How is this a mystery?
This mystery will be how it vanishes from the news cycle and the public eye.
Without further comment…
Really? Cocaine in the West Wing?
Okay, not ranting a lot, but…
When did tissue manufacturers forget how to put the tissues in the boxes in a way that you can pull one out of the box at a time instead of arbitrarily wadding.
It’s super weird, I used to think it was because we purchased the cheap stuff. But for shits & giggles I’ve purchased a variety of manufacturers products.
They all have the same problem. I thought perhaps it was the cube shaped boxes versus the rectangular boxes. So I’ve tried both. Same problem…
So apparently even the quality of tissue cannot be guaranteed.
I remember not too long ago, tissues was one of the things that you purchased, put on the counter in your bathroom and didn’t think about again until you pulled the last tissue from the box and realized you’d neglected to purchase a replacement box.
In my case, that meant using paper towels, or grabbing a handful of napkins from Carls Jr the next day at lunch. I tried very hard to only go to the grocery store once a week.
I guess my question is how are we regressing on things that have been stable and functional for literally decades? It’s a box of tissue. Boxes of tissue worked fine, they didn’t need tweaking, they worked well exactly as they were.
They worked so well that Howard Hughes used the empty boxes as house shoes!
I’ve noticed in the case of the cube shaped boxes that the dimensions have been changed. I don’t know why, but I can tell you that Puffs specifically will not fit into a metal tissue box holder I’ve been using without issue for 15 years.
So to all you tissue manufacturers, “What is going on?”
Have you decided to have your tissue manufactured in China? Have the Chinese deviated from specification, as they so often do?
Am I the only one who’s noticing?
Great Job you MORONS!!!!
Thanks a million you TQ2+ (Insert random characters, glyphs, and numbers)
We of the LGB community want a fucking divorce, and we want our LGB community back from you.
We spent a shit ton of time and effort to calm down the church folks and the rabid conservatives. Anyone remember the controversy surrounding Anita Bryant?
We worked super hard getting the majority of people to realize that all we wanted was the ability to have all the rights marriage effortlessly conferred. We didn’t want anything more or less than equality and to live with who we loved.
In a very few short years you motherfuckers in the arbitrary, (I’ll be Trans today,) or gender fuck drag community have fucked us all.
In truth, the majority of the world doesn’t give a fuck about how anyone gets their rocks off. The general population doesn’t care that you’re trans or whatever. Most of us just wish you’d deal with your shit and leave the rest of us out of it. We really don’t care, and just wish we didn’t have to hear about it all day, every day, or deal with your bastardization of the language.
Here’s a simple question for you to ponder. What part of, “I don’t give a shit,” don’t you understand?
That’s coming from a gay guy.
Have any of you morons heard the religious right lately? A lot of them who used to be at least tolerant, sound worse than Westboro Baptist Church now. (Look it up, godhatesfags.org)
They’re quoting the book of Revelations about the vomitous abortion you’ve made of the rainbow flag. By extension they’re trying to rally around taking back the rainbow flag in God’s name.
Personally I don’t think we need a flag anymore and you assholes have sure screwed that pooch (No! Not your friend in Puppy Play Drag! Don’t get me started on this…)
When folks start whipping themselves into a frenzy over a deity who doesn’t make his or her intentions clear, you get rabid revival tent preachers claiming that God spoke to them and demanded action from the faithful.
You want to see what that looks like? Look up gay murders or executions in Muslim countries. There are plenty of videos of their faithful tossing Gays off roofs.
Historically, “Thou shalt not Suffer a Witch to live,” Had some serious consequences during the inquisition and / or Salem witch trials! Remember… It’s a short step to, “Thou shalt not suffer a fag to live.”
You got a sampling of it at the Dodgers Game over the weekend. That crowd was mostly pissed off and offended Catholics.
Great job, you’ve set us back 40 years and you’re too selfish and stupid to recognize the danger or the damage you’re causing.
Moreover, you’re going to have the LGB community siding with the conservatives and religious folks in this battle.
Because…
WE THINK YOU’RE WRONG
We’re tired of hearing about your perceived grievances.
At least those of us honest enough to speak our minds are.
We know full well that there’s a bunch of our ultra progressive brothers and sisters who will excommunicate or cancel us.
I say so what? I’m also pretty sure that there are a lot of folks like me, who resent the annoyance of using your pronouns or trying to figure out which bathroom symbols mean “Men’s room”.
Half the time I’m tempted to go behind a building and piss on a wall. This is especially true if I’m a little tipsy.
One of the new symbols looks like some kind of weird clock and I’m not sure what time it’s supposed to indicate. I really resent having something as simple as taking a piss being made complicated with gender ideology bullshit.
The simplest solution is not new and confusing symbology. The solution is a sign that says, “Bathroom”. If there are two doors with the same signage social convention would have people knocking before attempting entry and waiting their turn.
Ain’t it funny how the old or simplest solutions often work the best?