Month: August 2023

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I was going to write a piece about the latest Trump indictment…

As I was writing, I was struck by some things.

I’M BORED!

I’m bored with the continuous law-fare against Trump, and apparently anyone who ever spoke his name out loud.

I’m waiting for the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith to start checking voting records. Everyone who voted for Trump, along with their families and employees will be taken from their homes, and hung by the neck until dead, right after the IRS has taken all their cash and assets. Their homes will be given to “good” voters recently arrived from the Southern border.

You can tell Smith really liked The Robes of state. If I recall correctly purple was the color of royalty. Interesting that purple is so prominent in the EU robes he’s wearing. Anointed by royalty? or do these robes say, “I AM Royalty!”

Each new indictment is simply the bullshit de jour. I resent having to process any of it, I resent my time being taken up with breathlessly excited reporting and joyous exclamations, “The walls are closing in on Trump.”

Yeah? Really? Go suck a rancid donkey dick. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Bitches on The View, Joy Reid and whoever else.

I’d ignore all you assholes but there are some bits of news that I enjoy. Scientific discoveries for example. Unfortunately I can’t have just that subject matter without all the rest of the noise. You’d think that we could program our devices to give us only the stuff we’re interested in but Nope!

The Democrat party needs to be disbanded. The head honchos of the DNC, should all be simply imprisoned without trial. We know they’re all guilty of something. We as a country have passed the point of equal justice. It’s very clear that we’ve moved into old Soviet Russia style justice. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime…” I’d love to see the Democrats get a good helping of their own “justice”. That’s just me engaging in petty vengeance.

If Washington DC was struck by an asteroid the size of a Volkswagen moving at 10% the speed of light, during the State of The Union address, I wouldn’t shed a single tear. The rest of the planet wouldn’t be in great shape after that, but at least we’d be rid of one group of shitheads.

You’d have to work through a lot of math to understand why a relatively small asteroid moving at that speed would be so devastating, I’m sure E=mc2 factors into it somewhere. It could be an extinction level event, at least in theory. On the bright side global warming wouldn’t be an issue.

I don’t even think Trump is 100% innocent of whatever the hell he’s accused of now. (What he didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit? OMG! Arrest him!)

At this point I don’t care.

What I do care about is that I can’t escape or ignore it.

The daily dose of bullshit is harshing my calm.

I could be slightly interested in Biden being impeached or better yet, tried for corruption. But that is something that will never happen in a million years. See my comment above about Soviet Style Justice.

We all know who our Masters are… The fuckers in Washington DC, and the communists in the DNC and RNC! I believe their leash is held by Communist China. They’ve sold us out plain and simple.

Absolutely nothing these fuckers do is in the interest of good governance, or the people they were elected to serve. They’re just trying to keep a lid on everything until they can hoist a communist / sociaist flag over the capital and declare the land mass of North America a sovereign possession of China or whoever.

That’s how we come to the WEF saying, “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.” The unspoken part of that is, “you’ll be happy when we take our boot off your throat and you’ll remain happy so long as you say or do nothing that causes the eye of the government to turn toward you.“

The way we’re going, it won’t be long until we’re all literally wearing chains. Right now I question if our technology isn’t metaphorical chains that may be just as effective.

As you may have gathered my state of mind when I wrote this was ANGRY.

Then later in the day I ran across something that made me smile, then it made me laugh out loud.

A conservative pundit posed the question; with the latest indictment, as part of Trump’s defense does it open the doorway to actually investigating ALL of TRUMPs administration and allegations of voter fraud leveled in 2016 by Hillary, and in 2020 by Trump?

Let’s be honest, no matter who wins in our system the other party always claims there were voter shenagins.

What does that investigation look like? Is it going to be like pulling a stray thread on a sweater? Might I get the opportunity to enjoy corrupt politicians metaphorically pouring gasoline over themselves then lighting a cigarette?

That might just be worth the annoyance!

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A Snarky PSA

After the various news appearances by this guy…

Representative Dan Goldman of New York

It’s become obvious that I missed another memo regarding changes to language.

Apparently, the following symbols and terms…

Have become synonymous with…

Here is the poster child for the word, LIAR. His image should be shown as a representative example.

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Gentle Rain…

Last night soft rain began falling just as I was heading to bed. I love the sound of gentle rainfall and often use the sound of rain on the HomePods in the bedroom to fall asleep.

Last night the fake track wasn’t necessary, Mother Nature provided a natural soundtrack all night long.

Although about 1 or 2 am, the natural soundtrack was interrupted by a bunch of noise from jackass central where Crazy Pants and the other transient trash live.

I suppose that as much of a pain in the ass as it is. I’m going to have to start making noise complaints.

My hesitation about that is if I’m not going to be living here for much longer do I really care? Another consideration is if I start a “war” with those idiots, it could impact my ability to sell my house because if their behavior gets worse, it could scare off potential buyers. Fortunately the eye sore that it their property is mostly concealed by trees and other structures that don’t look like cover photos for “Homeless Beautiful, Your definitive guide to shitty living”

I love that the police are always so concerned about Crazy Pant’s rights, but when asked what about the other neighbors rights they shake their heads. Technically it’s not fair to place the police in that metaphorical vise. It’s not their job to decide. Since Crazy Pants and everyone else in the neighborhood have equal rights, it’s for a judge to determine where the line is.

Eventually the noise died down at Crazy Pants place. I can only hope that they drugged themselves into a stupor or death. I know there’s no such luck on the latter so I’ll take comfort in the former. Once their annoyance quieted, the rain was back. The sound seemed a little louder, as if the intensity of the storm increased.

Perhaps Nature was just trying to drown out the shenanigans so the neighborhood could sleep soundly.

On thing of note about the noise was that the dog didn’t budge from his spot on the bed. When the noise started, he looked up, groaned, and went back to sleep. That’s a comment on the frequency of the disruptions coming from Crazy Pants place. Even the dog is disinterested. He’s a classy dog & they’re trashy primates.

It’s cool and overcast this morning. There’s a slight chance of more rain but I doubt it will happen. I’m thankful for the break in temperature and the quiet of the morning.

I won’t have to water the trees and there may have been enough rain to rinse the dust off the solar panels. That’s one of the things the brochures don’t tell you. Those panels on the roof have to be rinsed from time to time, dust and pollen have a measurable effect on the panel efficiency.

I’m sure there are additional chores that I need to do around here. With watering and rinsing off the list, I think I’ll have another cup of coffee and enjoy the morning a while longer.

Besides, the weather station here in the living room says we could have some thunderstorms. I’d like that, but I’d also be content with more gentle rain.