Category: BullShit

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I knew it was coming, that doesn’t mean I like being right.

What was coming you ask?

Riot 1 Milwaukie.Threats from the Democrat party. I’m not talking about outright, “We will Bury You” as in the case of Nikita Khrushchev. (At least he had balls!)

I’m talking about the passive crap. The Wall Street Journal is reporting that various groups are warning that “it could be very bad if Trump wins” there are already marches and protests planned by some Democrat Activists and still others are trying to do something constructive by packing abortion pills to be sent to women in anti abortion states. 

I do hope these activists are also putting in the packages an insert that says when a woman who has taken one of these pills should go see a doctor and what complications to look out for.

Otherwise I could see them being prosecuted for 2nd degree homicide.

The woman who recently died “due to lack of abortion” but who really died because she was late to the abortion appointment in another state, so they gave her an abortion pill (which by the way was legal in her home state,) apparently, the woman didn’t tell anyone what was going on or didn’t seek medical attention when things went off the rails.

Kamala Harris has mischaracterized this woman’s death multiple times. The woman would have received proper attention after taking the abortion pill when it was obvious something was wrong. By the time she got to a hospital it was far too late and even then we don’t know the full story. Did she tell the doctors all the necessary information?

I’m not trying to victim blame here. I’m simply pointing out that this abortion can of worms has little at this point to do with Trump. According to SCOTUS, this issue is to be decided upon by the states. Some states aren’t going to agree with abortion as late as the 100th trimester (That’s called murder…)

At least these women’s rights groups are doing something that isn’t destructive.

I found it interesting that there are Democrat affiliated groups saying there could be trouble to The Wall Street Journal. 

It’s almost as if they’re passively trying to threaten people into voting for Kamala Harris “To avoid trouble”. Kind of like paying protection money to a criminal to keep your nice glass storefront from having an “Accident”.

I don’t react well to threats. If I were on the fence about who the better candidate was, I’d sure as hell not vote for their preferred candidate after being threatened.

I am really curious about how the Democrats will behave if their people should wander into The Capital on Jan 20th. Will we see the same pearl clutching for four years about how AOC and her colleagues were in such horrible danger? Will it be worse than 9/11? 

Probably not. Which is why so many people are pissed off. It’s not about the right or wrong of any particular situation.

It’s about the disparity between the way one group is treated versus the other group.

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Huh, So Kamala Harris would abridge…

Kamala would abridge the healthcare provider’s ability to refuse to perform an abortion, in favor of a woman’s desire to have an abortion? 

Is that what she just said in this interview?

I’m not sure I’m down with taking one person’s right to freedom of religion. Some people believe that the Doctor doing the abortion is committing murder. A religious Doctor who saw it that way might have a real problem violating the 6th commandment.

This is a lot like the baker in Colorado being forced to make a cake for gay events that are contrary to his religious beliefs, only far more serious. The courts have found that the baker doesn’t have to bake the fucking cake.

Should a doctor then be forced to “damn his immortal soul” to do what is more often a procedure for the convenience of the woman who doesn’t want the responsibility of a child?

Most people (myself included) condone abortion in the case of rape, incest, or medical necessity.

A lot of folks aren’t buying this whole “Reproductive Care” relabeling. I sure as hell don’t buy it.

I’m concerned that it sounds like Harris is totally fine with negating a doctor’s rights. I’m equally concerned that she alludes to her dissatisfaction with the Supreme Court. Which leads to me wondering if she really would attempt to “pack the court”.

Why yet again is she bringing Trump into this? He selected justices (as was his right and duty under the law), those candidates were approved by Congress, they had an opportunity to say, “no”. So why is every fucking thing she’s asked about always Trumps fault? 

Lady, you and that sock puppet Biden have been in office for four years. Y’all had no trouble at all undoing Trump era policies.

Further, both political parties had 50 years to come to a decision about Abortion, during which time, they could have ensconced it in an amendment to the constitution. They didn’t! So that suggests that maybe there’s a reason.

Maybe people consider the life and rights of the unborn child worthy of protection. That is evidenced by the Democratic process in the various states, you know, that Democracy you’re always going on about, where the majority of people in those states decided abortion shouldn’t be like getting a latte at Starbucks. And it damn sure shouldn’t be paid for with taxpayer dollars.

Fundamentally, there’s another problem. On the one hand if a pregnant woman is killed, her killer is charged with two counts of murder. On the other hand during an abortion it’s just a clump of cells that you’d have us treat like a cancerous growth.

So how about lets fucking define, is the fetus a life form, or a tumor? Maybe stop charging a murderer with two counts of murder if the woman was pregnant. Here’s an idea, how about we punish murderers as the law requires in the first place?

Sorry, I’m kind sick and tired of the word games. I’d really like for us to speak plainly and not worry about someone’s hurt feelings because I think clarity of speech and thought would be really fucking helpful these days.

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Ohhhh I’m SOOO Scared!

These things are sooo damn funny.

Especially since;

a) I have nothing to hide

b) I haven’t been anywhere like the kinds of sites this jackass is claiming I’ve been to. Maybe XHamster once in the past 3 to 6 months.

c) I don’t typically rub one out in front of my computer. My office is a complete mess so if this jackass thinks that’s a nice setup he’s an absolute pig.

d) Even if I did rub one out in front of the computer I’d have put that shit up on OnlyFans.

I suppose I could report it to the FBI but their form demands a lot of information that honestly they don’t need. My name, my email address, and a phone number is about it.

Their form on the other hand wants my physical and mailing address, age, and a whole bunch of other stuff that looks like they’re building something other than getting information necessary to fight cyber crime.

I’ve reported stuff to the FBI in the past and this new form is excessive. Meaning that folks are probably not likely to fill it out, because why would they? The sender of this email is the criminal, yet the FBI make it seem like you’re being the one interrogated.

I can tell you that it looks like the email originates in Buffalo, NY. However the message is written by someone who may be a foreigner or someone who just copied a scary letter. There’s something about the construction that seems like it’s a translation. Perhaps AI generated???

Anyhoo here, for your entertainment is a scary threatening email. Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m gonna go rub one out. 

Have a great day.

You’re running out of time with each tick of the clock.

It’s important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a minute to relax, breathe, and really dig into it. ‘Cause we’re about to discuss a deal between you and me, and I ain’t playing games. You don’t know me however I know you very well and right now, you are thinking how, right?

Well, you’ve been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and clicking on links, stumbling upon some not-so-safe sites. I placed a Malware on a porn website and you visited it to watch(know what I mean?). When you were busy watching videos, your system initiated operating as a RDP (Remote Protocol) which provided me total control over your device. I can peep at everything on your screen, flick on your camera and mic, and you wouldn’t even notice. Oh, and I’ve got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic life for a while now. It is simply your misfortune that I came across your bad deeds. I invested in more days than I probably should have investigating into your data. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I’ve seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I’ve got footage of you doing filthy things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there’s the videos you were playing, and on the other half, it is you jerking off. With just a click, I can send this garbage to every single of your contacts.

Your confusion is clear, but don’t expect sympathy. Frankly, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and allow you to move on with your daily life and forget you ever existed. I will offer you two alternatives.

Option One is to turn a blind eye to this e mail. Let us see what is going to happen if you opt this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video was straight fire, and I can’t even fathom the embarrasement you’ll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that’s life, ain’t it? Don’t be playing the victim here.

Option 2 is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We will name it my “privacy tip”. Now Lets discuss what happens if you pick this option. Your dirty secret remains your secret. I will wipe everything clean once you send payment. You have to make the payment through Bitcoins only. I want you to know I’m aiming for a win-win here. My promises are non-negotiable.

Transfer Amount: USD 1500

My BTC Address w/o whitespaces: ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️ (I blanked it because there is no way in hell this fucker should even accidentally get money.)

Once you pay up, you’ll sleep like a baby. I keep my word.

Important: You now have one day to make the payment and I will only accept Bitcoins (I’ve a unique pixel in this message, and now I know that you have read this e mail). My system will catch that Bitcoin payment and wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Don’t even think about replying to this or negotiating, it’s pointless. The email and wallet are custom-made for you, untraceable. If I notice that you’ve shared or discussed this mail with someone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts. And don’t even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings. It’s pointless. I don’t make mistakes.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren’t as useless as they seem. I am waiting for my payment..

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I’m done with my accountant after 25 or more years

I purposely got them the tax shit on March 15th. I’d been shooting for February 20th however there were docs that didn’t show up on time.Taxes money.

Not that it mattered, I didn’t get the tax shit back until yesterday, October 15th. Oh, I’d been calling and being ignored leaving messages, over the past 6 months.

Had I gotten my taxes back in a more timely manner I’d have been able to actually plan to get the state and fed tax fuckers their damned money. 

Yes, I’m super annoyed about the amount of taxes, because of the way this administration and California has been wasting the cash.

I’m way more annoyed that because this accountant dawdled and fucked around, I had absolutely zero maneuvering room to cash out some holdings to make writing the check a little less painful or dangerous.

Oh and I had to call the son of a bitch again a week & a half ago to lite a fire under his ass.

This by the way, is the second time this guy has fucked me like this. The first time Jerry, in his infinite kindness handled, never letting me know that it was this fucking accountants error that resulted in my being fucked.

I didn’t find this out until after Jerry’s death and like Jerry I assumed (apparently Incorrectly) that it was a one off. It wasn’t looking at the data, it looks like in 2018-2019 the guy did the same kind of thing. 

He dawdled around, then filed an extension in April, then didn’t get us any of the necessary information until the very last day in October (the 15th) leaving us in a panic trying to get everything done before we missed the post office pickup.

Next year I’ll be finding someone else to do the fucking taxes.

I was pretty depressed yesterday. I’m pretty depressed today and I didn’t sleep worth a shit last night. However I’m recovering and who knows it might not matter anyway.

If Kamala wins as I’m pretty sure she will, we might not have to worry about taxes. People are pretty pissed across social media. Her stealing the election could well trigger a civil war. Trump winning could also trigger a passive aggressive civil war that would be just as bad.

There’s a bit of a move to write the Feds $750 checks next April and tell ‘em to go fuck themselves. You know what? I’m super into that!

It’s remotely possible that Trump gets into office and keeps his promises about seniors. In which case maybe I won’t have to pay taxes at all.

I’m not holding my breath.

I think we’re looking at a civil war.

Folks are angry and disgusted about a whole lot of stuff. Immigration, the Hurricane relief, the constant lies, Inflation, Being involved in wars over which we have no control, Crime rising, having our tax dollars going to foreign interests instead of to Americans, I’ve seen articles recently that say on November 10th The Biden /Harris administration will reveal their phenomenal management of medicare supplements which may triple the costs.

None of these concerns of the American People will prevent tone deaf Democrats from fucking around and putting Kamala in office. Then they’ll be surprised when riots start. They’ll point and say, “See this is the MAGA white supremacy we warned you about.” Although I suspect the mixture of skin tones will represent a pretty healthy cross section of the United States.

Kind of like “The Proud Boys” who don’t ya know, were a white supremacist group, being led by a Cuban American, with a healthy mix of Black, Latin, & White guys standing for what used to be “Normal” male values. God, Family, Country, you know the values that made our country strong.

All of which is to say, that I might not give a shit when the tax man comes, I might not be around to pay, or the Tax collectors might not be around to collect.

I’m not particularly inclined to pay whatever bill the accountant sends. I have bigger problems thanks to him.

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Sorry, I’ve been a little cranky.

I’ve hurt one of my knees again. When I say hurt, I mean chronic stabbing pain.

Jesse has been very sweet on our walks and is putting up with “old man slow”.

It’s messing with my sleep and making me really tired. So tired, that doing anything is an almost insurmountable chore.

On the plus side it’s getting better and each day, the pain is dialing down a bit, or maybe I’m just getting used to it.

I’ll be doing okay minding my own business, then I’ll catch some stupidity in politics, the government, or the talking heads & think I’ve had a stroke or something because the news and sound bites are just plain insane.

M113 Salt Creature.I actually dreamt I was watching Kamala Harris on TV and she was in a super diverse room of people. It was an interview, (about what I don’t recall.) Each person that asked her a question was obviously ethnic in some way. Kamala answered in their accent.

The crowd didn’t like her answers so they started firing questions at her all at once. She tried to answer each person in their local accent and it kept going until not only was Kamala changing accents, but her face was mirroring the characteristics of the person she was focused on. It got faster & faster until finally she didn’t look human anymore.

Then, where Kamala had been standing at a podium there was suddenly this creature panting from exhaustion. (I just realized It was the old salt monster from the original StarTrek.)

The reporters didn’t miss a beat and called the transformation, “a regrettable makeup malfunction”. Then began painting the event as a trick of the light, combined with MAGA digital interference from the internet, being injected into their live television stream.

That’s when I woke up.

I think that in one way or another for the past 10 years politics has been permeating all our waking lives. There was a time when we could pretty much ignore the stupidity. A) The level of individual human stupidity hasn’t changed. B) The concentration of truly stupid people in our government has.

It’s reached a kind of critical mass, it’s no longer about one idiot in the House asking if putting a large naval base on an island will cause the island to capsize. Although watching that Admiral choke back his first, second, third, and fourth responses while maintaining a poker face was amusing.

Now the number of truly idiotic people elected to government offices has tipped the balance such that the outliers are the sane and reasonable suggestions, and the normal stuff coming out of any office in D.C. is batshit crazy, short bus stupid, or some ugly combination of both. 

Which brings me to my point. It’s become literally impossible to ignore the buffoonery and it’s become normalized, even if you’re not crazy, you feel like you’re crazy.

That “background noise” has a habit of keeping me low level cranky most of the time. At that level, I’m usually in pretty decent control but when you add sharp stabbing pain, well the control slips. And I tend to fire off rants, screeds? without much filtering. 

All of which is to explain that this blog might be a lot more random than usual. It might also be a little more pithy than usual. So buckle up buttercups, it might be a bumpy ride.

And I apologize in advance.