The last Paraprosdokian

This Fridays Paraprosdokian was the last one queued.

20130222-092710.jpgIt’s funny, when I created all of them last year I though “dang it’s going to take forever for these to be used up. I hope they don’t bore people.”

Yet here we are, they’re done and I don’t really have a good idea about what to use to replace them, or even if they should be replaced.

It’s been weird, the last few weeks, I’ve been less & less interested in doing anything. I feel really bored and yet I should be pushing hard on a couple of fronts.

It’s like my drive has left me and even succeeding at things like securing insurance brings me no satisfaction.

Arguably, obtaining insurance should have made me feel better because it represented a victory against what I had come to feel was an unfair system.

The system is still unfair and it should be burned down and replaced with something that is more fair. Obamacare is not the replacement I think is appropriate but that’s another story all together.

I’m sorta thinking that I’ve been cooped up in the house too much and that’s given me a real bad case of cabin fever.

The problem is that with gas prices soaring I don’t really want to drive anywhere that I don’t have to. I guess it’s going to come down to me deciding that driving someplace to assuage the cabin fever is a “necessary” trip.

Spring and Fall are my two favorite times of year I should be getting happy about the coming Spring. Yet I’m feeling disconnected about it.

I suppose I should bite the bullet, pay for the gas and shake off the late Winter blues with a couple of short day trips. Changing the view might help.

Who’d have ever thought that I could get to a place where I took a view from my mountain for granted?

Paraprosdokian Of the Week

A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them.

Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Here we go again

It’s that wonderful time of year… The time when the Gas prices shoot through the roof.

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This year they’re starting earlier than usual. I guess the Oil executives have to pay for their Christmas yachts somehow…

Of course the local California media is asking Why? They’re also promising a full investigation.

Investigate? How about just looking at the facts.

The problem is as simple as this. California only sells gas that is refined in California.

So if there’s the slightest glitch at any of the refineries, the oil companies get to put a hot poker up all our asses.

This isn’t a smart way to do things. Anyone in manufacturing knows that sole sourcing isn’t smart.

California isn’t the only state that has regulations forcing fuel being sold in the state to have been refined in the state.

I pick on California because it’s the state that I know the most about being one of the people raped at least twice a year by the oil companies. Although in recent years it’s looking more and more like 3 times a year.

As I’ve said before, it’s stuff like the refinery is being maintained, or the refinery needs a bit of paint. Opps, one of executives passed nasty farts. In short, any little excuse to simulate an emergency and thereby jack the prices up.

I’m not driving un-necessarily. I suspect that no-one else is either. Here in my household we’re planning all our trips very carefully and we don’t go anywhere we don’t have to.

This means, no movies, no dining out, no shopping, no bar hopping, in short no luxuries.

If a lot of people in California are adopting similar strategies then pretty soon the California economy will dip.

This means that any layoffs in retail, or food services can be laid squarely at the feet of the oil companies. And they should be!

Crude Oil prices are lower than last year. Brent Crude is about the same. So why the run up?

Can you say Greed???

Good! I knew you could…

It’s a chores day

20130217-100025.jpgToday in the mountains it’s heating up quickly.

Already in the 40s and just past 9.

It’s a chores day. I’m doing Laundry, poo patrol, general cleanup before the storm that’s coming in on Tuesday.

Some of the weather reports are saying this storm will be rain. Others are saying that it could drop 18″ of snow in the higher elevations. The problem is, which higher elevations, and what do they consider higher?

Since I’m at roughly 6000ft it might be a big deal.

On the other hand, they might be talking about the ocean facing mountains and where I’m at will get whatever makes it over the mountain behind me. That puppy is 8000ft I think.

It’s possible that the bulk of the storm is just going to crash against the mountain and leave us with nothing more than decorative snow.

That’s the problem with these things, you can’t ever tell what’s going to happen.

So I take the opportunity to handle outdoor chores when I can during the Winter and then I hope I don’t have to go anywhere. It sounds like some of the neighbors below me are doing the same thing.

We’ve had a pretty mild Winter so I’m not complaining, however I’ve been dreaming about warm Caribbean waters, beautiful beaches and diving.

This morning I was dreaming about being naked in the sun, and this big Komodo Dragon looking lizard was walking along a fence coming right at me.

The lizard did a double flip off the fence, stuck the landing took a bow then climbed back on the fence heading the other way. It had a tattoo on its tail that said “Mac”.

I was thinking about how odd it was for a lizard to have a tattoo then I woke up. Somehow the double flip and all that seemed perfectly reasonable.

I don’t know anybody named Mac. I did, but he died many years ago. I’m sure that the Freudian psychologists in the crowd are all sharpening their pencils.

Maybe tonight I’ll have another dream that will shed some light on what exactly my twisted subconscious is trying to tell me.

In the dream I was excited. The sun felt great on my balls. Happily when I woke up I was just as excited. After taking care of that… I feel much better and ready to tackle the day.

I hope your day started out as pleasantly.

So I splurged…

This week has been a real winner.

I say that sarcastically.

Monday started with the death of the multifunction printer in the office. For me this wasn’t a big deal. But for the other halfs business it was a major deal.

This meant that it was time for shopping!

Ultimately the replacement printer worked out to be simply an updated model of what was there before. I’d have preferred a laser printer but when you start talking about multifunction color laser printers and then say you want the ability to do duplex printing, the price jumps really fast.

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The inkjet printers on the other hand give you a lot of bank for the buck, but the cost of the inks can be pretty steep.

So Monday night saw me integrating the new machine with the network here. Well, that was one thing. The other was that while shopping, well there was the visit to the Apple Store… Uhhh Oh!

Yep, so there is now a new iPad mini in my life. I’d been looking at the iPad mini for a while, I really like the updated machine and IOS.

I’ve had an iPad Gen 1 for awhile I liked that machine a lot, but I couldn’t update it anymore, and frankly the battery was starting to get a little tired.

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I like being able to FaceTime with my Mom from not only the my computer but also from my iPad. This little iPad is a perfect size, it’s fast, and just a whole lot of fun.

And the new printer works perfectly with the iPad without needing some hacked together program to print.

Expensive week, but WTF? You only live once.

It looks like spring is very close at hand. The snow is melting and it just “feels” like spring is here.