Paraprosdokian Of the Week

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Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.