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For the first time in six years I agree with President Stompy Foot.

It’s either a miracle or the end of days.

The president has been quoted as saying that the world is a messy place and always has been. He’s right. Further, the president has said that our awareness and feeling that things are very bad is due in large part to social media.

Again, I agree. 

I’ve recently come to believe, (recently being a relative term) that our connectedness actually leads to an overall feeling of hopelessness and perhaps even depression.

I’ve written in the past about my reasons for closing my social media accounts and also choosing not to watch the news. I’ve been known to go for weeks at a time not even reading the newspaper or online news sources. Honestly, the saturation of our world with all the evil that people do could make you long for a fifty mile wide meteor, or a plague. 

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Sure, you’re likely to end up just as dead as everyone else but at least you’re likely to be able to witness a bunch of really evil people getting their comeuppance.

Really, would any of us shed too many tears if a meteor obliterated Washington D.C.? I didn’t think so.

I’ve written before that I wouldn’t mind seeing something similar happen to the evil fucks in the Middle East. I could easily picture myself lying on my deathbed seeing the talking heads reporting “The Horror”, and questioning why no-one was able to detect or stop the awful rock from space, then laughing myself to death.

A scenario as I’ve described is however, unlikely to happen.

So we continue to focus on our twitter feeds, and keep up with people we’ve never met on Facebook or LinkedIn, or Instagram, or any of the myriad of other distractions brought to us second by second on our computers, tablets and phones. Some of us are so distracted and focused on our phones that we’ll walk into fountains in shopping centers. Then we’ll try to sue the mall for our public humiliation claiming that there should have been a taller rail… To protect us from our OWN stupidity.

We’re too connected.

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Who hasn’t been on the phone, or at the doctor, or in a dentists chair, then had someone calling repeatedly? I recently had a professional do EXACTLY that. I was in a dentists chair and my phone began ringing every 30 seconds. It was the same person calling again and again refusing to accept that they’d have to leave a message.

Eventually the dentist put the tools down, and told me to answer my phone. I simply turned the damn thing off. I was so angry that had I spoken to the person trying so desperately to contact me… I would have been far less than professional.

 As the dentist smiled and resumed his work, you know, the work I was paying professional wages to have him do, all I could think was “I’m not going to deal with the person or his company in the future.”

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As I read about president stompy foot’s comments this morning, I couldn’t help but think that he’s damn lucky we’re so distracted, fractured, upset and confused by social media and the cacophony of noise in our lives.

If we weren’t, we’d have nothing better to do than pay very close attention to him and his cronies in Washington. 

I doubt any of the people in the government could stand that kind of scrutiny.

It’s well known that I’m impatient with websites, and software

I was trying to figure out why websites in particular annoy me, and then it dawned on me.  I get annoyed because I always fall down the rabbit hole with websites. It seems it’s always more likely for me to have difficulties than anyone else I know.

This is in fact the curse of having been a software QA person. Apparently, its something that is completely genetic and regardless of your current occupation you always have software faults  jump out at you.  Its sort of a “BOO! You can’t report me, neener neener.” from the software that you’re trying to use and not intending to test. Or you could call this taunting more like a red cape being waved in front of a bull. Most often I’ll see the most egregious errors when I’ve lost a password to a web site. 

I Navigate to a web site, then discover I’ve forgotten the password. I initiate lost password recovery procedure which asks for email address I used when the account was created.

I enter the email that the website is using to SPAM my ass.

<We don’t that email address on file, try again.>

At this point I’m usually dumbfounded and go back to my email, find their SPAM, verify the address they’re using and copy that address right out of the email they’ve sent me. 

<We don’t that email address on file, try again.>

What? I go to the “I forgot my user ID” section of the page.

Often entering the email the web site claims they don’t have on file yields access to the recovery the user ID.

The question that goes through my mind is;  

If the web site doesn’t have my email address on file, then why do I get SPAM from the site and more interestingly why am I able to recover a user ID with a reportedly unknown email address.

At this point I sigh and move on.

With the recovered ID, I move on to the forgot password section of the website.

About half the time, the recovered ID still generates: 

<We don’t that email address on file, try again.>

In the event that I am able to progress to resetting the password then we go down the rabbit hole of what’s an acceptable password.

I try fart

<Your entry is invalid. Your password must be eight characters long> 

I enter fartfart

<Your entry is invalid. Your password must be eight characters long and contain at least one capital letter>

I enter Fartfart

<Your entry is invalid. Your password must be eight characters long and contain at least one numeral.>

I enter Fartfart1

<Your entry is invalid. Your password must be eight characters long and contain at least one special character such as a space, or punctuation mark.>

I enter Fart fart 9

<Your entry is invalid. Your password must be eight characters long and contain at least one special character such as a space, or punctuation mark.>

In frustration I enter, Map-eb-aIbr-oal-eiD-aK-

<Password Accepted>

To complete the change to your password, answer the following security questions. You have 10 minutes to complete these answers.

What Town were you born in?

What is your favorite color?

When did you lose your virginity?

How big is your dick?

When did you stop beating your wife?

What was the name of your first dog?

How was that dog killed?

How have you resolved your feelings at being responsible for the death of your first dog?

Where did your parents meet?

How many times a week did your father beat your mother?

Since you were responsible for the abuse your mother took at the hands of your father has that colored your adult relationships?

When your fourth dog died of old age, did you feel that you’d been forgiven for causing the “Accidental” deaths of the preceding 3 dogs?

How long have you had inappropriate sexual feelings?

Your password has been changed, please login using your new credentials… 

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At which point I’m quivering in my chair suffering a psychological crisis generated by the combination of general frustration, and answering the security questions.

After 40 minutes of deep breathing, a couple of stiff drinks and an overdose of Prozac.

I remember why I was trying to log into the web site in the first place.

I log back in to the site, and close my account.

You see, my vacation plans changed and I will not be visiting Penis Flats, so I want the Penis Flats chamber of commerce to stop sending me vacation ideas.

Verizon is raising the DSL rate

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Verizon SUCKS!!!!

I Just got a notice, they’re bumping the rate up $5 a month.

Funny, I haven’t increased my utilization of the DSL by $5 a month, nor has their service improved in quality by $5 a month.

So why am I seeing a rate hike?

I’d be ok with it if I got better than 2.56 Mbps download and .71 Mbps upload but I don’t. And there’s no option for me to buy a faster connection.

For years, the people of this town have been fighting with Verizon to provide better service. In response, Verizon, for a time simply refused to install any new DSL connections. After the town fathers went to the PUC, explaining that Verizon’s actions were impairing new business and devaluing existing properties, Verizon grudgingly began installing new DSL service.

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The local cable company has been claiming they were going to install the new cable hotness where you’d have cable, telephone, and internet.

We’ve stopped holding our breath for that. The local cable company can’t even provide HD much less any of the high speed data connections that would be necessary.

AT&T claims they have U-Verse until you call them. Then all the sudden they can’t seem to find your address.

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Which leaves Verizon as the monopolistic provider of telephone & DSL service that disables 911 if someone in a town 15 miles away happens to cut a fiber optic line.

Yep, you read that right… a Fiber optic line gets cut in Phelan and my town suddenly has no phone service, no DSL, and no 911.

After the last time someone cut the fiber in Phelan, Verizon reactivated their local switching station and if we dial the old 7 digit local phone numbers instead of the full area code and number we can at least call the fire department.

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To force Verizon to reactivate their substation in town, required the town fathers to have a meeting where not only the PUC, but also a Congressman from the US house of Representatives were present demanding answers of the Verizon representatives.

Answers to basic questions like “Why don’t you have a backup plan?

How do you justify leaving a community of 3000 people (many of whom are elderly) with zero ability to call their local firehouse?”

Suddenly Verizon decided something needed to be done.

Funny that 3000 people calling and complaining with valid concerns is easily ignored but a PUC rep and Congressman asking the same questions is taken seriously.

Verizon truly sucks.

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I’ll dig up the PUC address, write a letter and ask them why they granted a rate hike to Verizon.

I strongly suspect Verizon has said the rate hike is about the expense of maintaining “outdated” technology to the town. Verizon will have neglected to tell the PUC that this is the ONLY technology available to the town.

The other folks in the town will write similar letters, be ignored, and then we’ll demand a PUC hearing, and invite a Congressman.

Verizon will rescind the $5 charge with a mumbled “Ooops” as an apology. Then they’ll hike the rates by slamming some other “fees” at a later time.

The Congressman will enjoy his time here and do a little campaigning.

All will return to normal in my little town.

Until the next time…

Why are my simple projects always NOT simple?

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You know, Air Conditioning is one of those things that you don’t pay attention to until it gets unbearably hot. Well, at least that’s when I take notice.

I like it a little warm, you know, mid 80’s with a light breeze. Warm enough that my junk hangs nicely and I can run around in nothing more than a pair of shorts without getting cold. If I’m in Palm Springs 100+ is fine as long as I can run around naked.

The past few days though, it’s been HOT even here on the mountain. Heat here on the mountain is  often not a big deal because there’s usually a breeze and with the windows open, it’s actually pretty comfortable. However someone turned off the breeze and in the still air, the heat seems to build upon itself in waves.  With the electronics, and musical instruments; heat like that is a big no-no.

We decided to turn on the A/C. That’s when we discovered something I’d suspected in the winter, the thermostat was screwed up. I could put up with the 6 to 10 degree discrepancy between what the thermostat said and what the actual temperature was. No big deal there…

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During winter it seemed like the heat was running all the time and would only shut off for 5 or 10 minutes. Since it was a mild winter, I could open the blinds and capture the heat from the sun. Which meant that I could leave the actual heater off during the day. Turning on the heat at night it was easy to ignore the short cycling of the furnace. When I went to bed, the thermostat would set back to 58 and that meant the machine wouldn’t come on again until 6 am.

As I said, the problems were easy to ignore. Turning on the A/C however, caused the thermostat problems to smack me in the face.

Turns out that the thermostat would turn on the cooling, and keep it running even though the house would cool to 74F (The unit was set to 79. However, It always showed a current temp of 85.) After a little experimentation I found that the thermometer in the thermostat had become decidedly un-reactive if it was reading 85 or above. You’d think putting the unit in the fridge for 20 minutes would drop the temp reading to below 70, it didn’t, the unit still read 85.

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Only when the thermostat was put in the freezer did the temp reading move toward 70.

Humm, the sensor must have gone. The old unit was an all digital no moving parts affair. I’d never in a million years have thought it could go bad and yet here was evidence right before my eyes.

This meant it was time for a new thermostat. Oh Goody, just what I needed to deal with as I melted into the floor.

Thus began the great thermostat discussion and exploration of 2014.

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I wanted a “Smart unit,” something that I could control from my phone or ipad. Yes they’re expensive but I was thinking about all those times when I’d left the house and forgot to turn the heat down. Or those times when I’d walked into the house late at night to find that the heating or A/C had been running for hours because of a timed schedule instead of running only when it was really needed, ie when I was home.

It is all about me after all.

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Honeywell, makes a variety of units that can connect to WiFi, which allows them to be controlled remotely. Honeywell’s newest unit called the Lyric looks pretty interesting, but is only available via professional installation. Price? Unknown. The next Honeywell model down from the Lyric is also a smart machine with a big assed display that costs about $250. Oh, by the way, professional installation  is recommended.

I think to myself, “Hell, that’s the same price as a Nest.”

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Which led to another round of discussion and batting the problem around discussing the pros and cons of each machine, including the cheaper alternatives.

While all this discussion was going on, the temp was rising and in desperation I was switching the existing machine on when it got too hot inside, then off again via the switch on it’s front.

I wanted a smart thermostat because they learn your habits and adapt their programming to meet your needs.

I wanted to be able to control the unit remotely so that I could turn it on or off if I was coming home early or wasn’t going to be home at all. Why heat an empty house to 70F?

Some of the units have the ability to recognize that the house is occupied even when according to “Schedule” it shouldn’t be. That would be nice if I’m taking a sick day so that I don’t have to wake up to a 50F house because I took a nap and forgot to override the programmed schedule.

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I’m also attracted to the potential energy savings that one of these units can supposedly provide.

Then there’s just the cool gadget factor coupled with the aesthetics.

Of all the units I looked at and researched, I kept coming back to the Lyric, and the Nest. They’re both simple and elegant.

In the end, I presented my case and let the other half make the decision. Sweltering on Tuesday and trying not to turn the busted thermostat to cool, the other half comes home with a bag from Lowes.

OH BOY! OH BOY! what did you bring home?

Ahhhh, a brand new Nest thermostat.

And Now I get to install it. OH JOY!

I gotta say Nest really has it going on. I went to their site, entered the wires I saw, they said our system was compatible and gave me a very nice picture of how the wires should be connected.

Great! I trot downstairs and turn off the breakers labeled A/C. Next I spackle the holes in the wall from the old thermostat, then paint the area. While I’m waiting for the paint to dry, I’m cutting out circles of some thin foam we had laying around. The object it to provide an insulating barrier between the hole in the wall where the control wires come through and the thermostat.

Paint dried, barrier installed, new screw holes drilled and bingo! The new unit is installed and ready for activation.

I trot back downstairs, flip the breakers on and…

Absolutely nothing happened! No lights, no bells, no automatic setup routine… NOTHING.

UHHH OHHH!

Trot back downstairs recheck the breakers, yep, they’re on.

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Go to the basement to check the A/C unit itself. After fighting to pull the service panels I see the circuit board humm, no lights on. This doesn’t look good but I can’t figure out what’s happened. I follow the wire from the fan unit to a standard 110V socket.

Wait a minute… the breakers I switched off were two 30 amp and one 15 amp. That makes sense, 30 amp for the compressor and 15 amp for the socket that powers the blower.

Slowly it starts to dawn on me, the breakers labeled A/C are not the right breakers which means that I was working on the thermostat and it was still energized. Thankfully it’s only 24V!

I should have checked for voltage before I started monkeying around. But I saw the indicator light was off on the main compressor, which led me to believe that for once in the history of this house things were labeled correctly.

BUZZZZ! We’re sorry that is the wrong answer, but thank you so much for playing!

I go back to the breakers, flip off the 15amp labeled A/C then go back to the basement. Yep there’s still power at the socket, I know this because the water softener is still active.

OK I need to firgure out which of the breakers actually does switch off the socket the A/C blower is plugged into, relabel the breaker box, and then replace the fuse on the circuit board that controls the A/C blower.

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The breaker chores done with the attendant resetting of all the clocks in the house. I discover that the service for the A/C blower is connected to the kitchen, not the nice usually unused GFI sockets around the garage. That electrician was stoned out of his mind. Come to think of it, I did fire him when the house was being built.

I reach for a 3 amp fuse.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

The box labeled 3 amp fuses is empty.

I pass the thermometer on the deck it’s reading 95F. Now I’m getting cranky.

The other half hops in the car and goes to an autoparts store.

New fuse, button up the unit.  Trot back upstairs…

New thermostat is asking for input! HUZZZZAAAA! As soon as I connect the machine to the WiFi it starts downloading a software update. I like the auto updating feature, but I’d kinda wanted to turn on the air conditioning which I can’t while the unit is updating.

Now I get to clean up the mess I’ve made with spackling, painting, drilling and tromping in & out of the basement, yard, and patch of weeds behind the compressor.

The download and update is still in progress. While I’m waiting I water the plants.

The house is sweltering hot.

The evening breeze is picking up, the sun is going down and it’s cooling off, the reason I was going through this exercise is going away.

I finish programming the thermostat and leave it OFF. The temp is dropping rapidly so what’s the point. I’ll have to see how the new unit works tomorrow.

Sigh…

Nothing in my life is simple.

 

Does anyone else see the irony here?

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Or is it just me?

Saw this headline on Breitbart and blew ice tea out my nose.

Hacktivist Group ‘Anonymous’ Plans Cyber Warfare against Countries that Support ISIS

Really!

The reason i blew ice tea out my nose is that ANONYMOUS is, for want of a better term an Anarchist group that our government calls “Terrorists” on a fairly regular basis.

I find it ironic beyond belief that this “Cyber-Terrorist” group is doing more than our government to shut down ISIS.

Hell, if I could help Anonymous I probably would.

This is a completely amazing turn of events and I totally applaud Anonymous in their efforts.

I hope they remember to take out CAIR while they’re at it.