Paraprosdokian Of the Week

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Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

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Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says, ‘In case of emergency, notify:’ I put ‘DOCTOR.’

Paraprosdokian Of The Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

You do not need a parachute to skydive.  You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

I thought I wanted a career.  Turns out I just wanted paychecks.