Why does no one listen?

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You know, when it comes to computers I’m pretty good with ‘em.

So when I notice that someone who shall remain nameless, has a cracked aluminum bezel, (on their laptop, after repeatedly dropping the poor machine) and suggest that it would be an excellent idea to have the screen replaced ASAP. 

I’m not making the suggestion just to hear myself talk.

I know of course in the end that I’m going to be called upon to fix it when the system fails. So one could say that my suggesting the repair is an act of pure selfishness. They’d be right and I make no apologies!

However, when a certain someone decides to ask everyone else they know what they think about spending the $800 to get the machine repaired. Then take these other peoples advice, but still do nothing! I can’t help but be a little annoyed.

Especially when these other people;

1 Don’t know the value of the machine

2 Are suggesting that for $800 you can buy a new machine

3 Are forgetting the little extras like larger hard drive, expanded memory, top of the line processor etc.

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Yes, for only a little more than $800 you can buy a new machine. A bottom of the line stripped unit that will in fact run but which isn’t a worthy replacement for the unit being replaced.

This is one of those times when I wonder why I even bother.

The cracked bezel led to flexing of the display near the hinge every time the laptop was opened or closed. This led to plastic supports breaking and falling out of the display, further weakening the assembly.

I said “That needs to be repaired now.”

I was ignored.

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Then came the day last week when the display was finally so weak that something inside was shorting out.

This caused the computer to randomly hang or reboot.

Then it was “What’s wrong with my computer?”

I’m thinking, “Well DUH!!!” 

Turns out that the short in the display damaged the video processor on the mother board. Which in the case of a laptop typically means total replacement of the mother board.

NOW the cost to repair the machine exceeds the cost to repair it!

Humm, 

You don’t have to be psychic to see what happens next.

“Oh My GOD! I can’t finish my whatsit for work! What am I going to do?”

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Hey, I’m keeping my mouth shut and watching TV. I do turn the volume up on Lethal Weapon 3. The explosions helped drown out the meltdown.

I’ll wait for the panic attack to subside, to be followed by the self loathing, followed by depression, followed by could I borrow YOUR machine?

That’s when I point out that while it might be possible to restore their data to my machine I doubt that I have enough room to accommodate a 750GB drive.

I also point out that my machine has my book, and my client data on it and that I’ve got appointments next week that will no doubt require me to have my machine.

I suggest that the person get in their car and go to the Apple store. When they get to the Apple store, I suggest that they purchase a new machine and that they don’t forget to purchase Apple Care. Then I say buh bye!

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That of course is not what happened. OHHHHH NO! Nothing in my life is ever that simple or straight forward.

After searching for a day or so, for any alternative to purchasing a new machine.

The used market provided a nice solution. That can also be read as CHEAP!

Saturday evening a new laptop appeared in the house. Well gently used, it’s in great condition and it’s the next generation up from the laptop that suffered such an undeserved demise.

It sat on the counter, nothing on it’s mind, all night.

This morning I woke the little guy up and started trying to figure out how to restore the backup data without restoring the entire operating system.

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I figured it out in no time, then found a nasty little bugaboo.

The other person had 377GB of data stored on the DESKTOP of the old machine. The problem is that the maximum capacity of the hard Drive on the new machine is 299 GB

OOOPS!

Talk about 25 pounds of shit and a 5 pound bag!

First, WHO keeps that amount of data on their desktop?

Then I started poking around and could tell it was mostly video.

Uh oh… it’s probably not the family Christmas.

The restore utility is a utility that restores only a selected set of folders at the user level.

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Yes I could restore the desktop folder if I had enough room but I can’t select the important folders in the desktop folder.

At this level with this backup routine, it’s kind of an everything in a folder or nothing affair.

Ok time to get clever!

First I’ll restore everything but the desktop.

Then I’ll see if I can navigate the backups themselves, digging into the data and bringing back only the really important stuff. 

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NO! not the movies your mother shouldn’t see, I’m going for the work stuff.

Thank goodness for UNIX, Terminal, and FTP.

Since I’m the administrator of the network and of all the backups I can, in an emergency do this kind of thing. To be honest I’d rather not!

When you go digging around on someone else’s computer or in their backups you almost always find something you wish you’d not found.

But here I am… 

Cleaning up another mess.


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I really need to upgrade the switches on the network to gigabit. Or I could justify a new WiFi router with 600Mb capability.

But none of that is going to help me today. Today it’s slug it out with the infrastructure I’ve got and learn from what’s not working well, what I need to do.

I laugh when I think about it. I’ve got a network here in my house with storage and speeds that most small or even medium sized businesses don’t have. 

Maybe I should come up with a way to capitalize on that. Humm another thought for another day.

SIgh, an hour to transfer one of the work folders. It looks like there’s about a DVDs worth of data in that one.


I go back to editing my book, then I realize I could blog a bit and that brings us to here.

I can’t help but notice that we’d never have gotten to “Here” if someone had simply done what I said to do in the first place!

Live but don’t learn seems to be the motto lately!

Finally got tired of the Russian sites attacking my websites

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I didn’t want to do it, I didn’t want to block an entire country from my sites. But I really felt like a had no choice.

My web site(s) were being attacked almost constantly. I decided that I no longer wanted to maintain an endless list of individually denied ip addresses. 

After 1500 it’s just too much to manage especially when you have to keep adding addresses.

I hated to lock out those folks who might actually enjoy my content, there simply wasn’t any other way to deal with the situation. 

How do you tell the good from the bad? The attackers, or bandwidth stealers from the guy in Moscow who reads and gets a laugh from stuff I say?

China is another country that is almost always hammering on my sites. 

They’re about to suffer the same fate as The Russian Federation.

Now I’m off to write some other stuff, perhaps a short story.

It’s one of those days for me, Squirrel!

His journey to the dark side is complete!

My friend who’s a new iPhone, iPad user has in fact taken quite well to the conversion.

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How do I know this?

A running conversation through airports across the nation. via iMessage; Messages sent at oh dark thirty (his time) from his iPhone. 

And the final proof!

A status email sent this morning that ended; “sent from my iPad”

Muhahahahahahaha!

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Welcome to the dark side my friend.

You’ll enjoy the products and I’m sure that more Apple devices are in your future.

Your expression when I showed you what an iPad and Apple TV could do together, told me you’ll have a couple within the month. That didn’t even include my showing you how to manage porn.

I also suspect that you will replace your Windows computer with a Mac of some kind. It’s inevitable.

I love it when not only do I convert someone, I’m especially gratified when they take to the conversion like ducks to water!

Now if we can just get you over that pesky data cap fear.

 

Working on reworking my resume

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How do you take a 30 year career and convert it to a blipvert?

Blipvert is a reference to a movie called Max Headroom where a new form of advertisement in a slightly dystopian future was blasted into the general populations brains. The problem was that at some point the bombardment would cause your head to explode.

My resume is dated, to be sure. I’ve been looking at articles and suggestions about generating the attention necessary to get your resume past an idiot HR person and into the hands of an actual hiring manager.

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Apparently you need to create a resume that caters to the short attention span, so prevalent in todays young people.

I was wondering if I could create a Twitter version that might actually be read.

Exp Technical SQA prsn, no threat to your job, looking for employment. HMU if pos avail pay needed = min wge or better. Amer Citzn, Ntv Eng

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Blast it out to every single corporation with a Twitter account. Who knows, It might actually work. Maybe I could get my 15 minutes of fame and cash in like the Kardashians.

I’m half serious.

The problem is that my resume is, uh, diverse.

Hey it’s not my fault, the 80’s and 90’s were  tumultuous time in the high tech industry.

It’s not like today when everything is like the Linkin Park song “When they come for me”

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Part of the lyrics say “Everybody wants the next thing to be just like the first.”

What that means to technology is that more and more of the tech has all the originality and creativeness of building a toaster.

The diversity of my resume is seen as a demerit not a plus. Rather than an HR person looking at it and saying “Gee, this guys has been in the industry since the beginning and has done quite a bit they look at it and say why has this guy been at so many companies?

They don’t think about the mergers, acquisitions, bankruptcies, and “leading edge” technologies that fell by the way side.

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Most of the HR people today are barely in their 20s and they have zero clue about life pre cell phone or iPod. Most of them never consider that a lot of the technology surrounding them wasn’t in existence 20 years ago. They have no sense of history and even less interest in learning about it.

There are three contract positions on my resume that illustrate my point elegantly.

Ameriquest Mortgage, Washington Mutual bank, and Countrywide Mortgage

Yep, I worked for all three of them and they are all gone now.

Here’s some more:

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Kentek Information Systems, Peerless Systems, Konica Business Technologies, BlueKite.com, Splash Technologies

Kentek is gone and has been for a while. Peerless is still limping along, where they once had a floor and 1/2 of a building in El Segundo the last I heard they were down to just a few offices. Konica merged or was purchased by Minolta and while the office still exists it’s not the development office it once was. BlueKite.com, GONE! in a particularly ugly way, as is Splash. The remainder of Splash was absorbed by one of their competitors.

I’ve got more…

Suffice it to say that unless someone is printing a score card there is no way a 20 something HR person could come close to understanding what the business was like, or the reason that someone like myself would have such and extensive resume.

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Especially when they’re looking for the cheapest newbie out of college they can lay their hands on.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that but sometimes experienced people just want to work and they don’t care so much about climbing the corporate ladder or the money. We just want to do good work, and live our lives, and leave the ladder climbing and Machiavellian machinations to the young.

I’ve been in management, I’ve been a real manager and a manager in name only. I’m not looking for that career path right now.

If I was offered a management position where I was really a manager and not one in name only, I’d consider it.

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I don’t want to have the title and simply be the scape goat for someone above me that’s calling the shots but serving up their “Managers” when things go badly.

I’ve been there, done that and I have the T-shirt.

Of course none of this is something one could or should say in an interview. Honesty is strictly forbidden when dealing with an HR child.

Depending on the hiring manager you could get away with saying to them.

Note, the manager would have to be a guy and he’d have to be a stand up kind of guy.

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There are perhaps a few women who could take it in the spirit in which it was said, but they’d have to be from Australia, or New Zealand.

You know places where pragmatism, a “can do” attitude, and common sense are still preferred over political correctness or the fear of hurting someones feelings.

Yeah, I said it!

If I were young enough or wealthy enough, I’d try to move to Australia or New Zealand and become a citizen. I miss the days here in America when having a common sense approach at your company would get you raises and promotions.

I’d love to find a place to work in the world where that philosophy was still the norm instead of the exception.

I can dream can’t I?

I can’t resist…Yet MORE Techno-Drivel

Some of my friends are going to glaze over and possibly start bleeding from their ears and / or eyes.

Sorry


Yesterday was lost in a flurry of upgrades.

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some of you may be aware that Apple announced a number of new products yesterday, just in time for the Christmas shopping season.

Among the announcements were a couple of key things for me personally.

1) The delta between my current iPad mini and the new iPad mini isn’t great enough for me to begin lusting after a new iPad. Yes the retina display is nice and the processing horsepower might be handy but it’s not enough for me to chuck my iPad Mini in the bin.

2) Apple announced the release of their newest OS X called Mavericks and that it was FREE. Along with that announcement as that they were making their version of office suite applications free. As well as their iMovie, and Garage band applications.

Yipeee! I was downloading the stuff as soon as it became available.

Thus far this has been the absolute nicest OS upgrade I’ve ever done. Impressive as heck, and Mavericks runs just fine on a 5 year old MacBook Pro. Lets see you run Windows 8 on a 5 year old Dell.

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Oh and did I mention OSX is free? 

The systems upgraded perfectly, they were a bit slow at first mostly due to indexing and other stuff going on behind the scenes plus downloading application updates and housekeeping.

This morning the machines are their normal selves and fast as ever.

Pages, Numbers, and Keynote have all upgraded on my iPad, iPhone and on my computer too. Yes I still use the MS Office suite but for most things the Apple equivalents are just as good, read and write Office formats, and total cost is $60 instead of $200 or $300.

Some people in the news have called Apple a bit mean for their references to Microsoft during the announcements I personally think they weren’t mean. I think they were simply stating that the emperor’s got no clothes. 

I’m kind of hoping that Microsoft will take this as a challenge, or a red hot poker in the butt. I hope that they start concentrating on quality, and paying attention to what their customers want and need instead of the crap that seems to be coming out of focus groups.

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After all I do have to support clients running Windows. It would be far easier if Windows was stable and my clients liked it. As it is I’m supporting XP, Vista, Win 7 and Win 8 god help me.

Apple on the other hand is obviously trying to get all their users to the same OS and application versions. If they’re successful it will mean it will be a lot easier supporting their user base than having 4 or 5 variants in the field.

Another amazing number to me was the number of users that had upgraded to IOS7 in one month. It was something like 60% of their installed base. Dang! That speaks volumes and I have to admit I’m much happier since I drank the Apple Kool-aid and have a homogenous computing environment.

I think Apples catchphrase should be “Everything Just Works”

But then again…

I’m biased.