Okay, I’ve Gotta laugh…

The dog is “Mr Fabulous” after his grooming.

The majority of the excess fur he wouldn’t let me brush is gone. I didn’t have him shaved or anything but I did have a lot of the heavier fur clippered off so he looks a lot better and cleaner. He also seems happy about it.

That’s all good. This morning I see in the long range weather report that an actual hurricane has formed off Mexico and the storm track makes it look like Southern California is going to take a direct hit.

This means that within a few days… The dog will of necessity, be a muddy mess. (I haven’t been able to teach him to use people toilets.) Kiss that grooming money goodbye! LOL


A hurricane? Really? I’m conflicted… A CAT 3 or 4 storm might wash a lot of the ills of the cities away but then we’ll have to hear about it for weeks on end.

We’ll also have to hear from the climate change people how this is further proof that we need to destroy ourselves on the altar of reducing carbon emissions.

I ask this question. “We’ve been reducing pollution and carbon emissions for decades and the storms have gotten harsher in that period of time, so maybe we shouldn’t be reducing our carbon emissions?”

I know that logic is so full of holes I could drive several presidential motorcades through them. But I can’t help using the same flawed logic as a lot of the climate change nuts whenever there is an odd weather pattern.

You can’t point to a particular storm or weather event and say “Climate Change”, you have to back your focus out to trends over decades. When you do, you’ll notice that weather is overall a bit less harsh or destructive, but that you still have strong storms that are outliers.


I’ve lived in Southern California long enough to recall other hurricane systems hitting the area. I recall storm systems that lasted weeks as hurricanes rode up the gulf of California. Several of them entered the gulf as CAT2 or 3 then rapidly lost their punch, but the rain the hurricane carried with it was funneled right into San Diego and Los Angeles, then ran up the Central Valley bringing water to the farms we depend on for food.

Sure, a few ill thought out homes fell off cliffsides… whatever!

I have no more sympathy for people In those homes than I do for people in KY & TN who park their trailers next to a river that floods every year. It’s fairly predictable what’s likely to happen so the problem isn’t the storm, or whatever, it’s humans having no common sense!

This storm could present a problem for my neighborhood depending on how much rain we get. The San Bernardino Flood Control District has done a lot of “Work” uphill from us. Part of their “improvement” has been to change the angle of a dirt road they use. Now instead of the mud and debris from a heavy rain running into the wash that runs next to the dirt road as it should, all the mud and debris runs into the road in front of our houses and in some cases into our yards.

If the storm brings a lot of heavy rain suddenly, it could be a problem. I’ll be out there taking pictures because ALL of us on this street are trying to get the county to take responsibility for their screwups. I’m not holding my breath, the layer upon layer of bureaucratic protection on the part of the county is impressive. Photographic or video evidence is useful in driving the point home.


The other half forbade me from talking to the county. I took offense at the way they tried to defend themselves. They kept saying they were following the direction of X, Y, or Z department. When you followed up with any of those departments they claimed their orders came from higher up. None of them however could point to an origination department for the order. Apparently the decision to screw over a bunch of folks appeared on a computer one day and nobody knows how or why.

Needless to say this kind of thing really pisses me off. Someone has to have originated the command to the flood control district and authorized the expenditure. When you look for that person all you find are the authorizations to pay for ongoing work.

I told the country people exactly what I thought…

The county really doesn’t like being told that NAZIS at the Nuremberg trials consistently claimed, “I was only following orders.” Apparently county officials take offense at being compared to NAZIS. I can’t imagine why…

However, from then on the other half wouldn’t even take me to county public hearings. I suppose I was too volatile? Mercurial? Outright Hostile?


I probably should lay in some supplies. Charge the portable stuff and the like just in case, the idiots at Edison can’t keep the power on.

That storm is a CAT 4, moving slowly north. I doubt it will hit California as a CAT 4 because the Pacific cools off pretty fast as you head north. Hurricanes typically need warm water to maintain their strength. I think we’re going to see a lot of wind and rain maybe some thunder and lighting.

If I seem caviler about it, remember that I’ve got a range of fairly high mountains between me and the coast. It’s likely when the storm hits this area, it will expend a lot of energy on the other side of the mountain.

I wonder how LA and San Diego will handle the homeless. The tents will probably be alright, but the cardboard boxes will get soggy and moldy pretty quick. It’ll be interesting to see how LA Mayor Karen Bass deals with the situation or indeed if there’s any plan at all.

In any case, I hope you all have a great weekend and if you’re in Southern California you might want to make sure you’ve got some provisions close at hand if you need them.

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