Stupid Stuff you hear at Starbucks

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Two young obviously privileged Orange County girls AKA High Maintenance Orange County Women. 

Were sitting discussing the relative merits of reading.

One of them authoritatively said, “reading books makes you stupid.”

Aside from the fact that the girl in question could have been used as a flotation device in case of a water landing. I thought nothing more of it other than, “It Figures”!

My blood ran cold though when in the course of the conversation it became obvious that she was the mother of at least one child.

My brain rebooted.

We really should implement some kind of licensing to allow people to breed.

Otherwise we’re looking at a full blown idiocracy situation.

If you haven’t seen that movie give it a watch it will scare the hell out of you.

People that think like these two women scare me to death.

These are the kinds of people that would think burning books is a good idea. Or that everything they read on the internet is true.

Updated to Clean up the text. As I was moving the picture around I apparently screwed the hell out of the  placement. Sorry about that folks.

It’s 11:00 PM and I just got home

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From a very nice get together.

I scared the hell out of the dogs because I set the alarm off accidentally. Poor babies were no doubt sleeping on their cushions and out of the blue the Alarm starts going off, sounding very much like the fire alarm. 

They don’t like those noises any more than I do,  It’s going to be a major number of bones tomorrow. Tonight will require endless cuddling before I’m forgiven

I screwed up using the remote disarm, but in the process discovered that the system is not programmed as I thought it was.

Guess I need to contact the alarm company tomorrow. This will test if they’re really there 24 / 7… If I wasn’t so dang tired I’d call them tonight but I’m really looking forward to hitting the hay.

I’m still keying down from the trip home. so my head is a bit random. 

Oh! The party… Nice people, great food, fun conversation even comparisons between earthquakes and hurricanes. East Coast people will in general take a hurricane or tornado without batting an eye but put them somewhere where the ground shakes and well… “Katy bar the door”!

Oddly, the West Coast folks will take an Earthquake over a Hurricane or Tornado. I guess it’s just about what you’re used to.

Since I grew up in the East and moved out to the West… I’m a bit of a strange duck. I’d rather not have to deal with any of the  dang things at all. But… I prefer Hurricanes and tornadoes. You can usually see them coming and get the heck out of the way earthquakes sneak up on you. I don’t like being snuck up on at all.

Random click in my brain…

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I’ve been fighting with my Time Machine backup utility for the past few days. I was just about to turn the dang backups off when I stumbled across the fact that my “Exclusions” file had been somehow deleted.

I have no need to back up my music files to the Time Capsule, and I have no need to back up imap mail, Nor do I need to backup my virtual machines. The estimated backup size was 270 GB.

I reset the exclusions to omit the files listed above. 

The reason is this, IMAP email files are already on the server, the music is backed up on my media server, andthe virtual machines are backed up on another drive.

That reduced the overall backup size to about 14 GB, that’s still too big given the changes that I’ve actually made to the system. But it’s way better than 270 GB every time the machine tries to backup. 

We’ll see if this fixes the problem. I’d love to know why the exclusion list suddenly was missing. 

I’d also like to know why the backup utility doesn’t count the backup file size properly when no files are excluded but when files are excluded all the sudden the count is correct.

Seems like the Time Machine bigs that have been plaguing Apple since Lion are still alive and well.  Sad too, I’d really become completely dependent on having the Time Machine backup working in Snow Leopard it was so dang reliable I honestly never thought about it.

This most recent version is … well annoying would be an understatement since I was fully planning to disable NewImagethe system and find something else that worked.

That’s why I’m now using Outlook on my Mac instead of the built in application. I simply got tired of the new version of Mail doing things that made no sense. For example leaving ports open to IMAP servers when Mail was finished checking for mail. Or not using the account that I’d received an email on when I hit reply.

Easier to use a program that works as expected even if it wasn’t written in 64 bit code, and occasionally crashed.

At least it works consistently.

Off to training on Monday, don’t know how much blogging time I’m going to have. So It’s possible that there won’t be any posts until Friday.

If that’s the way it works out. I hope everyone has a great week.

Been a busy few days .

Huh

Have been finishing chores that I’ve been trying to finish prior to going to training next week.

I’m probably going to be commuting at least part of the week so I wanted to get things squared away before I got busy with the training, studying, and commuting.

This is of course a long explanation to say that’s why I haven’t updated the blog for the last few days.

Very little new is happening here.

Been working on the seasonal things, cards, sorting some of the decorations. 

I’m planning to set up the tree next weekend. It looks like the weather is going to be a little more Christmasy. I honestly don’t know what it is, this year it just doesn’t seem like we’re anywhere near the holidays.

Over the past few years I’ve had more and more difficulty getting into the spirit of the season but this year is completely different.

I’m not only not In the Spirit… I don’t really care.

Call it over commercialization. Call it economic depression. Hell, for all I know it’s the whole end of the world thing.

What I do know is that it just doesn’t “feel” like the Holidays are upon us.

 

The Current Plan

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Monday I start class to become a Bartender.

This isn’t a lightly chosen direction. I sure as heck won’t make the kind of money I was making. On the plus side I probably won’t have the kinds of headaches that I once had.

According to the technology industry and especially according  those little 25 year old fuckers just out of college my skills are 5 years out of date. Thank YOU aerospace!

After all, we no longer use Binary… oh yeah that’s right we still use binary.

Well we no longer use Hard drives… wait… yep we still use them.

Well there are no servers anymore it’s the cloud… oh wait…

Clearly we don’t use displays, or ethernet, or the conventional model for networking. We certainly don’t use IP addresses or HTML, XML, Windows, Microsoft office, or bug reporting software of whatever stripe.

Oh yes that’s right we DO still use all those things! 

Well automation software has radically changed… after all no-one uses QTP, Loadrunner, Quality Center, or any of the Mercury interactive tools anymore. True… They’re all HP tools now because HP purchased Mercury interactive.

Oh well nonetheless, My skills and abilities are out of date.  I’m hopelessly old and outdated. I’m clearly too old  to be able to catch up or refresh my skills.

Well you little fuckers… when the house of cards comes falling down around your heads… and it will… don’t call me or my friends to fix it for you.

You’re on your own… And one day… you’ll be right where I am and If I’m still around, I’m going to laugh my ass off.

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Meanwhile MY plan calls for me to move into a career that lends itself to my pseudo-retirement.

Step one – immediate income

Step two – develop multiple streams of income. (This step involves writing, & photography. Perhaps it will involve becoming a life coach, and possibly a massage therapist. These options are still being fleshed out based on time required and costs.)

Step three – become a SCUBA instructor.

Step four – combine SCUBA, and one or more of the other streams of income into a nice retirement that involves me being on a warm sunny coast with a turquoise ocean and a regular flow of tourists. 

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I’m thinking about an island life, with island time, and little if any of the rat race.

That’s the dream… well,  I suppose it’s the goal.

When I check out. I want to remember a beautiful sunset, the smell of the sea, and warm tropical breeze. Maybe a seagull cawing in the distance.

So while I’m still kinda pissed off about the way the technology industry has gone for me, I’m not nearly as pissed off as I was, with each step toward a future that I’m in control of I’m less angry. 

I’ve got a plan and If at some point I’m working for a resort and they choose to pay me for my knowledge of technology I’ll gladly whore myself out for a few thousand bucks.

Overall, I see my days being a lot more relaxed.

I see myself bar tending and people watching. Then I see myself using those observations to color and bring realism to my characters. I see my near future self leading a less stressful life where I’m not worried all the time about being laid off and what thats going to do to my retirement plan. 

I think I’ll be able to travel a little more easily, instead of hearing the bullshit line, “Well business needs have to take priority, I’m sorry but you can’t go on vacation this year.”

I’m looking at these changes as building a somewhat recession proof income.

After all even in crappy times People drink.

I’d considered the sex industry. I’m a little past my expiration date.

I may yet run a couple of solo videos up on Xtube just to test the market…

Unemployment has run out…

Today I filed for the last of my unemployment benefits.

I think I’m eligible for food stamps. Who knows, maybe I’ll give it a shot.

Still nothing much in the jobs arena.

I would like to thank President Obama for choosing to end U/E extended benefits just prior to Christmas… What a lovely gift!

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Let’s make absolutely sure that you’re super stressed perhaps even desperate for the holidays when few companies are interviewing and even fewer still are actually hiring.

I do have a plan, that’s of course something that I can only initiate after navigating yet more government obstructions. Sixty days of waiting… Damn! The banking regulations are interfering at every turn in my life lately. 

Many of these regulations are about preventing money laundering but as usual are targeted at the little guy. It’s ashamed that our government doesn’t understand things like limits. You know… a situation where only after X amount of money is flowing through a bank account monthly, does the government stick their big fat noses in.

But if you’ve got a SUPERPAC you can make hundreds of thousands of dollars simply disappear. See the Colbert Report video and listen very carefully to the attorney talking about how to make the money go away.

Instead, they want to make everybody suck cock to open a simple checking account. Welcome to America…

Oh well, as my Mom used to tell me… “When you’re king you can make the rules, until then quit bitching and obey the rules.”

SO 60 days it is…

In the mean time I’m going to keep working on my alternative plans to deal with being out of the technology field.

Wish me luck.