I’ve decided that I’m going to be sharing personal views on various products that I use. Some of those products may be “normal” average every day things and some may not.
This is the first installment, I hope you enjoy it.
As a guy that likes to bust a nut. I’ve used a wide variety of lubricants in my masturbatory career.
I’ve often said that If I could give myself a blowjob I’d be homeless living under a bridge and have no need for anyone. I even tried Yoga to see if I could get limber enough! Alas, no joy…
My lack of flexibility…. (notice I said nothing about length… I’m 12 internet inches thank you very much!) has led me to the exploration of various personal lubricants over the years.
As a general rule, I like water based lubricants, but I have to admit a certain perverse fondness for Jergens.
What Mother hasn’t noticed that her Jergens consumption increased by 75% when her first son reached puberty? Yeah Mom, sorry about blowing through all those bottles of the stuff for you… But I couldn’t blow myself and well my dick wouldn’t be denied!
From the early lubes that contained a cornucopia of chemicals and dried the hell out of my johnson to KY, and J-Lube I’ve rubbed out more that a few loads..
My most recent favorites have been Gun Oil H2O and Stroke 29 (also by gun oil). Been using these lubes to bust a nut since I discovered them.
Stroke 29 dispenses like a thick cream then changes state as you stroke and it heats up. It’s long lasting and feels damn fine while I ride my fist to glory. The nice thing about 29 is that you don’t necessarily have to rinse off. A quick wipe with a hand towel and I’m good to go.
Gun Oil H20 is nice but is really best suited for fucking. If it’s inside someone it stays slick and lasts pretty well. Using it for stroking is good too but you end up re-applying often and using quite a bit.
This is a common problem with most water based lubricants
As the water evaporates, the lube gets progressively stickier and tacky until you’re forced to wet it down again or re-apply.
Silicone lubes solve this problem but they shouldn’t be used with many latex products.
So if you’re playing with someone and decide to get a little more serious you have to clean up, and then switch to a lube that is condom safe for example.
Silicone lubes are also kind of messy and I’ve found them hard to clean up. (As an aside a nice salt scrub will break the stuff down faster.)
There are other masturbatory lubes that have a variety of chemicals which make them inappropriate for vaginal / anal penetration or use before oral sex. In addition to the bad flavor, the chemical soup can be very irritating to the lining of any orifice.
These products are freakin great for just strokin but you’re back to the stopping and cleaning up if you and a partner decide to mix it up.
Recently, I’ve tried Spunk.
This stuff is great! it’s slick, and stays wet a long time. It behaves as advertised and cleans off of you with a hand towel, no water necessary.
The stuff cleans easily off your toys with soap and water, leaving no residue. It’s toy / latex safe and did I mention it looks like cum.
Yeah, for fetishists like myself that’s a major selling point.
I love using my own cum as a lube for the second round of fun. Ok I’m a kinky fuck… moving on…
With Spunk I get to have the thrill of stroking with something that looks like cum… right from the get go.
Spunk is a really nice all around solution because it’s a hybrid. It stays wet & slick longer than the traditional water based lube.
It does eventually require either water or re-aplication but not nearly as often as many of the traditional water based lubes. If you’re into edge play, this can be a nice change.
It’s safe for use as a vaginal/anal lubricant, it’s also neutral tasting. All are advantages because you can have fun alone or with someone, without having to think about which lube to use or breaking the action to clean up just to umm… get dirty again.
Looking at the Spunk bottle pictured… is that cum or is it Spunk? Can’t tell? that’s the point!
Yeah I did my own little photo shoot to see if the pictures on the Spunk web site were “Doctored” guess what? I don’t think they were.
In my highly unscientific comparison spunk stays slick just about as long as my own highly personal product. Of course I can buy Spunk in 8 oz bottles and my personal product cums in only tablespoon quantities. (Hey I had to do a fair comparison didn’t I? Besides I had the lube on my hand I didn’t want to waste it!)
I will admit that I am somewhat biased to my own product… But I think that’s because I feel so good dispensing it!
Dispensing Spunk isn’t quite as much fun, on the other hand… dispensing Spunk means I’m going to be having fun so it’s an easy tradeoff.
Some other notes, my skin can be sensitive, especially around the urethral opening. I’ve had a number of lubes that caused irritation in that area. If you’re a guy like me who’s had lubes that felt like someone was holding a blowtorch to the end of your dick, Spunk is a safe choice it hasn’t caused any negative reaction whatsoever.
I think that I’ll be switching to Spunk only for all my future sexual escapades… Now can I get a bulk discount?
YES! you can buy the product in Gallon sized jugs.
You know… there is a whole practical joke aspect to this stuff that might just be worth exploring!
Imagine dropping your car off at your local mechanic with spunk all over the steering wheel or dripping from the underside of the hood.
I can see that conversation. “Oh yeah I have sex with my car… let me wipe that off!”
If I come across any better lubes I’ll share my experiences with them too. For the time being I’m a fan of the Spunk product.
Feel free to make suggestions or comments, I’m always looking for something new to try out.
