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I was going to write a piece about the latest Trump indictment…

As I was writing, I was struck by some things.

I’M BORED!

I’m bored with the continuous law-fare against Trump, and apparently anyone who ever spoke his name out loud.

I’m waiting for the Grand Inquisitor Jack Smith to start checking voting records. Everyone who voted for Trump, along with their families and employees will be taken from their homes, and hung by the neck until dead, right after the IRS has taken all their cash and assets. Their homes will be given to “good” voters recently arrived from the Southern border.

You can tell Smith really liked The Robes of state. If I recall correctly purple was the color of royalty. Interesting that purple is so prominent in the EU robes he’s wearing. Anointed by royalty? or do these robes say, “I AM Royalty!”

Each new indictment is simply the bullshit de jour. I resent having to process any of it, I resent my time being taken up with breathlessly excited reporting and joyous exclamations, “The walls are closing in on Trump.”

Yeah? Really? Go suck a rancid donkey dick. CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, Bitches on The View, Joy Reid and whoever else.

I’d ignore all you assholes but there are some bits of news that I enjoy. Scientific discoveries for example. Unfortunately I can’t have just that subject matter without all the rest of the noise. You’d think that we could program our devices to give us only the stuff we’re interested in but Nope!

The Democrat party needs to be disbanded. The head honchos of the DNC, should all be simply imprisoned without trial. We know they’re all guilty of something. We as a country have passed the point of equal justice. It’s very clear that we’ve moved into old Soviet Russia style justice. “Show me the man and I’ll show you the crime…” I’d love to see the Democrats get a good helping of their own “justice”. That’s just me engaging in petty vengeance.

If Washington DC was struck by an asteroid the size of a Volkswagen moving at 10% the speed of light, during the State of The Union address, I wouldn’t shed a single tear. The rest of the planet wouldn’t be in great shape after that, but at least we’d be rid of one group of shitheads.

You’d have to work through a lot of math to understand why a relatively small asteroid moving at that speed would be so devastating, I’m sure E=mc2 factors into it somewhere. It could be an extinction level event, at least in theory. On the bright side global warming wouldn’t be an issue.

I don’t even think Trump is 100% innocent of whatever the hell he’s accused of now. (What he didn’t wash his hands after taking a shit? OMG! Arrest him!)

At this point I don’t care.

What I do care about is that I can’t escape or ignore it.

The daily dose of bullshit is harshing my calm.

I could be slightly interested in Biden being impeached or better yet, tried for corruption. But that is something that will never happen in a million years. See my comment above about Soviet Style Justice.

We all know who our Masters are… The fuckers in Washington DC, and the communists in the DNC and RNC! I believe their leash is held by Communist China. They’ve sold us out plain and simple.

Absolutely nothing these fuckers do is in the interest of good governance, or the people they were elected to serve. They’re just trying to keep a lid on everything until they can hoist a communist / sociaist flag over the capital and declare the land mass of North America a sovereign possession of China or whoever.

That’s how we come to the WEF saying, “You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy.” The unspoken part of that is, “you’ll be happy when we take our boot off your throat and you’ll remain happy so long as you say or do nothing that causes the eye of the government to turn toward you.“

The way we’re going, it won’t be long until we’re all literally wearing chains. Right now I question if our technology isn’t metaphorical chains that may be just as effective.

As you may have gathered my state of mind when I wrote this was ANGRY.

Then later in the day I ran across something that made me smile, then it made me laugh out loud.

A conservative pundit posed the question; with the latest indictment, as part of Trump’s defense does it open the doorway to actually investigating ALL of TRUMPs administration and allegations of voter fraud leveled in 2016 by Hillary, and in 2020 by Trump?

Let’s be honest, no matter who wins in our system the other party always claims there were voter shenagins.

What does that investigation look like? Is it going to be like pulling a stray thread on a sweater? Might I get the opportunity to enjoy corrupt politicians metaphorically pouring gasoline over themselves then lighting a cigarette?

That might just be worth the annoyance!

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A Snarky PSA

After the various news appearances by this guy…

Representative Dan Goldman of New York

It’s become obvious that I missed another memo regarding changes to language.

Apparently, the following symbols and terms…

Have become synonymous with…

Here is the poster child for the word, LIAR. His image should be shown as a representative example.

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Ahhh… Sunday.

Birds tweeting. Cool breeze through the house. The pup wanting to cuddle while we watch a beautiful sunrise.

All is perfect and serene…

“GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKING FAGGOT! GET OUT! GET OUT! I’LL KILL YOU! MOTHERFUCKER! I’LL BURN YOU DOWN!”

The rest was more of the same and eventually degrades into “BLAH BLAH BLAH”

Ahh another perfect day!

Crazy Pants is at it again. Yay!

She was late this morning. It was 6:10 am. I suppose I wouldn’t mind so much if she was really consistent. It might be interesting to have her acting like an accurate neighborhood alarm clock. Honestly I’d prefer a rooster.

Unfortunately, she’s not accurate. Her screaming like that especially using those words freaks the dog out. He doesn’t like curse words. I suspect that due to some trauma in his past, when he hears cursing he acts like he’s done something wrong even if he’s being cuddled on the bed or sound asleep in his room minding his own business.

It would be so nice if we could actually call the cops and have them do something. We don’t call. We should, but why waste our breath?

Yesterday as I was taking the pup out for a walk, Crazy Pants and some other skank were literally fighting each other in the middle of the street over a purse or something. I heard the skank telling the boyfriend “She’s got my purse and phone.”

The boyfriend’s reply was classic, “You’ll get it back eventually.” It sounded as if he was dealing with a child drooling over a set of keys and didn’t want to upset the child by taking the keys away.

Crazy Pants is destructive. She’s vindictive and just plain mean. Apparently skanky chick didn’t want her purse, it’s contents, or her phone destroyed. She decided to take these items from Crazy Pants. What I saw then, was Crazy Pants running after skank and throwing punches while each of them had the handle of the bag.

The five chihuahuas were running around the two females feet barking and nipping at ankles while Crazy Pants ex-boyfriend??? stood watching. I turned my pup away from the insanity.

I doubt that any of those dogs are up to date on their shots, and have no desire to find out for certain. Come to think of it, the way the humans act, perhaps they’re all rabid too. They seem shower averse and I seem to recall that one of the signs with rabies is a fear of water.

Unfortunately, I doubt it’s really rabies because if it were, these people would be dead already. If they all died tonight, I doubt anyone would notice for days, possibly weeks, even in the heat. In a way, it’s sad that no-one would give a shit. Then you think about it… Hmm… NAH!

Anyway, they tired themselves out after about an hour. I checked several websites checking prices on noise cancelling headsets. It would be nice to watch TV in my living room without increasing the volume to “Planetary Destruction” level.

Hope your Sunday is nice…

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Does this make me a bad person?

I honestly don’t know what the hell is going on at Crazy Pants’ house these days.

Yesterday some dude I’ve seen around was stomping down the street calling the boyfriend of Crazy Pants all kinds of names and then walking back up to better hear the boyfriends response.

Then he’s acting like he wants to fight right there on the street calling the boyfriend less than a man.

If I’d not had the windows open I’ve have ignored the whole mess but since I could hear everything I decided to watch as well. I thought about making popcorn and cracking open a beer even though it was only 9am!

Hey, if they’re going to put on a live show, why the hell shouldn’t I watch?

After another few minutes of grumbling at each other the stranger, who I think of as “Whitey” because of his long white hair, goes back up to Crazy Pant’s property. Where the two males, continue to bitch at each other.

I was thinking, “Come on guys, just fuck already! You’re fighting like you’re married!”

After another hour or so, things quiet down.

Around 9pm there’s more yelling then there’s a male voice I’m assuming “Whitey” moaning and saying I’m hurt bad, then he’s almost begging Crazy Pants boyfriend, “Please don’t hurt me more”.

I’m thinking one of two things, 1) They finally decided to punch it out, or 2) They decided to fuck and are into some rough stuff.

I don’t think Crazy Pants boyfriend is particularly hung so it’s not like Whitey was moaning over, or complaining about taking it.

At one point last night someone called for help but not one of the neighbors, myself included, went to look, opened our front doors, or called the cops.

This morning all is quiet, even the fucking 5 Chihuahuas that are yapping all the damn time. I thought I heard Crazy Pants muttering and mumbling earlier, but now she’s quiet.

I found myself thinking, “I hope they fucking kill each other.” Then it occurred to me that there will be one survivor, there is always one survivor. There’s always one roach, or one rat, but one always survives.

Then I thought, “In older times, the neighbors would be within their rights to deal with the survivor too.” In less fire prone areas, the neighbors would burn the house to the ground. That way they’d avoid having to bury the bodies, just stack ‘em in the house and “Woosh”.

Fire purifies everything. It would even burn their names from the neighborhood’s memory.

The only epitaph would be, “They were bad people.”

When stuff like this goes through my mind I realize it’s just me being super tired of the constant drama. But I wonder about myself as a person. Does this make me a bad guy too? Does my growing hatred for those people present a danger, and are they dragging me down to their level? Who am I to sit in judgment?

I’ve contented myself, thinking as long as I’m asking these questions I’m probably okay. There is some shred of morality left in me regarding these people.

I found it jarring yesterday because I was hoping the two guys would beat each other to death and I was hoping that Crazy Pants would be hurt badly when she got in the cross fire. What shocked me was that I was perfectly content to watch it, beer in hand and baseball bat within easy reach.

Yeah, I tend to not spend much time in the front yard unless I’ve got something to defend myself with these days. Crazy Pants has been known to wander the neighborhood with large butcher knives, pick up rocks, and as in my case simply punch people without provocation.

Whitey just walked down the street. He’s wearing a backpack, carrying a bottle of water and looked like he was a man on a mission. I didn’t see any visible injuries. I wonder if he had enough and is gone for good? I’ve heard the boyfriend yelling at one or two of the dogs. So there are multiple survivors.

Dang!

Oh well, maybe this weekend they’ll do each other in. I’ve got plenty of popcorn and beer!

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I caught a clip of RFK Jr. testifying about censorship.

The behavior of some of the congresspersons was outrageous.

I really lost my shit at the exchange between Jim Jordan and Stacey Plaskett.

If she’s representative of the people of The Virgin Islands, it’s no wonder that they are still a possession of the United States and have not achieved actual statehood.

Personally I’ve fired people for less snotty attitudes than she demonstrated while speaking to Jim Jordan.

Here’s a video of the exchange. it is over the top. The wide screen version is better. Jordan’s expression in interesting and I wouldn’t play poker with him. Her speaking to him or anyone that way, should piss off everyone. Her hatred, contempt, and disrespect was evident with every word.

https://rumble.com/embed/v2yjw0s/?pub=4

I’m sure that I’d end up in jail if I encountered this bitch in a hearing. I wouldn’t be able to hold back calling her and anything she said exactly as I saw it. I personally think that she doesn’t deserve her seat in congress and should be sent home in disgrace.

She tried to stop RFK Jr. while he was answering her question.

It’s not her first time being just a snotty bitch she seems to have a history, at least if I can take all the videos online as a random sample.

I have to say I really like and respect RFK Jrs. Opening remarks. I don’t know if I’d vote for him as President, but what he says about free speech suggests that he gets it. I had to link the whole hearing bail when you’re bored or watch the whole thing, your choice.

Deborah Wasserman Schultz, is another sad piece of work. She may have been elected in Florida but the area that elected her is renown for being New York “South” so it’s not surprising that she’d be a raving bitch who sounds a lot like she’s asking for more censorship.

One thing I’ve noticed is that she’s aging very fast. I guess generating all that venom and hatred takes a toll. I’m praying that the good folks of Florida pull the plug on her career soon.