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I was going to write a piece about the latest Trump indictment…

As I was writing, I was struck by some things.

I’M BORED!

I’m bored with the continuous law-fare against Trump, and apparently anyone who ever spoke his name out loud.

I’m waiting for the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith to start checking voting records. Everyone who voted for Trump, along with their families and employees will be taken from their homes, and hung by the neck until dead, right after the IRS has taken all their cash and assets. Their homes will be given to “good” voters recently arrived from the Southern border.

You can tell Smith really liked The Robes of state. If I recall correctly purple was the color of royalty. Interesting that purple is so prominent in the EU robes he’s wearing. Anointed by royalty? or do these robes say, “I AM Royalty!”

Each new indictment is simply the bullshit de jour. I resent having to process any of it, I resent my time being taken up with breathlessly excited reporting and joyous exclamations, “The walls are closing in on Trump.”

Yeah? Really? Go suck a rancid donkey dick. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Bitches on The View, Joy Reid and whoever else.

I’d ignore all you assholes but there are some bits of news that I enjoy. Scientific discoveries for example. Unfortunately I can’t have just that subject matter without all the rest of the noise. You’d think that we could program our devices to give us only the stuff we’re interested in but Nope!

The Democrat party needs to be disbanded. The head honchos of the DNC, should all be simply imprisoned without trial. We know they’re all guilty of something. We as a country have passed the point of equal justice. It’s very clear that we’ve moved into old Soviet Russia style justice. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime…” I’d love to see the Democrats get a good helping of their own “justice”. That’s just me engaging in petty vengeance.

If Washington DC was struck by an asteroid the size of a Volkswagen moving at 10% the speed of light, during the State of The Union address, I wouldn’t shed a single tear. The rest of the planet wouldn’t be in great shape after that, but at least we’d be rid of one group of shitheads.

You’d have to work through a lot of math to understand why a relatively small asteroid moving at that speed would be so devastating, I’m sure E=mc2 factors into it somewhere. It could be an extinction level event, at least in theory. On the bright side global warming wouldn’t be an issue.

I don’t even think Trump is 100% innocent of whatever the hell he’s accused of now. (What he didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit? OMG! Arrest him!)

At this point I don’t care.

What I do care about is that I can’t escape or ignore it.

The daily dose of bullshit is harshing my calm.

I could be slightly interested in Biden being impeached or better yet, tried for corruption. But that is something that will never happen in a million years. See my comment above about Soviet Style Justice.

We all know who our Masters are… The fuckers in Washington DC, and the communists in the DNC and RNC! I believe their leash is held by Communist China. They’ve sold us out plain and simple.

Absolutely nothing these fuckers do is in the interest of good governance, or the people they were elected to serve. They’re just trying to keep a lid on everything until they can hoist a communist / sociaist flag over the capital and declare the land mass of North America a sovereign possession of China or whoever.

That’s how we come to the WEF saying, “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.” The unspoken part of that is, “you’ll be happy when we take our boot off your throat and you’ll remain happy so long as you say or do nothing that causes the eye of the government to turn toward you.“

The way we’re going, it won’t be long until we’re all literally wearing chains. Right now I question if our technology isn’t metaphorical chains that may be just as effective.

As you may have gathered my state of mind when I wrote this was ANGRY.

Then later in the day I ran across something that made me smile, then it made me laugh out loud.

A conservative pundit posed the question; with the latest indictment, as part of Trump’s defense does it open the doorway to actually investigating ALL of TRUMPs administration and allegations of voter fraud leveled in 2016 by Hillary, and in 2020 by Trump?

Let’s be honest, no matter who wins in our system the other party always claims there were voter shenagins.

What does that investigation look like? Is it going to be like pulling a stray thread on a sweater? Might I get the opportunity to enjoy corrupt politicians metaphorically pouring gasoline over themselves then lighting a cigarette?

That might just be worth the annoyance!

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Bidenomics Is working!

I was in the barbershop and somehow I’d missed that The President had actually used the term. The solemn newscaster was trying very hard to talk Bidenomics up but was having a hard time reading his script. I’d bet that newscaster will be working for one of the conservative outlets soon or he’ll blow his brains out. Cognitive Dissonance is a real bitch for any honest person to maintain, eventually they’ll snap one way or another.

Up to this point I’d thought the term was pure sarcasm from Conservatives. When I found out it wasn’t satire or sarcasm I about fell out of the barbers chair.

My Barber grumbled about how tough his finances had become.

His rates are a bit higher than the chain haircut places. I’ll pay the price to be in a male space where I can have a straight razor shave and not smell the stench of hair chemicals. I have him line up my beard with a straight razor and I get a good hair cut and beard trim / shaping.

Yes, it’s more expensive than the chains, but it’s a monthly ritual where I get value for the dollar, and it makes me feel good about myself.

All that being said, not everyone understands the value or has the cash to partake of it. (Technically I don’t have the cash but I’ll eat ramen and hotdogs a couple nights a week for a month to be able to afford doing something nice for myself, egg salad sandwiches are inexpensive to make despite the cost of eggs these days. I’m not wealthy enough to contemplate a luxury item like tuna or cat food.)

If I had a family to feed or a shit paying job that I had to commute to, then I might make a different choice. Apparently, a lot of my barber’s clients have been forced to make a different choice.

Whether the families are going to the chains or Mom is cutting everyone’s hair is unknown, but business is down.

I’ve seen other evidence of business being down too. The last couple of Costco’s I’ve been in were crowded, but not as crowded as pre-covid & Biden. Even my Home Depot isn’t as busy as it was in 2019 and 2020. Either everyone got their projects done or don’t have the time (due to a second job,) and/or money to do those projects anymore. I’ve noticed in both stores that there are still empty shelves. The pet store is very often out of the large size treats for my dog. I’ve taken to looking for the big sizes in every store I shop in.

The Barber grumbled, “If this is his idea of working, we’re screwed!”

I replied, “But it is working, and it’s beautiful.”

Point of interest… It can be scary making a provocative comment to a Barber while he is holding a razor to your throat. Think Sweeney Todd!

I continued, “Every single thing the Biden administration has done since seizing power has been to degrade, destroy, reverse, or otherwise undo any of the prosperity of the Trump years. Literally the Biden Administration has reversed even those policies that were working effectively, and in so doing has created chaos. They haven’t cared that killing working policies has damaged their administration, or that the President’s approval rating is the lowest of any President in decades. The administration has consistently gone about erasing or expunging all traces of Trump, and they’ve done so with a single minded fervor that rivals Chairman Mao’s purges. I don’t personally want Trump as president again. But I can’t have any respect for an administration that cancels working policies simply because of whose name is on those policies. When I think about it The Biden Administration seems to have elements of a proto-dictatorship. They’re not quite there, but give them another 4 years and they’ll probably find a way to move closer to dictatorship. Remember some countries suspend elections during declared national emergencies, be it military, natural disaster, or financial difficulties…”

My Barber went back to straightening the beard line at my throat, “Okay, I’m following you there but how is Bidenomics working?”

I smiled and waited for him to stand up with the blade away from my throat, “That’s simple, Bidenomics is demonstrably working. Your proof is many people in the country, maybe half, specifically those who are traditionally conservative and work for a living in flyover states are suffering. This is clearly punishment from the Democratic Party for America’s rebellious voting in 2016, when everyone was supposed to vote for Hillary. Bidenomics is working exactly as designed. It was supposed to destroy the economy, increase financial stress across the board, create a greater divide between the ‘Haves and Have Nots’, screw up retirement for boomers, and keep people angry and polarized. All of this potential strife must be in place before the 2024 election. That way, if by some chance, a Republican who is not under full control of the political machine in Washington is elected, rioting can commence instantly. The administration having Joe Biden claim Bidenomics is working is quite possibly the only true thing said in the White House during this administration.”

“I don’t know if I believe your assessment. I do think you’re one of the scariest people I know. Your ability to think in such a diabolical and evil way is terrifying. Here, have a beer,” my Barber said opening a brew.

“Thank you, I’m an amateur. The truly terrifying people are those who live this shit 24/7 in Washington DC. They’re called the United States Government.”

At which point we both had a good laugh.

My Barber went back to his work on my beard, and the conversation turned toward wondering if our sexual escapades of the past would come to haunt us in the future.

The question, “Have you ever wondered if your aggressive sex from years ago might be considered sexual abuse or even rape by todays standards,” led to another fun conversation that could only be had in a safe male space.

Have a good weekend!

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I know it seems like I pick on the Democratic Party a lot…

But DAMN! They’re such easy targets!

Most people only step on a rake in the yard once!

The Democrats have a habit of dancing around like old cartoon characters did.

There are some of you who will not get that reference because many of those old cartoons have been deemed politically incorrect, or too violent, or racist, or, or, or, or, or….

Just ask Whoopie Goldberg as she appears before the actual cartoons on my Looney Tunes DVD boxed set.

Someone in Hollywood thought it necessary to explain that animated line drawings, some of which were produced as war propaganda were violent, and depicted other people or races in a negative light. Believe me, the last thing I want or need is a social justice lesson when all I want to watch is unrealistic mayhem to put a smile on my face.

Hell! I learned basic physics from Wile E Coyote.

You youngsters never had a chance to see cause and effect and consequences presented to you in the phosphorescent glow of a massive CRT over your bowl of Fruit Loops, on a Saturday morning.

As an aside, if you sat in daddy’s chair with a photographic plate behind you, you could also get free chest X-rays. 

Take that Obamacare!

This is part of the reason that people of a certain age, a.k.a. old as dirt look at the Democrat party follies with a mixture of outright amusement and almost blinding horror.

I honestly don’t remember any political party, or any Presidential administration in my lifetime that was capable of as many self inflicted wounds as Wile E. Coyote.

Maybe Nixon? Clinton?

Clinton just couldn’t keep it in his pants. Although I still chuckle thinking about Yasser Arafat roasting his ass during a humid hot east coast summer day in the Rose garden while Clinton was diddling an intern in the Oval Office. That shit cracks me up!

Clinton did teach the American People the art of lying by redefining a word or group of words in plain view, on national television. That was fucking magical to watch.

I’m still unclear about what sex is. Flash forward to now, and I’m also unclear about what a woman is, so I suppose the question of sex is moot.

By comparison to Biden, Nixon and Clinton were Choir Boys.

The Democratic Party, at this point would make Wile cringe, and Bugs Bunny would show compassion and mercy, by just walking away.

Bugs would say, “Well Folks, there’s nothing I could do that tops what they do to themselves. Enjoy the show.”

Don’t get me wrong, I left the Republican Party too. They were missing the point and continue to do so. I’m sure that in due time, they’ll be the objects of my ire and ridicule. Simply because they’re no different than the Democrats. The like to tout that they have the moral and fiscal high ground but they’re just as likely to fund Billion Dollar boondoggles as the Democrats, if those billions go into the pockets of RNC donors.

As much as I hate the Biden Administration, I do almost feel sorry for Joe. I strongly believe that Obama is the power behind the throne. The way things are going, Obama will get to dance away with his Reputation intact and it will be Joe who’s left holding the bag. He’ll be labeled the worst President ever and all the ills of the Democratic Party will be left at his door.

I fully expect for the Democratic Party to abandon Joe. Then they’ll hold him up as a poster child depicting everything that is wrong with “The Patriarchy,” and “White People in power,” Which will usher in a Black Female candidate and they’ll sell that as the way forward to Democratic voters. It won’t be Kamala, she is so thoroughly unlikeable that most folks don’t even see her unless she cackles. 

No it will be someone slick. I could see it being Michelle Obama and that would result in Barry having a significant hand in five Presidential terms. 

The sad thing is that the Republican Party will never see it coming. After 20 some odd years of Obama’s idea of hope and change, the corruption and gamesmanship between the parties will be firmly and permanently entrenched. There will be no coming back from that, I rather suspect we’ll have some weird combination of Idiocracy, Escape from New York, and Escape from LA, with maybe just a touch of Mad Max beyond Thunderdome.

That’s so long as China doesn’t keep playing with biological weapons, yeah I totally believe that COVID was a bioweapon that escaped before it was actually as deadly or infectious as it was supposed to be. I think Fauci believed he was funding legitimate albeit banned in America predictive disease research. The CCP saw it as an opportunity to advance their research into potential bioweapons.

Let’s face it, a disease that kills your enemy that you are also immune to makes conquest a lot easier and preserves the existing infrastructure. We can extrapolate the effectiveness of such conquest by looking at history. Blankets laden with smallpox given to the Native Americans or Hawaiians for example… Granted, the settlers didn’t know what they were doing at the time but the result was the same.

 If China is allowed to keep playing with chimeric viruses then I think the whole situation will look more like Resident Evil and Idiocracy.

Yeah, maybe me having dreams I remember isn’t such a good thing. I woke up with this weird post in my head this morning.

I suppose on the up side, my brain is doing garbage collection… On the down side my brain is doing garbage collection and purging a bunch of disjointed bit & pieces of wrecked trains of thought, and you’re going to get to read them.

My God have mercy on your soul!