migration, what’s happening at the border is migration, that’s why we call them migrants, ergo, humans are going to die. Deal with it!

I notice you’re not at all concerned about the homeless citizens already on the streets of cities all over America dropping dead from hunger, poor health care, exposure, or drugs. But somehow these poor migrants illegally crossing the border deserve heart wrenching sympathy?

Uhhh NOPE! They fucking chose to come here illegally. They fucking knew what they were doing was against the law. If they die in transit so the fuck what? I guarantee you that there are trails of bodies in the bushes all along the “Migration” paths. Nobody is shedding any tears for those folks who didn’t make it.

Here’s another thought. If you’re a migrant, (A.K.A. Illegal immigrant,) and you can’t swim…

MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T BE CROSSING A DAMN RIVER!

What the fuck did you think was going to happen? Did you believe angels from El Norte were going to swoop in and pluck your dumb ass out of the water?

Thank god Darwinian rules are still in effect.

I’d say don’t bother to retrieve the bodies, let ‘em wash downstream and serve as an example. Same goes for those who die in the desert.

I know I sound brutal about it, but come on. At last count, the number of migrants has exceeded the actual populations of several states. Clearly this is fucking unsustainable.

On the other hand now would be a really great time to establish a false ID. Go to Mexico, send your documents back home via a friend or Mail. Cross the border illegally, get apprehended, then give CBP a false name. Collect your free phone, your 5K and notice to appear in 2035. Go to MA collect your driver’s license, and green card, then return to your home with a nice neat legal government issued fake ID. Oh and lets not forget that FREE Healthcare you can get in California as an illegal.

I really think if Texas were to break free of the suffocating clutches of what our insane federal government has become, I’d honestly consider moving to Texas!

Like my ancestors before me, I will be free, I will not submit to the hideous perversion our politicians have made of The Founders dream of a Constitutional Republic.

I’d be willing to bet that at least some of our founders would be demanding duels at dawn with the jackasses in Washington D.C.