My first conquest of the year!

Well it’s not exactly what you may be thinking.

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I recently converted a friend to iPhone and iPad.

It’s his first smart phone.

His other half suggested that I’d managed to convert him from 18th century technology to 21st tech. 

It remains to be seen if the conversion will “take”.

I think it will eventually. But these first few days are no doubt fraught with frustration.

After all it does take some getting used to. Suddenly, your devices are really smart and it seems that they’re doing things without your telling them to.

It’s a paradigm shift that is really tough for us “A” type personality control freaks to deal with. 

Devices are supposed to do as they’re told, not anticipate our habits and needs.

I’m constantly intrigued by my iPhone’s ability to remind me of things, and keep my schedule straight.

Yes, I previously told the machine what I wanted. Yet, I find myself smiling when the phone reminds me of something based on my location.

Tomorrow, I’m going to finish my friends indoctrination. Conversion of data, and explanation of how cloud services work.

I’m not sure how I’m going to relate 21st century technology, to 18th century terms and examples. 

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To prepare; I’ve watched both the Sherlock Holmes movies. I’m not sure they’ll help me as they’re set in the late 19th century, but I’m enjoying them anyway.

I’m hoping that my friend won’t end up bleeding from the eyes during our session tomorrow.

I’m also hoping that I’ll be able to transfer his existing data without too much of a hitch.

But that remains to be seen.

Happy New Year

I was working on a post yesterday. It turned out to be a post that I thought was a bit of a downer, so it went into the bit bucket about 9PM last night.

There’s enough negative stuff in the world and more than enough people recapping it, so why waste my new years eve doing the same.

I got one Christmas Miracle though.

Justin Bieber is retiring! This is a proof to me that there is a just and merciful god! Now if only all the other train wreck celebrities would take the hint, there might actually be peace on earth.

I can dream can’t I?


Today is a quiet day.

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I’m cooking the annual Spanish Bean Soup.

Unfortunately, I’m also cleaning the oven since it’s a nice enough day to have the house open. (That wasn’t planned but I apparently spilled something in the oven over the past week.)

We all know how much I hate hearing smoke alarms.

My downloads are almost complete. That’s a story in itself. I meant to buy the remainder of Season 7 of Dr Who, and also wanted to buy the 50th anniversary show.

WhatI instead bought was all the 50th anniversary mini series and celebration stuff but have been downloading this purchase for 3 days. I still haven’t seen the 50th anniversary show It’s of course, at the bottom of the list! LOL

Maybe I’ll get to watch it tonight.

The neighborhood is unusually quiet. I don’t know if that’s because people really tied one on, or if it’s because I’ve become so used to the sound of heavy construction equipment that now when the neighborhood is “normal” it seems strange.

The construction is complete, the wash looks like the surface of the moon. The county assures us that they’re going to be seeding and planting in the spring and fall. Looks like they’re planning wildflowers along the banks of the wash in spring and then next fall they’ll be planting trees and shrubs that are indigenous to the area.

Most likely, the planting will bring some wildlife back. We’ve been missing the quail and the rabbits for the past few months. Maybe by next Christmas somethings will be more normal.

I hope that everyone has a bright and Happy New Year.

Be Safe.

Gotta love a good Tweet War

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While I was waiting to see the dentist on Monday, I saw a venomous tweet directed at an acquaintance. 

I thought “Wow, was it really necessary for that lady to call him a douchebag?”

I sent him a message that read “I see you’re making friends again.” 

I figured he’d laugh, and he did. 

What I wasn’t expecting was the venom from this lady who describes herself as a “balanced liberal” directed at me.

I suppose my levity wasn’t appreciated by her I ignored her.

My bud sent back greetings and said not to pay attention to her she did this kind of thing all the time.

I said OK.

Next thing I knew she was firing off all kinds of comments. Culminating in her, calling me an uneducated, hillbilly, redneck.

And threatening to report me to Twitter because my bud, said she was a bigot on par with the Aryan nation.

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I said she was an insult to the Aryan nation. And she called me a racist, uneducated, hillbilly. 

I responded that she’d misunderstood.

Since the Aryans dogma (albieit hateful) was at least consistent and her dogma was inconsistent she would therefore be a insult to them.

After all if you’re going to insult someone you should be clear about it.

Then she got really nasty!

I was laughing, she was entertaining while I waited to have my teeth drilled.

She threatened to report me again and my Bud did it for her. I told her that If I ended up in the twitter gulag I’d be joining a long line of good people who’d been sent to the corn field. 

Then I came up with this,

I sent;

I find your characterization of my hillbilly kin as somehow “Less Than” in comparison, tantamount to HATE SPEECH and that I’d happily go toe to toe with you with the Twitter judges.

Suddenly she was gone!

I figured I could use her own rules couldn’t I?

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As I understand Hate Speech, it’s speech that seeks to selectively call, imply or compare a group of people to something negative.

Usually the term hate speech is applied to negative comments about specific ethnicities. More often than not these groups are non European, but sexual preferences are also included in legal protections.

It occurred to me that so called “Hillbillies” might be considered a distinct ethnic group. As such they should be afforded protections against hate speech. One might also extend the definition to occupants of so called “Flyover States”.

Hey why not? 

Thiz means that the negative attacks on Conservatives, Republicans, or people of Faith, so common on Twitter can, and should cause the Gulagging of the liberals who so quickly and easily fling epithets and hateful comments toward these groups.

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After all what’s good for one group should be equally applied to other groups!

I’m totally egalitarian about it.

I’m thinking I’ll try to get the next Liberal that attacks me gulaged using this argument. It might be an interesting test of Twitters fairness policies.

Worst case scenario I’ll end up silenced and that will give me a reason to bail on Twitter altogether.

God! I must be really bored!

LOL

Christmas Eve

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Many folks will be off work, others will be doing 1/2 days. Those in Retail will of course be working their fingers to the bone!

I’m planning on going to a party then being home pretty early.

The other half is going to be at a couple of Christmas services. then we expect to be home for Christmas.

We’re hoping it will be a quiet couple of days.

I like Christmas, but I also look forward to the season being finished.

It just gets so crazy that unless I’m taking really deep breaths, or I have a love lunch & drinks with a friend prior to shopping I get and stay really grumpy until Christmas eve night.

I’m going to take the rest of Christmas Eve and all of Christmas day off, from technology. I may have the computer on, but I’m not blogging, or Tweeting.

I’m just not going to be up for a tweet war during the holiday.

Have a safe and very happy holiday.

All the best.