Opening Volley

First of all let me get a couple of things straight right up front.

I’m not necessarily a racist.(I could be one but try very hard not to be.) Yes I’m a white male… in some circles that pretty much means that I’m a racist by default.

I’m an adult, this is an adult oriented blog. I consider human sexuality a continuum, not necessarily black or white and as such will discuss sexuality and sexual concepts from time to time. This can include activities between two consenting adults regardless of their genders.

I’m not really political. Well I wasn’t… As time has gone on I’m finding that I disagree more and more with the establishment. This means that I may well skewer a scared cow or two. I mean no overt offense but it’s possible you’re going to be offended.

If you don’t like what you read here, then sorry. I’m not going away but YOU CAN. As in all other things in life if you don’t like the message… change the channel, or turn off the computer and go outside. Play with your kids. Those are YOUR options and your rights exercise them!

South Park

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I’m pretty angry about a lot of things in general, but today I want to talk about South Park.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/20/comedy-central-censors-south-park-episode-muslim-threats/?test=latestnews

Ya know I really enjoy the show. I’ve enjoyed ALL and I mean ALL of the episodes lampooning the various silliness of religion.

Most recently I enjoyed the episodes where silly famous people were trying to harvest Muhammeds’ “Anti-ridicule” force.

I applaud comedy central for airing the second episode albeit censored. 

That an AMERICAN radical islamic website essentially threatened  the creators of South Park veiled though the threat was is completely unbelievable.

Let me explain something to you muslim morons!

  1. This is a free country, not some woman hating theocracy! 
  2. The same rights that allow you to speak your mind APPLY to everyone NOT JUST YOU!
  3. You threaten someone in this country and you better pray that nothing and I mean nothing happens to the person or persons that you threatened. Because you’ll be at the top of the suspect list if those you’ve threatened come to harm.
  4. MY RIGHTS are just as important as yours
  5. NOBODY forced you to watch South Park… or for that matter look at the cartoons of Muhammad. GET OVER IT! In the case of South Park… they made no attempt to capture or caricature Muhammads likeness AND THEY ADDRESSED that the RADICAL Islamic and apparently the NOT so radical islamic groups would have a problem with the mere mention of your prophet. 

Presumably you people came to this country because you WANTED to enjoy the freedoms that we as a people enjoy in America. 

If you don’t like that I’m free to make fun of Muhammad then I suggest that you go the HELL back to whatever third world cesspit you came from. 

I also feel it my duty to point out a couple of other things that you people clearly don’t get about being in America.

  1. I as a citizen am DUTY BOUND to protect your right to say anything you want to say. EVEN IF I disagree with you with every fibre of my being. BY THE WAY you’re under the same obligation to me if you’re a Citizen.
  2. If you feel it’s necessary to try to harm me or my kin because you disagree with what we say or think… You should be prepared for US to defend ourselves in the most vigorous way. I sincerely hope that you are smart enough to realize that this is not a threat… THIS IS A PROMISE! A World war II Japanese military man is credited with saying something like ” were we to invade America the weapons arrayed against us would be more numerous than blades of grass.” You should probably bear that in mind before you decide to attack America again.

I don’t particularly like religious nut jobs in general. I really don’t like religious nut jobs that offer ultimatums like “convert or we will kill you”. 

You should probably be aware that most Americans take a very dim view of people that attack Civilians or civilian targets. We Americans remember 911 and the brutally slow beheading of 26 year old Nick Berg vividly. 

I’ve personally got no pity in my heart for folks who were Waterboarded or embarrassed at Abu Ghriab.

Bottom line, Don’t you DARE try to force your beliefs down my throat… I’ll afford you people the same courtesy. 

Cross that line at your own peril.

Something you may not know about me

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A couple of years ago I was with a friend in a mall and ran across this place called The Art of Shaving.


They were selling OLD School shaving implements. I was quite taken with the Nickel razor and brush set in the upper left of the photo.


I bought the set and the soap and several other products.


I get all this home and found that I really enjoyed shaving with a brush. Surprisingly it doesn’t take any more time than shaving with the stuff out of the can.


In the last year… I became increasingly interested in going REALLY old school! So that led to the purchase of my first straight razor.


The first time I shaved with a straight razor I was shaking pretty badly toward the end but I could see the potential. Theory and reality are Ummmm not exactly in alignment and I had the cuts to prove it!


You guys out there know, most of the time we shower, dry off, and shave without bothering to dress between one thing and another. So I’m half way through my first shave (drawing blood in a couple of places) when it dawns on me “If I drop this razor… I’m gonna really hurt myself”. If ever there was an incentive to really think about what you’re doing that was it! Talk about FOCUS!

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My first razor is a Dovo (German make). It’s got a personality all it’s own and gives a good shave.  I didn’t even think about the possibility of different razors having different characteristics when I started down this particular rabbit hole.


From the various reading I’d done on the subject of straight razors. I’d learned that you probably wanted more than one razor. The reasoning behind this is you want to be able to switch off and let the blade rest.


If you choose not to have a few razors then you’re going to be sharpening the one you own a lot more frequently depending on your beard and other factors.  


Those other factors hit me bright and early one Sunday morning. I was happily shaving with my Dovo when I caught the edge of the blade on the faucet of the sink. I was rinsing the blade and got too close to the faucet taking a chunk out of the blade. %&*^$$&&!!!! 


I called around and found out that sharpening the blade could repair the damage but that there were darn few people that had the skills to sharpen a straight razor. 


Additionally, these guys are BUSY! in recent years theres been a bit of a renaissance in straight razor shaving. Which has led to a bunch of guys just like me. 


Guys who are trying to rediscover for whatever reason the lost art of straight razors and who have absolutely no clue about how to put an edge on a knife… much less the finer edge required on a razor.


I turned to the internet and stumbled across a place in Palm Springs that was pretty much full service. I went to their web site and while I was arranging for the repair of my razor, I took a look at their “new razor” store. BIG Mistake!

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…My next razor acquisition was a French blade made by Theirs-Issard. It’s a completely different feel against your throat. It’s light and agile and flickable. 


This a a beautiful razor. It’s got some detail work along the spine that sets it apart from many of the other razors I’ve looked at. 


OK at this point I’m hopelessly hooked.  I’m shaving with the straight razors on the weekends. Kind of as a nice ritual for myself. Long shower, quiet time and a slow meticulous shave. (Slow at this point because I’m still learning and don’t want to “Sweeney Todd” myself!). 


My Dovo came back a week or two later and is good as new. Now I had a razor for Saturday and Sunday and I’m happy.


What I find though is that I’m beginning to PREFER the straight razors over the standard safety razor. And I’m putting off shaving for days just so I can enjoy the weekend shave.


I hear that the place in Palm Springs has opened a retail store, prior to this they were mail order only. So I make a point of going to Palm Springs for a day and I visit the store. MISTAKE!!!!! (Well not really…)


I needed some supplies. I’d been using items from The Art of Shavings line. Occasionally, I’d picked up things from the Anthony mens line.


I walked into the store and was a very happy man. The store has soaps in all varieties and flavors. They’ve collected a bunch of different manufacturers products together and provide samples. It was great and they also had my downfall… A case full of razors.

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…. The next razor I bought,  is an American blade made by Hart Steel. This puppy has a completely different feel from the first two razors. This is a slightly larger blade and it’s got a point on it that the two European designs don’t have.


It’s a great shave too. But you really have to be mindful of the point… I dang near did a Van Gogh on myself the second time I shaved with this bad boy. We’ve since learned to respect each other and I wouldn’t trade it for the world.


At this point… I’m shaving more often with the Straight razors than with the safety razor. I’m no longer reserving the straight razor experience for just the weekend. I’m getting experience and nicking myself far less often than I did in the beginning. 


There’s a Zen like quality to using these blades and I enjoy that they enforce a quietness and focus that you don’t get with the safety razors or electrics. You really have to be present in the here and now while you’re shaving with one of these.


If you’ve ever considered going old school, I say take the plunge! 


I’ll grant you that the start up is pricy. But the overall cost drops significantly once you get set up.


Let me bore you with a couple more points.


This is as green as you can get! 


You don’t throw anything away, the soaps are usually all natural and organic. 


The shaving oil is all organic and often comes in glass bottles.

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The razors are resharpened not disposed of.

With proper care and handling the razors also can be handed down because they’re built to last.

As a side benefit to all of this… I’ve gotten to a point where I want to know how to sharpen my own razors rather than sending them out to professionals. 

Learning to sharpen my razors will also mean that I’ll be able to sharpen the kitchen knives and many other things that have an edge. So in future, I won’t be replacing knives as much.

OH and to my Family….

If I mysteriously die in a Sweeney Todd type accident. If the cut is on my right, I was murdered. If the cut is on my left it’s a accident! I am notoriously hard on the left side of my throat, I haven’t a clue about why… but if i’m gonna cut myself it’s always on the left!