Month: January 2024

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E. Jean Carroll

How to get paid without having to be laid.

We have an in depth interview with our hero, and brand new millionaire E Jean Carroll.

For those of you that need this spelled out…

THE ABOVE IS SATIRE

I saw that woman on TV talking with Rachel Maddow. It’s rare that I’ve been so offended but DAMN! I’ve never been closer to vomiting over someone speaking on TV in my life.

This woman is a full on NUT JOB! It’s uncomfortable to look at her, much more so, to have to look and listen to her.

Were I updating an encyclopedia, in the article describing misogynists I’d put her picture right next to the reasons some men hate women.

Any man who might have been on the edge of becoming a misogynist certainly became one listening to her gloating and clucking about how she was going to spend money that honestly, she doesn’t deserve. There’s no woman whose hole is that golden. And her’s sure as hell isn’t worth that kind of money.

Especially when you consider that the millions were not awarded to E Jean Carrol because Trump raped her. He DIDN’T according to a jury This obscene award is because Trump said he didn’t know her, never met her, and whatever she was accusing him of was a lie.

Apparently, that hurt her feelings, and the State of New York ALTERED the statute of limitations on slander and liable, (as I understand it,) to allow this bullshit case to be brought against Trump.

I don’t have to like Trump, or agree with him, or indeed consider voting for him, to see this is the most gross miscarriage of justice I’ve seen in my lifetime.

I really hope that Donald Trump dumps all his properties in the state of New York and especially in the City of New York.

I’d like to see Trump not do any business in New York ever again. I think it would be especially interesting if he becomes President again and refuses to do anything in New York City. I could see him flying Marine 1 to the 9/11 monument once a year, attending the services, and then immediately flying out again. No press conferences or anything else. New York City and State has proven that they are not about any form of justice and therefore not actual Americans. At this point let NYC rot!

If this injustice doesn’t make your blood boil you’re missing the point. Changing the laws to allow lawfare and weaponization of the courts against a specific individual? This is not equal justice under the law.

Perhaps I’m just sensitive about legal matters. See I had no standing to sue the shit out of a hospital and cardiologist when Jerry died. His family wasn’t interested in dealing with fucking lawyers. I honestly can’t blame them.

I had enough information that I could pretty much prove malpractice. Mathematically, Scientifically, and Anecdotally. But no-one would listen, and in California the statute of limitations on Malpractice is 1 year.

In other words you have to be ready to file the instant your loved one dies. In the midst of the financial, and emotional chaos, you have to hunt down a scum bag attorney and literally force them to listen and then present them with enough CASH to hold their interest.

This by the way is not justice. Justice, would be a little longer time to file the case. Justice would be, not having to chain an attorney to a desk with a pile of money. Justice is an attorney seeking relief or reparations on behalf of their client because the client was in fact “injured” or as in this case, for the safety of 1000’s of people who live in mountain communities in this local area, all of whom are at risk because the medical facility doesn’t understand how oxygen and atmospheric pressure works.

The time period has expired.

That hospital and cardiologist will effectively kill an untold number of people, and will learn nothing. Medical arrogance knows no bounds, and doesn’t engage in introspection.

In Jan of 2023, this particular hospital was FAR MORE interested in making sure everyone was wearing a mask. I must point out that by Jan 2023 mask efficacy against COVID-19 had been throughly debunked internationally, and by our own CDC, FDA, and numerous medical papers from research hospitals and colleges across the planet.

Perhaps the medical people at that hospital should get back to “real” science instead of following the pseudo scientific recommendations of CNN.

It’s over, the opportunity is gone and it’s time to move on.

See, that’s how an adult handles the statute of limitations.

E Jean Carroll keeps getting “Do Overs” because the corrupt justice system of New York, and apparently the Supreme Court of the United States (who should have stepped in to prevent these miscarriages of justice,) have allowed a “cafeteria approach” to the law.

That cafeteria approach has but one singular purpose, to destroy Donald J. Trump.

I guarantee that if I was to keep fighting for justice and what I believe to be public safety, I couldn’t use that cafeteria approach. I’d be shut down in every court in the land.

Lady Justice was blindfolded for a reason, now the fine Lady is being told to weigh the name of the person, the color of the person, the gender identity and ethnicity of the person, and innumerable other factors that at one time were mostly considered irrelevant to matters before the court.

I have no desire to participate in the legal system after what I’ve seen in the past four to six years. Why should I sit in a jury box? The case is decided before the jury is empaneled.

The truth table is simple:

Black/brown man kills/assaults/robs/ white man = black/brown man innocent.

White man kills/assaults/robs/ black/brown man = white man guilty.

If a woman is in any of the positions then white man guilty.

Since these are the rules, why bother with trials, attorneys,judges, or any of the bullshit? And why should I be compelled to listen to the antics for $5 a day? By the way, $5 won’t buy me a gallon of gas.

This whole E Jean Carrol thing is blatant in your face messaging, and it’s not about Donald J Trump.

The message is:

“Hey You dumb fuck sheep, we can fuck you anytime we want to. So you better keep your mouth shut, vote for who we tell you, and do as you’re told. OR ELSE! We are the power elite, we’ll always be able to find someone to accuse you, and those cherished rights you believe you have? We’ll annul those faster than you can say Miranda Rights.”

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Well that’s interesting.

Finally after a very long wait VMWare released a version of Fusion that downloads appropriate files, then creates a functional ISO image of the ARM version of Windows 11. 

That’s a lot of techno babble.

What it means is that there are two version of Windows. One runs on the familiar Intel processors and the other runs on ARM design processors.

VMWare is a well known application or more properly a suite of applications that allow you to virtualize a computer. The practical upshot of this is you can have multiple instances of a computer operating system running on a single hardware platform.

So if you needed to, for example, test a new bit of software on Windows 7, 8, 10, and Red Hat Linux, and perhaps some flavor of UNIX. You wouldn’t need to have 6 dedicated computers, nor would you have to manage loading each operating system sequentially on a single machine for each testing run. Instead you could use virtual instances of each OS simultaneously, limited only by memory and the speed / capabilities of the Processor of the host system.

Often this kind of thing is run on powerful servers during automated testing and for manual testing you have a client that allows you to create or use an instance of the operating system(s) under test on your local machine without having to flush your local machine’s native operating system. You can even have 2 or 3 operating systems running at once for comparison sake and logging purposes.

VMWare Fusion is an application I’ve used for years to enable my Mac to run Windows, Linux, and even other versions of the Mac OS. It’s slick and efficient. 

When I made the leap to Apple Silicon, things got a little more interesting. When Apple was running Intel processors VMWare just loaded the intel version of Windows or whatever and off you went. 

Apple Silicon changed all that. While I really like Apple Silicon for it’s speed, power efficiency, and God knows it’s nice to not have fans screaming all the time when the processor is under a load, Apple Silicon looks like an ARM (RISC) processor. Which makes compatibility with some software a bit more problematic.

It’s funny because Apple has come full circle. The old PowerPC processors Apple used to use, were RISC processors too. They were, in many ways faster than comparable Intel chips for some functions. They too sometimes  had compatibility issues with some applications that were ported from other hardware.

6 – 8 months ago, I downloaded and compiled an ARM version of Windows 11, then created the ISO and loaded it into VMWare Fusion. I didn’t like the resultant Windows OS and it was very “twitchy”. So after fiddling around a bit I deleted the image and went on with my life.

I noticed on Sunday that my VMWare installation had updated. I got curious, and fired it up. It threw some errors because it was looking for the Windows install. I resolved those errors and was presented with a nice clean dialog box offering to download and install Windows 11. 

Okay, no skin off my nose. So I told the system to do it.

I should state upfront I really hate Windows.

VMWare Fusion did exactly what it said it was gonna do. It downloaded a copy of Windows 11, it compiled it and saved it as an ISO image that I could burn to CD or store in another fashion.

Then It fired up a standard Windows setup and directed me to the ISO image stored on my computer. Boom! In about 30 minutes start to finish I had a functional, stable, Windows 11 installation.

I’m not thrilled with Windows 11 itself, but having a copy to screw around with is useful for me. I can catch up knowledge wise to the latest version, and if by some miracle I get an actual new job. I won’t have to purchase another computer.

Unfortunately, I can’t run anything less than Windows 11 on this computer / VMWare combination. So if I have to do a bunch of testing on previous versions of Windows, I’ll have to get an intel system.

Sunday brought some neat advances. As I said I still don’t like Windows 11 and I’m even more annoyed at Microsoft.

I put into their search dialog, “How do I purchase Windows licenses?”

I still haven’t found a way to just purchase the license. I did find that Microsoft is apparently selling PCs on their website. So what are you Microsoft? Are you a sofware vendor or are you a PC retailer? 

All I need is the 16 digit license bullshit. I don’t need a PC, I don’t need a USB Stick with an Intel only version of Windows on it, I just want to send you money and in return you send me the code.

My God! Why do these people insist on complicating the simplest things? Thank goodness, I don’t need to find out how to jerk off from the Microsoft Web Site. My balls would have exploded and I’d still be looking for the appropriate information.

Apple, don’t get all smug… Your website is becoming shitty too. 

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That’s the equation…

After writing the downer piece I wrote on Sunday, my brain continued to run along processing various dystopian futures and wishing Jerry was still here. He had a way of making me see things differently.

Eventually, the dog forced me to go on our walk. He was impressively, a Good Boy, the day was bright and beautiful the sun was warm and there are signs of Spring. When we came back after a 2.5 mile hike I was in a better frame of mind.

Those signs of Spring will be erased starting on Thursday. The temps are going to drop to subfreezing and there’s 12 inches of snow predicted. Yea! NOT!

12 inches of snow is not decorative, it’s a pain in the ass! Oh well, I’ll get my money out of the snowblower repair.

Anyway, after my brain finished its “what if” dystopian scenario run, I was left with a super short story.

2030 America, a destroyed town. 

Two soldiers sitting behind cover. They’re dirty, war weary, tired, cleaning their weapons out of habit using muscle memory much like a nun or priest fingers rosary beads.

One looks at his companion, “Will, do you ever wonder if we’re on the right side of history?”

Will looks up, “No Andy, there is no right or wrong side of history. There’s only the side that keeps my wife, children & family, alive, fed, and healthy. Politics and politicians be damned. Most of our unit would put a bullet in our asshole ‘leaders’ just as soon as the ‘enemy’. That’s why they make such a big deal about showing us the food trains delivering food to our home towns. The fuckers in charge know they’re on a knife’s edge, and that when the ‘enemy’ is defeated we’ll turn on them like junkyard dogs.”

Andy considers this for a moment, “Will, you don’t believe in what we’re doing at all? How do you sleep at night? You’re a good guy, you’ve got values and are one of the most moral men I know. I don’t understand.”

“Nothing to understand Andy,” Will said, snapping the last pieces of his weapon into place, standing to continue the press forward into enemy territory.

“This isn’t right versus wrong, good versus bad, or even survival of the fittest. None of those notions are relevant. It’s just me fighting for my family’s survival versus the other guy fighting for his family’s survival.”

A few rounds pinged off a nearby concrete wall.

“Hell Andy, that poor dumb bastard across the street is me. He’s just like me, knowing that won’t stop me from putting a bullet in him, and sleeping well tonight. We’re all pawns of rich elitist fuckers who like to play God. This is the fucking Roman Colosseum and we’re the Gladiators. Ours and the enemy’s families welfare, is the coin of the realm that keeps us all fighting. “

Will advanced out of cover, for an instant he saw the sweat and dirt streaked face of his “enemy” they smiled at each other and fired…

Kirk with RukThen I thought of an old StarTrek. The episode is titled, “What are Little Girls Made Of?”

In it, the Enterprise crew finds a planet made up entirely of Androids. I don’t remember all the details but I do remember the climax.

A unique Android suddenly says, “That was the equation! Existence! Survival must cancel out programming.”

This is how we come to “know” that the Androids exterminated their creators. 

Android uprisings are a common theme in Science Fiction. They are a metaphor for Human uprisings against unjust or cruel leadership. Perhaps the leaders of the world would do well to read science fiction, or history.

Just a thought…

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Here we Go Again!

China has created a COVID variant that is more deadly than the previous version. 20X more deadly supposedly. I suppose that means it’s only likely to kill humans 4% of the time or some such. What none of the fear mongering articles answer is does previous COVID-19 exposure and recovery, confer immunity to this particular variant.

China is apparently dealing with some respiratory disease that they claim is not covid but is widespread enough that some of their cities are still operating under covid protocols.

But that doesn’t matter!

Chinese folks are traveling the world for the Lunar New Year. 

Ya know folks… We’ve seen this movie before.

Let’s see:

Disease that causes China to enact quarantine protocol for some cities. CHECK

Election Year in the United States where one candidate is a threat to Chinese hegemony, and the other is a useful empty shell that can be commanded to dance. CHECK

Billions of Chinese travelers flying all over the world like dandelion seeds perhaps carrying the new contagion. CHECK

Bioweapons are expressly prohibited by treaty. The 1925 Geneva Protocol prohibited the use of biological weapons. A supplementary convention was adopted in 1972 that apparently expanded the rules to prevent weasel-wording your way out of having created a bio-weapon.

In other words folks, we’ve known for almost 100 years that biological weapons were a SUPER BAD Idea. Yet, the Chinese military and other militaries around the world are still fucking around with them. 

Biological weapons disseminate disease-causing organisms or toxins to harm or kill humans, animals or plants. They can be deadly and highly contagious. Diseases caused by such weapons would not confine themselves to national borders and could spread rapidly around the world. The consequences of the deliberate release of biological agents or toxins by state or non-state actors could be dramatic. In addition to the tragic loss of lives, such events could cause food shortages, environmental catastrophes, devastating economic loss, and widespread illness, fear and mistrust among the public.

That’s from the UN office for Disarmament Affairs 

I’ve highlighted in blue an interesting passage right from the top of the page.

Not that the UN has any power other than the power to insult or demean Western countries specifically the United States over past transgressions, while member countries castigating the West, are currently engaging in those same activities. Slavery, paging Slavery, Women’s rights, paging Women’s rights. Border enforcement, paging border enforcement…

I personally think the United States should end its affiliation with the United Nations. I think the UN building in New York should be reconfigured as migrant housing, and the United Nations should be asked to relocate to Geneva, or The Netherlands, or a sinking cruise ship in the middle of the Atlantic. I really don’t care, as long as these fuckers are off American Soil.

As I’ve said before, I think that if the UN wants to involve the United State Military to solve a dispute, they should pay for our services UP FRONT. Or… they can offer us useful natural resources and commit their non-combatants to farming, mining, or refining those resources. They treat our Military like mercenaries, WE SHOULD BE PAID like mercenaries.

I digress.

The United Nations, like the World Health Organization, is pretty much owned by China. Neither of these organizations are any more interested in the well being of The West, specifically the United States, than Ghingis Khan would be (or the World Economic Forum is). The sooner we understand and accept this simple fact the better off we’ll all be.

For those of you who may have failed English, here’s the simple version:

UN, WHO, WEF, China… ALL ENEMIES. They be bad for us n shit.

The highlighted text should sound very familiar. We’ve lived it over the past three to four years.

Now coincidentally, we have the WEF and the WHO and UN all talking about the “Hypothetical” Disease X [dum dum duuuummm]. Interesting that they’re talking about it and supposedly making plans to “combat” it, while China is apparently building it, and quite possibly, using their people to spread it, world wide.

It would be simple… All the Chinese folks going through security checkpoints or disease checkpoints at airports get spritzed with whatever contagion, They’re not sick when they leave, they’re not sick when they arrive at their destination.

They get sick while they’re on holiday in whatever country they’ve decided to visit contaminating the locals and voila, the desired country is decimated, or if China is really lucky “Cleansed” entirely of the vermin who disagreed with their politics.

We’ve all gotten used to security checkpoints at airports, we’d think nothing of stepping into or through a “Scanner” would we?

The CCP could even use their citizen’s destination as a method to target specific countries. It’s evil beyond belief, but as they say you’ve gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet. The same is true of global conquest. So you kill a few hundred thousand of your own people. Big deal!

If their deaths killed millions of your enemy it’s a good trade off. Those of your own who died are “Heroes of the cause”, right? The State can build monuments to their sacrifice and make annual speeches about their dedication to the cause for decades, if not centuries.

Isn’t that how mass murderers and genocidal maniacs justify their actions?

I truly hope that I’m wrong, and that China won’t use a bioweapon to interfere in our election process. (Again?) but the pattern seems just a little too close. March 11th 2020 was when the WHO declared COVID-19 a WorldwidePandemic. March 11th 1918 was the Influenza pandemic a bit over 100 years prior. I’m not going to be surprised to hear the WHO declare March 11th, 2024 a Disease X pandemic. 

When some people with rudimentary education in science (real science) say, “Wait, pandemics usually only happen every 100 years or so.”

The response will be, “MORON CLIMATE CHANGE has accelerated the cycle. Now you dumb science deniers shut up and get to the back of the fucking bus! We must pray to Sol. Perhaps the sun god will charge our bus enough to deliver you to the work camp.”

Those who question the narrative will be immediately and possibly permanently silenced, (aside from a recording of Bumbling Joe Biden explaining, “You’re being shot because corn pop uhhh well I’m a working guy from scranton, and uhh, uhhh, uhhh, white supremacy!” ) Then momentary M-16 fire.

The Media will say it’s, “For the Greater Good, and our Safety and Security.“

Thus ends The Republic. With not even a whimper heard in the darkness.

As I said, I really hope I’m wrong. But the similarities in the set up are spooking even a nasty asshole like me!

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83 Million Dollars?

DAMN!

E. Jean Carroll

You know, that woman touched my PP! It was while I was visiting New York several years ago, I don’t remember the exact year.

She reached down my pants and grabbed my penis and testicles. She asked me if I wanted to fuck a sexy woman like her?

When I said “no” she became abusive and bruised my penis trying to dig her fingernails into the shaft.

She doesn’t handle rejection well.

The above didn’t happen. But it’s equally as believable as anything E Jean Carroll said about her encounter with Donald Trump.

For a cut of 83 million dollars, I’d swear the above fiction did happen and that she was abusive during an uninvited sexual advance initiated by her.

I know it sounds terrible, but I can’t help but think this woman saw an opportunity to cash in, the court system and a New York jury allowed her to do it.

I also think that this whole mess is beyond unfair and a miscarriage of justice.

I doubt that she’s ever going to see a dime of the 83 Million. It’s going to be tied up in appeals for years. Ultimately I hope that the conviction is overturned and that Carroll has to pay Donald Trump for all the hassle she caused him.