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Ya know, there was a time I’d never have thought like this. Much less wrote it.

Since President Trump took office I’ve been seeing more jobs posted.

I look at this as a good thing. Well, a good thing for me, anyway. I’m not above a purely mercenary, possibly even a Nietzschean view, when it comes to jobs.

After all I’ve been on the receiving end for a while now. If some idiot self deports because they’re scared mean old Trump is gonna pull their H1B1 or Green card I’m totally fine with that.

From a more Nietzschean perspective: In the pursuit of my own interest and survival. There is absolutely nothing wrong with terrorizing H1B1 or Green card holders into believing that “ICE is gonna get ‘em”, so they quit their jobs and self deport. Especially if I need a job, and they’re in my way.

I guess in a way I’m trying to move beyond the constraints that have held me back. I was, live & let live, I wanted to be liked, I wanted to be fair, I fell for the absolute bullshit that suggested it was in our best interests to train our replacements. Or that if we were nice, we’d get ahead too.

I was a moron. On its face, training our replacements, (and I’ve done my fair share of that stupid shit,) is the epitome of insanity. 

Pretty much throughout my career I stood quietly by, while incompetent coworkers were promoted due to race, gender, or sexual preference, over me, then I had to do their work too. (The irony of the sexual preference promotion isn’t lost on me either.)

Somewhere along the line I bought into the insanity this was somehow good, because… “It’s more fair!”

Well, those days are over.

These days, I’m asking, “Fair for who?”

Oh, make no mistake, I accept full responsibility for my mistakes. I should have fought tooth and nail against the bullshit. I even accept my part in the overall fuck up, that has reduced efficiency, quality, and superiority, of American businesses.

Online, I’m no longer saying, “You don’t have to worry about ICE arresting you in your place of business even if you have a Green Card.”

In some online forums I’m agreeing with them. “Yes, Trump and ICE will absolutely deport you! They’re going business to business and just putting Green Card holders on planes to totally random places, then leaving them there with no money, no passport, and they even take their phones!!! Oh my god, it’s just terrible!” 

If someone is so stupid that they self deport out of fear, we don’t need them. If they can be terrorized into panic then, “See Ya!”

Yes, there are actually a surprising number of people that are claiming they’re leaving before ICE comes to get them. It’s hysterically funny. I’m not feeling any remorse in feeding their paranoid delusions.

It just creates more job opportunities for me and other Americans who have been fucked over for decades, displaced by the Kumbaya one world crap.

The funniest are the extreme leftists who think Trump will deport them over their political views, even though they’re citizens. Oddly these people all look very similar. Wild eyes, goofy hair colors, weirdly painted nails, tattoos that look like the tattoo artist vomited, enough metal in their faces that they’d be a hazard during an MRI, and they screech during their all too frequent TikTok rants.

Maybe revoking their citizenship & deporting them, would be good for the country. Lots of them are saying they’re going to Canada. 

Hasn’t poor Canada suffered enough??? “Apparently not, if their recent election is any indicator.“

Well, I’m off to sow more chaos and terror.

Hey, I’ve gotta find fun where I can, and who knows? It might be patriotic to boot!

😘

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LA Mayor Bass declares the 2028 Olympic Games to be “Car Free”

Karen bass olympics 640x480.The good Mayor has directed all Chop-Shops in South Central LA to increase their parking lot size and to hire more entry level workers proficient with a cutting torch.

The Mayor will also ask that citizens and visitors to Los Angeles leave their valuables in their vehicles and the vehicles unlocked thereby providing greater safety to car thieves in compliance with Cal/OSHA criminal protection codes.

Cal/OSHA reminds us all that criminals are the victims if they hurt themselves during the commission of a crime. The state doesn’t want criminals cutting themselves on broken glass or getting repetitive stress injuries wielding a hammer or other object to break into cars.

During the Olympics, continuous parking will be available in designated parking lots, dependent on vehicle disassembly & part removal speed capabilities of various chop shops in the area.

Police will direct Olympic attendees to shops that can most quickly destroy their cars and steal their possessions. This innovative plan efficiently addresses the lack of adequate parking in Los Angeles.

Persons wearing expensive watches and jewelry will be beaten and robbed in express lines at Metrolink stations, This service will be provided by local contractors, and modeled after TSA checkpoints at LAX.

These local contractors expect to be more at least 15% more efficient than LAX TSA officers. T’awaná, a local contractor representative says the increased efficiency is because, “we be consentratin on wallets, iphone, watches, jewery n shiit.“

Olympic officials will be instructed to time events using convenient sundials placed around event venues.

Rolex, Omega, Piaget and any other high end timepieces, are very welcome. For your comfort and convenience, items will be courteously confiscated at gunpoint at random locations anywhere in the Los Angeles basin.

Mayor Bass and certain city officials expect to make millions in aftermarket sales.

Additional money making schemes for the Mayor and city officials will be announced in the run-up to the 2028 Olympics.

The above is what went through my head seeing that Mayor Bass was proudly declaring the 2028 Olympic Games car free. The reality of the situation is that it’s a good idea. Utilizing Public transit to combat traffic congestion is a great plan. 

The down side is that public transit in Los Angeles isn’t all that safe or good at the moment. So Mayor Bass’s declaration begs the question, “Is this part of a larger plan to get a handle on the crime in Los Angeles?”

Years ago I used to enjoy my morning ride on the Green Line from Downey to El Segundo. I don’t think my experience would be as pleasant these days.