Category: BullShit

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God, Please force them to speak the truth.

I’m tired of the gaslighting. I’m tired of the spin. I’m tired of the lies and half truths. I’m tired of the “Revelations” and “New Information” that is actually old stuff that we all knew, or suspected that was denied, or swept under the carpet.

I pray to God that for one week no one could lie.

It might get us into World War III but damn it would be so refreshing to hear nothing but truth.

For three years we’ve been told the Border is Secure. We all knew it wasn’t. Now suddenly Biden and Mayorkas say the border isn’t secure and it’s the Republicans or Trumps fault.

WHAT THE FUCK? So for the past three years while you assholes had control and Donald Fucking Trump didn’t have control of anything in the government, the border was secure? Well assholes, Trump still has no control over anything in the government so what’s changed? 

Nothing! You’re just admitting what the whole fucking country has known all along. You’re only admitting it now because it’s an election year and you see the handwriting on the wall.

A lot of the American public would probably be just fine with putting you all on trial for treason. If found guilty, the summary executions on the capital steps would probably make a fortune on pay per view.

But now, it’s too late. The damage is done the FBI is telling us that something akin to 9/11 isn’t just possible it’s probable. It’s only a matter of when some terrorist group or groups decide to start setting off bombs, or flying planes into building, or shooting up large gatherings, or blowing up school busses. 

Now, the only way to deal with the problem is to deport every single illegal immigrant without mercy. Oh and their anchor babies too. That necessity will degrade the quality of life for all Americans. We’ll have to have our papers, and present them on demand to every law enforcement officer we encounter. Talk about destruction of the American way of life!

No matter what happens in the upcoming election. Whoever or whatever was running the Biden Administration will have succeeded in destroying this country.

But remember… There wasn’t any border crisis for the past three years. Biden, Mayorkas, Jean-Pierre, and the talking heads on the news told us so. This crisis? Well Trump did it!

Joe Biden according to a Federal Prosecutor shouldn’t be tired for mishandling classified documents because he’s a kind old elderly man with memory issues.

Karine Jean-Pierre says the same week that Joe Biden is fit and does more in an hour than most people do in a day. So which is it?

I’ll choose to believe my lying eyes. Joe Biden is unfit for office. It’s obvious, it’s been obvious from the start and I’ll never understand how he got elected in the first place. I’m no fan of Donald Trump. But DAMN! I’ll take Donald Trump over an empty sock puppet, any day of the week.

The media telling us that everything is fine. The economy is doing well, prices are falling, and if you’re not seeing this golden age you’re obviously a MAGA White Supremacist.

Or that shoveling another trillion dollars into the burn pit called Ukraine and funding Hamas in the name of humanitarian aid while providing Israel weapon systems is right and just. Why do journalists never question that Egypt will not accept Palestinian refugees nor will any other middle eastern country. And how is it in any way Humane for us to be prolonging a war that Hamas started, by supporting both sides?

Typically if an arms dealer does that kind of thing, they’re killed or end up in international court for committing war crimes.

Blaring from outlets and protestors 24/7 is the accepted illogical “fact”; Men can become women, Woman can become men and subsequently “Birthing Persons” but they’re still men. Binary gender is wrong, gender fluid is right. If you go on a date, decide to hop in the sack and find that the entity you’ve brought home does not have expected equipment, you’re supposed to suck it up and make do. Even though you’re not going to be emotionally or sexually satisfied. It’s impolite to say you don’t like Bait and Switch.

It’s not just the politicians, or the media, or even the insanity of society at large.  It’s the SPAM inundating my email, and my mail box.

“Your account is locked… We’ve been trying to reach you.”
“Here is the information you requested from <Insert Name Here>”
“Your package delivery has been suspended…”

It’s the bullshit text messages

“Hi Bob, hey I enjoyed our date last night”
“I’m not Bob, and we didn’t have a date last night”
“Oh I’m sorry to bother you. You seem kind, would you like to date me?”
“What about Bob? I’m a Bros before hoes kind of guy. You’re sure acting like a ho.”
“You’re very mean you should be reported to the police, I’ll say you raped me. Send me 5000.00 in bitcoin and I won’t report you…“

And let’s not forget the phone calls.

“Hello there you qualify for an electrical service discount.”
“Oh really? Since the solar panels on my roof pay for my electrical service are you saying that if I sign up you’re going to pay me more every month based on the KWH I sell back the the electrical grid?”
“Well someone in your household contacted us.”
“Doubtful unless you’re using a Ouija Board“

For someone like me, this kind of crap is literally painful. It’s like having a constant buzzing in your ear that you can’t get away from. It takes cycles out of my brain and sucks up time because I can’t believe what I’m hearing and l have to get to the bottom of it.

The Cognitive Dissonance all this causes is damaging. There have been some studies that suggest continued exposure to Cognitive Dissonance can in fact cause psychological damage.

You can’t turn it off. There is no escape. The constant crashing of lies, insanity, and stupidity is everywhere. From inside your home to screens blaring on top of the gas pump.

It’s no wonder people in this county are medicating themselves into numbness. With drugs(legal and illegal), alcohol, food, or staying in their parents basements looking for the next masturbatory VR thrill. Honestly, I’m not sure I blame them.

What I want is for truth to be normal again. I’m not sure it ever was. 

Failing that, I want to sue the Federal government for creating an unhealthy living environment for me and millions of other people due to their chronic lies.

Obviously I’d like a shit ton of money. But I’d settle for every member of our government having to wear shock pants that were lie detectors.

Shock Pants were created by Scott Adams in the Dilbert comic strip and also appeared in the Dilbert TV series. I’m not sure which appearance came first.

I’d love to watch Joe Biden or Mayorkas or Karine Jean-Pierre or Donald Trump, fry their private parts with Shock Pants or simply tell the truth.

Their choice.

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I really wonder if the country I thought I lived in, is long gone…

I also wonder if I even need to obey any of the laws.

Joe Biden has been taking classified documents since 1974. But he’s not going to be charged for this criminal act.

I saw this Article and wondered if the charges against Trump having documents at Mar a Lago will be dropped.

Then I thought about it and realized that I was smoking something. This is another example of the double standard. What the article omitted was that Biden as Vice President was not, as I understand it, allowed to remove classified documents at all, without permission of the archive folks.

President Obama removed documents, without any screaming. Donald Trump, 2 years after vacating the White House is raided by the FBI and all kinds of charges filed against him.

Uhhh Under Presidential Privilege Trump, like Obama, Clinton, Bush, Nixon, Carter, and Ford, were all allowed to remove documents. The only question I have in the case of Trump is, did he actually have the power to declassify documents or did he misunderstand the process.

I thought, (Obviously mistakenly,) that the was only one set of laws that governed everyone, from the lowest to the highest in the land. I’ve been a law abiding citizen my whole life because I believed in our legal system. Now, I find myself asking why bother? There is no set of laws for everyone.

If I were to become a successful enough criminal, I could buy enough politicians that I’d never see a day in jail. That is… If I was caught.

It’s ashamed I can’t be a criminal. I’d be really good at it. Unfortunately, my father busted my ass so much that I’m completely unable to break the law. I’m not blaming him… When one of our family goes bad… We go REALLY BAD! We’re typically on the smarter end of the spectrum and if we start misusing our smarts in the service of crime it’s a mess.

We’re talking completely unrestrained amoral behavior. Murder, theft, prostitution, drugs, any form of vice and we don’t begin to think about the collateral damage.

My father was protecting all kinds of people.

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Hmm. 20,000 per month?

That kind of money goes a loooooonnnnngg way anywhere, but in Florida, Dang!

An article in the New York Post reports a Mother of 3 in Florida has been banned from picking up her kids from school pickup area. The ban is over a sticker for the Mom’s OnlyFans account on the back windows or her car. (Hey you Gotta advertise!) She is allowed to park across the street, collect her children, then walk everyone back across the street to her vehicle.

The school in question is a Christian School, can you see where there might be a problem?

Skimming further in the article I noticed a couple of things and these are what stopped me from just moving on to the next insanity.

The Mom’s account makes $20,000 a month.
The Mom only has sex with her Husband on camera. They don’t do any swapping or 3 somes. 
The couple films in a studio. The implication is the studio is at a location different from the family residence so the children aren’t exposed to the production of pornography. (I’ve often wondered how “God Fearing Christians” made babies when the entire family lived in a one room cabin. Mom & Dad had to get busy somewhere…)

As I was thinking about it, I was struck by this line of reasoning.

Mom & Dad Employed – Check
Mom, Dad, Children all live together, A Nuclear Family – Check
Mom & Dad’s business isolated from the home – Check
Mom & Dad are in a monogamous relationship – Check
Nobody is being exploited against their will – Check

Isn’t that exactly what the Religious Right wants? Just asking… The school itself is a private school, they’re gladly taking the tuition money that’s earned from Mom & Dad having sex with each other on camera.

There is one school of thought that says Mary, you know, the prostitute, financed the ministry of Jesus himself with earnings she’d saved from doing “business”.  It seems a little hypocritical of the school to take the money from these parents, then ignore Mary’s integral part in the story of Jesus. In this case they’re just broadcasting from their marriage bed.

I think the real problem is this.

The Mom is kinda hot. After 3 kids, she’s a total MILF.

There’s another parent Lexy Thomas, who is a TikTok influencer trying to get the Cline children tossed out of the Christian school. 

She claims that the school administrators did nothing about the decal. I’d say forcing the Clines to park across the street is about all they could do. The school is private property and they’ve said the Clines may not drive their vehicle on school property.

Even so, the TikTok Scold is pushing to have the Cline children removed entirely from the school.

Isn’t there another teaching in the Bible? Something like, let not the sins of the father be visited upon his children? Apparently, TikTok Lexy missed that particular bible study class.

The Clines say they’ve been upfront and above board about what they do and how they earn a living.

One student was apparently suspended for attempting to access the OnlyFans site on his phone while at school. This has provided fodder for the TicTok mother to keep making an issue about the Clines.

To be honest, the boy could have gotten in trouble for trying to access any porn site. The kid probably just saw the OnlyFans decal and typed it into his phone. I’ve done that with site names rolling by on cars. I think you can just take a picture of the sign with an iPhone and it will open it automatically. So I highly doubt the boy in question was “Suddenly and Shockingly” exposed to pornography.

The paywall alone should have stopped him.

The problem is an old one and it’s not about sex, or morals, or “The Children”. 

The problem is jealousy.

The photo to the right is purported to be Lexy Thomas. She’s a plain jane, and why the heck should she be the only person not having any fun? 

Sex is sacred, and only to be engaged in to make a baby. Otherwise the jaws of life are required to open her legs, Right? Ever notice how puritanical women always claim to be the victim and surprised, when their Man finds other pleasurable company, because they stopped putting out.

This photo appears to be from her TikTok account. If you’re going to be an “Influencer” why the hell didn’t you at least put some effort into your profile picture? Come on lady. 

Lets see… 

Hot 35 year old blond bombshell with a great rack making money screwing her husband on camera (pictured above)

OR

This ————————————————>

Survey says,

Bombshell!

There was a line in the article that caught my attention.

Several parents began to take note of the sticker during pickup and drop-off at the religious school, and word began to spread about Cline’s vocation.

‘Several Parents’ a.k.a. other mothers, a.k.a. vindictive gossips.

I was reminded of Loretta Lynn’s Harper Valley P.T.A.

Update:  02/12/2024 The children have been kicked out of the school.

So the nasty busybodies got their way and I’m sure they’re feeling super righteous about themselves. 

It would be really funny if the Porn Parents turned around and purchased the school. I’d probably laugh myself right into a stroke.

For the moment, The Harper Valley P.T.A. won. I have faith that Karma is a stone bitch and something will happen to the busybodies.

I think it would be really interesting to know how many Only Fans accounts tracked back to the oh so righteous parents whose children are still attending the school. 

After all, if a man has to rely on his hand because he can’t rent “The Jaws Of Life” to open his shrew busybody of a wifes legs he’s gonna need some interesting stimulation.