Happy, we don’t know what time it is Day

Ugh! Time Changes

I hate ‘em when I’m traveling! 

I especially hate ‘em when I haven’t had the fun of traveling. Who doesn’t enjoy the TSA manhandling your carry on, tits and / or balls? 

Honestly I don’t mind the time changes too much if I’m on a road trip. 

DST for some reason makes me really cranky. I’ve never figured out why. I suspect that it’s something to do with feeling late to everything, at least for the first week or so after setting the clocks forward in spring.

The feeling that I’m being rushed tends to make me growly. There is always one clock in the house that I forget to change and inevitably, that clock is the one that I’ll be looking at getting ready to go somewhere, only to discover that I’m an hour off.

So I’m going go try to enjoy my Sunday, and not be too growly.

I hope you all have a good day!

Experimenting with Apple Watch Ultra

Over the past few weeks I’ve been having a lot of annoying issues with my Apple Watch.

Primarily the problem is around exercise and workouts. 

I’ll start a workout, then get into my activity, usually I’ll check my watch to see how I’m doing. It’s at this point that I find the watch has missed as much as 1/2 of my exercise time. 

I’ll turn off the workout, then restart the workout and often the subsequent exercise credit will be correctly shown. But because of the weird variances I’m not concentrating on my hiking or enjoying my walk because I’m constantly checking the technology to see if it’s working properly.

I’ve called Apple, their phone people have no clue what’s going on or why something that was working just fine is suddenly not working properly.

The Apple exercise ring is tied to heart rate. So, from a hardware perspective that means that the optical sensors on the Apple Watch have to be clean and unobstructed.

(As an aside, this is why people with darker skin tones have more difficulty getting Apple Watch to properly record their exercise activity. Their natural defense against UV damage to their skin also reduces visible light transmission through their skin. Honestly, If I had to make a trade off, I’d take a darker skin tone than my glow in the dark, skin cancer prone, ghostly white.)

When the Watch first started giving me trouble, I cleaned the back of the watch containing the sensors and also looked at the wrist I wear the watch on, to determine if there was irritation that might be altering or obstructing the light from the sensors.

That made little to no difference.

I did notice that if I was shoveling snow, the exercise and movement values updated normally. During snow shoveling I start the HIT (High Intensity Interval Training) workout because the work I’m doing shoveling snow sort of matches the workout.

I also noticed that walking and hiking during snowy times generally worked well.

But if I was hiking or walking on a sunny but coolish day, it wasn’t uncommon for me to lose 1/3 to 1/2 of the exercise time even though I was walking the same route, with the same watch, same band, and same dog dragging me along so he can sniff the next pile of poop.

Why the different behavior? Was Apple updating the sensor Algorithm behind the scenes? Is there some kind of stepped change to the Algorithm that happens after a certain number of workout hours, does it get adjusted based on fitness telemetry gathered during your workouts? I could see this as a form of motivation to get more fit.

If you ask an apple rep these questions, they aren’t able to answer. 

I got so pissed off that I stopped wearing my Apple Watch for a week or so. I admit, I do like the simplicity of a good old fashioned automatic watch. I like the ticking sound at night, and that I don’t have to fiddle with it. Simple Time & Date and I’m pretty happy.

The Apple Watch for me came about because too many shady people were taking way too much interest in my old fashioned watch. Better I’m mugged for a $500 watch than a $15,000 watch.

Plus I could have the joy of locking the Apple Watch from a web site, and listing it as stolen. Fuck you scumbags!! (I’d be fine with having the Apple Watch blow up when I listed it stolen. Let’s go Arabic shall we? You stole, you lost your hand…) Can you tell I’ve got a very dim view of criminals???

Anyway, I heard that there was a Watch OS update coming. So I slapped my Apple Watch on its charger for a while then put it back on. I started experimenting and have begun to wonder if the issue isn’t the watch sensors or the Algorithm, but is instead physiology.

The watch always misses the beginning of the walk. There’s an initial heart rate entry, then as I’m walking the data just stops. At some point in the walk or hike, the data comes back of its own volition, usually when I’m really pushing hard to move up a mountain or the dog and I are moving fast.

But it’s always lost at the beginning of the walk.

I looked back into records of the summer months and there wasn’t any missed data. Then I went back years. I’ve had an Apple Watch 3, 5, and now the Ultra. There was a consistent pattern from late 2019 forward. Lost heart rate data starting in mid to late November and persisting until April. This pattern persisted across the Apple Watch Series 5 and Ultra.

Why is it seasonal?

More confusing, why is the data loss intermittent during those times?

To be fair I was going to write a blog post about how the Apple Watch itself and the monthly challenges create a disincentive to work out or indeed keep fit at all. If a goal is constantly being moved such that an individual cannot ever achieve it, the individual will eventually say, “Fuck It!” 

However, I may have stumbled upon new data that would dissuade me from writing such a piece. 

Yesterday It was overcast, the humidity was high and it was a bit windy. As I was getting ready for the walk with the dog I put on my usual jacket and on a whim put on my gloves so my hands didn’t get numb from the wind chill. I sighed and started the outdoor walk workout then out the door I went. 

I knew at least half the data would be missing for the workout, but hey, why not? A little exercise data even if it’s inaccurate is better than none.

On the walk, I got the usual notification about the miles and pace. And I also got a notification that my exercise ring closed. I didn’t look at it or compare the exercise ring closing with the elapsed time of the workout.

When I got home, I pulled off my gloves, stopped the workout because the screen doesn’t react if I’m wearing gloves. Then I found that the entirety of my workout counted toward the exercise ring. “Typical, I thought, intermittent as hell. Works one day then not for the next 2.”

I picked up the gloves to put them away, and stopped…

Could it be that my hands being cold affects the sensors? What happens when the extremities get cold? The human body will shunt blood flow away from the extremities and toward the core as a protective mechanism against hypothermia. It’s a way of limiting heat loss. 

Hmm. If my hands are cold, but I’m wearing a jacket do just my hands turn on the vasoconstriction and would that reduce blood flow to the point that the optical sensors on my wrist wouldn’t accurately detect blood flow? 

When I’m shoveling snow, I’m wearing gloves, typically more for protection against blisters and dry skin than for warmth. If it’s windy in fall or winter I may put on gloves for a walk, especially if it’s humid or there’s some kind of misty rain.

When the body has excess heat to bleed off, vasodilation occurs allowing blood to move freely toward the surface of the skin to cool. That’s even before sweating begins. It’s simply thermodynamic heat exchange. That would explain why the end of a walk or hike is almost always accurate, and the beginning isn’t. 

I usually walk not wearing gloves in fall and winter.  I’m actually a little cold in the beginning of a walk because I don’t want to be too hot and uncomfortable or having to carry my jacket when I’m working my way back up the hill.

I wondered, “Have the times when the watch captured data flawlessly in the cooler months been on those days when I was wearing gloves and / or the temperature was above a certain point?” 

I was going to experiment more with this theory today. Unfortunately, I neglected to turn off auto update on the watch and discovered this morning that overnight the OS had updated to 10.4

I suppose I can still experiment even with the OS update. It’s 35°F outside, sunny and calm. Under these circumstances I wouldn’t wear gloves but I’d wear my hat and jacket. I’m thinking I’ll walk the dog without gloves and see if the data loss is present. Then tomorrow I’ll wear gloves and see if the data loss goes away or is minimized.

If it turns out that my theory is correct should I send it to Apple? I guess the real question is Would Apple listen and make the findings available to their phone staff to save other people the frustration and annoyance I’ve experienced? Would Apple even incorporate my theoretical findings into their testing to prove or disprove me. It would be nice if they did, and provided a real technical explanation. 

But somehow I don’t think they would, even if I provided them with the data. 

Apple has become exceedingly arrogant. Couple that with their notorious secrecy and minimalist instruction manuals, and I doubt seriously they’re interested in making information available.

I’ll think about it while attempting to confirm my theory. 

Once again, this is why companies should have real humans testing software and products instead of just doing automated stuff.

A Swing and a Miss!

It’s a real good thing that I had a bourbon or two before the SOTU address. Otherwise I’d have thrown a rock through the television. (Shooting a Television as some of my southern ancestors tended to do, is a waste of ammunition. Rocks are easier to come by and you can wind up a nice baseball pitch with them. Or you can just use a baseball.)

My goodness, what a shit show!

If this was Biden’s most important speech of his career (to date) he royally fucked up. Not that I or anyone is surprised by that. I believe it was his former boss that said “Biden can fuck up anything you give him.” Or something to that effect.

His speech did not unify, nor did it comfort a weary country. If anything, I feel it further alienated people who have come to believe that the D.C. politicians are elites who have no concern or care for their constituents.

The President essentially yelled at America for an hour, and he lied about a lot of things that are easily fact checked. 

Biden was an angry senile old man. 

He is not presidential material. As an American, I am sick and tired of being humiliated by this old fool. 

Biden needs to get the fuck out of the White House.

Oh goody! Tonight is the State of the Union Address.

Should I just kill myself now?

I know Joe Biden is going to paint me as a White Supremacist, MAGA Republican, Racist, Misogynistic, Bastard, who should just die.

Oh, he’s going to do all that based on two things. 1) I’m a White Male, and 2) I’m not a Democrat

So much for “Unity” or the great unifier.

Aside from what Biden has done to this country in 3 years, I really dislike him for continuing to divide the nation with truly hateful rhetoric at almost every speaking event. 

He’s stoking violence and lawlessness along the racial divide and then when a White person, ANY White Person takes action to defend their lives against a person of color, Joe is the first out the gate to scream racism and paint the person of color as somehow the victim instead of the White person laying in hospital wondering why the police weren’t there to protect them.

Joe wrongly accused border patrol of “Strapping” innocent Haitian immigrants. Never has Joe said, “Hey Guys I’m very sorry for jumping the gun there.”

But it’s worse, because right from the beginning in that incident, the person who took the photo, you know the actual witness, said that border patrol was not hitting the immigrants.

Doesn’t matter. Biden’s administration said no horses on the border. 

Joe Biden has been wrong every single time he’s made comment about a crime, or victim, or in fact anything happening in the country over the past 3 years.

He’s tried to violate our freedoms on bodily integrity, by forcing upon us all a horribly flawed vaccine. He’s created situations where people lost their jobs because they chose not to panic over a virus that was 98% survivable.

He demonized those people and publicly called for them to be treated like pariahs. He’s repeatedly tried to bypass Congress’s ability to make laws, such as when he made OSHA demand COVID vaccination as a workplace safety issue.

Then claims that he doesn’t have the power to stop the flood of immigrants. What does OSHA  and the CDC say about all the tropical diseases that these folks may be carrying into places where those diseases never existed?

He’s significantly eroded our military readiness and destroyed thousands of military careers with vaccine mandates, DEI, and Transgendered bullshit.

Oh, and let’s not forget that he’s made it clear that White people need not apply to the military because even if they’re accepted, they’ll never achieve rank.

In Joe Biden’s vision of America only people of color will succeed and then, only because they’re people of color not because their promotions were based in merit.

That devalues the achievements of every person of color who worked their asses off for their promotions and careers.

It also tells every single white person, “Don’t bother to try. We’ve rigged the system so heavily against you you’ll never succeed. If by some miracle you do succeed, we’ll file law suits and IRS liens, and accuse you of some crime and take your success. We’ll bleed you dry with legal fees and unrealistic judgements. But you can avoid all of this by sucking the Democrat Party dick.”

Joe Biden in every single speech has demonstrated contempt and hatred of average Americans like myself.

As a result, I feel the same about Biden, His administration, and the government in general. 

Nothing Biden could say in this State of the Union will redeem that feeling. Even if he were to resign tonight, the damage is done. I will never trust the government again.

I know now beyond a shadow of a doubt they have no concern for me except as a contributor to their coffers, facilitator for their wasteful spending, and financier for their graft and corruption.

Biden’s 87,000 ARMED, Jack Booted IRS THUGS are a testament to how little choice any of us have in paying taxes. If we refuse to give our taxes willingly they’ll happily rob us at the barrel of a gun.

I love my Country. I HATE with all the fury of HELL what our government has become. 

I can save all of us time tonight. Here’s a summary of Biden’s address.

YOU ARE ALL SLAVES. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS EXCEPT THOSE THE GOVERNMENT ALLOWS. NOW BEND OVER AMERICA, CAUSE I’M GONNA FUCK YOU HARD AND DRY FOR AT LEAST THE NEXT 10 MONTHS!”

Since we live in a time of “Feelings”. That’s how I feel, therefore it must be right.

I typed it in CAPS because we all know Biden is going to go from creepy whisper to yelling. 

I’ll probably tune into the speech. During which I’ll appropriately numb myself with bourbon. No, I’m not masochistic, I just would like to know how badly I’m going to get fucked during the next 10 months, and possibly maybe likely… God Help me the next four years.

I am almost sure that somehow, some way, no matter how unlikely, outlandish, or illogical it is. Biden will get another term in office. 

Yeah, that’s how corrupt I believe our government has become. That’s how stupid 50% of this country has become. That’s how sure I am that the Democrat party will find a way to cheat like a motherfucker in this next election.

Even if Trump were to win, another “God help us” situation, even though I tend to believe that Trump really does want to fix what’s wrong with the government. All we’ll have is four years of conflict and badmouthing but nothing will get done. 

This is what Hope dying looks & sounds like.

This is Biden’s legacy with me personally. I’m not sure how many other people feel the same way.

The Democrat Party wants their fucking plantations and slaves back. Guess what? 

That’s Us!

There are Plenty of windows.

Plenty of windows.By that I mean if the Democrat machine wants to jump, it can.

Of course it doesn’t matter really, The Democrat machine is not that different from the Republican machine. 

To support this theory, I present Nikki Haley.

Really can you point out much difference between her on the Republican Side and Biden on the Democrat side? I sure can’t.

I think the real difference is between progressive leftists versus conservative right wingers. It doesn’t matter what party they think they belong to.

I noted with some amusement, that San Francisco voted in a lot of local measures that basically spank the left wing progressives. That’s interesting because most of San Francisco is left wing and progressive. But, and this is something the right wing should take note of, the crime is driving out businesses, and inconveniencing the progressives.

Now the progressives in San Francisco have to order everything through Amazon. Then their packages are stolen as soon as they’re delivered.

The progressives decide to go to a store to buy what they need. To do that, they have to step over the homeless person sleeping in front of their doorway, go to locate their car hoping it still has windows and tires, then drive across the bay to a place where the damn CVS or Grocery store is open. Once they get there, they’re fighting the crowd of other progressives who’ve had to do the same thing. 

The lesson is, a progressive will be a progressive until they’re inconvenienced. Then “Magically” they’re less interested in being a liberal progressive and more interested in conservatism and law & order. 

I’m not sure, but I suspect that people are fed up with the insanity progressive liberals have wrought across the nation. The pendulum swing between liberal and conservative usually swings pretty slowly. In recent years the swing has accelerated and this election, I suspect the pendulum is swinging to the right with rocket assist.

The Democrats should be shitting themselves about now. Because I don’t think it’s just the election. I will not be surprised at all, if the American people demand of their representatives, trials of the leftists who’ve brought us to this point.

I know I’d like to see quite a few representatives, tried for corruption and possibly treason.

I don’t use the word treason lightly. If you get found guilty of that… You’re dead. Then again, I’m old school. I’ve heard a lot of progressive liberals in D.C. screaming from the top of their lungs conservatives have committed treason. Then when asked what the penalty for treason is, they’re at a loss. If told the penalty is death you can see them get all squeamish. 

When I say I want trials for treason. I mean it. At this point I’d be totally fine with a gallows between the Washington Monument and the Lincoln memorial. If that gallows is doing a swift business, so be it.

Looking at the primary yesterday, when Trump wins in Colorado, where just weeks ago he was banned from the ballot. Says something. It’s a message that all politicians regardless of stripe should heed. 

The American People are sick of their shit!

AOC being harassed by pro-Palestinian protesters at a theater, warmed my evil little heart. They wanted to FORCE her to say something she didn’t want to say. Were it not an election year she probably would have parroted whatever they wanted, but she has figured out that folks are fucking tired of the “protests de jour”. She’s also figured out that a lot of folks have zero patience for Palestine, Hamas, or in many cases the edicts of Islam. (Hey Islamic asshole, you want Sharia? Go the fuck to a muslim country!)

AOC may see the handwriting on the wall. She’s being heckled in her own district, she’s come down more often than not, seeming pretty anti American, and perhaps her district will find someone else to take her place. In the mean time, she’s holding on for dear life.

I can say that at this point protests have no meaning. They’re a constant fact of life, someone is always blocking streets, waving flags, screaming in bullhorns, and I think, most of us normal folks have mentally filtered whatever they’re protesting about, to “Oh, Another Protest… Whatever.

I wonder if the Poop Map application so popular in San Francisco, could be modified to show Protests. At this point they’re one and the same (shit). I’ll have to look on the App Store.

Son of a Gun! There are three applications in the App Store. Who Knew?

I’ve said before that I don’t want Trump again. It’s nothing personal, it’s just that the chaos Democrats will create around him will reduce his efficacy. We’ve already seen this show. What I do want is a conservative businessman as President. I’d also like for him to have a record that the liberal and conservative media can’t assail. 

I think it’s well past time for the President, The Vice President, Their Cabinet, and The Judiciary to take a long hard look at The House and Senate with an eye toward putting a stop to the corruption and wasteful spending. That is predicated on having a President that is honest and believes in putting the American People First. So I’m not going to be holding my breath.

I may be wrong, but I think we could put a stop to the bloodshed in Ukraine simply by telling Putin, Ukraine is not going to be a part of NATO. Then asking Putin to pull back, stand down, and let the healing begin. If Ukraine or a portion of it chooses to join Russia via fair elections then so be it.

As far as Hamas and Gaza. Well fuck ‘em. While our leadership is focused on Ukraine, and not looking. I’m for, “Whatever happens in Gaza stays in Gaza”. 

Generally speaking I think most everyone in my age group is sick to death of the constant bullshit from Islamic assholes. Israel can do whatever the fuck they want to do to protect themselves. Carpet bomb the fucking terrorist vermin, for all I care.

If that hypothetical Businessman for President were to cut off all foreign aid pending an accounting review I might even be good with that. I’ve never understood why the hell we feed and clothe people who hate us. It makes no damn sense to me, and never has. Feed our friends and allies, and the rest… whatever.

Funny as I typed that, I was thinking, “how progressive,” because feeding people, even our enemies is quintessentially a Christian Value. Me saying let our enemies starve isn’t very Christian. Progressives like to slam that our country was founded on Christian values, so obviously I’m espousing a progressive view. 

Except that I’m not. The progressives would have a shit fit if we stopped feeding our enemies. Then I wonder why?

Could it be that the progressives and the conservatives get something out of spending billions of tax dollars to feed people that would strap on a bomb and blow themselves up in a shopping mall? 

Might it be that there’s skimming and kickbacks somehow from those billions of tax dollars?

I’m sure the rest of this year is going to be a shitshow. Every election year is a shitshow but this one may be the shittiest on record. If the Democrats are backed into a corner, they, like any rabid animal will come out swinging. 

Expect more law fare, illegal arrests, unconstitutional rulings and edicts, and for conservative voices to get ground up in the gristmill of media and establishment lies.

If you’re interested in what that looks like a great object lesson is Bradon Straka and #Walkaway. I linked the 17 minute speech he did a CPAC because it’s really interesting. It also is pretty damming of the Republican Party and the Democrat party. 

It’s worth a listen.