I begin to understand the Europeans privacy concerns

icon-privacy-1_0.pngNot that I had that many questions about their reasoning. 

I just spent about an hour and a half cleaning up the “Subscriptions” in my Outlook.com account.

Most of these subscriptions appear to have been generated by my reading an email from one of the many offshore headhunters. I refuse to call them placement agents because they’re not actually helpful at all, and they’re not contracted placement agents for any of the companies they’re supposedly contacting me about.

What I found interesting is that each of these subscriptions was associated with a personal email address and I don’t recall doing anything but reading the email. So obviously there is some backend process running on the outlook server side of things. 

None of these subscriptions appeared in my local email clients. My computer is secure but the surprising thing is that Microsoft allows this on their servers. Oh and by the way you have to delete them all individually.

Fun NOT!

This all started because of LinkedIn. I got curious about where they were getting some of the “Suggested” contacts. How do they know who I know, if those people aren’t actually on LinkedIn? 

To answer that question I started digging. As I looked at the suggested contacts I noticed that there were many from a very old contact list. For example, there were people that I haven’t interacted with for many years. Yet there were also more current people. I realized that the list was being refreshed, but from where? 

Then as I dug around I found out that the list was being populated from my Outlook.com account. This is an email account that I use but I don’t store a current contact list there. That was when I found out that LinkedIn may not have a way to disconnect or shield your contact list from them. Once you’ve shared it, you can’t say stop. LinkedIn periodically refreshes the list presenting you with “New” potential contacts to connect with.

The problem is, what if you’re trying to protect the privacy of the people that you know. After all, if you’re interested in privacy, shouldn’t you also be concerned about the privacy of the people in your contact list?

Then I logged into Outlook.com and found the source list, I also discovered that deleting all your contacts on Outlook.com isn’t as easy as it might appear. While I could select all the contacts with one checkbox, I couldn’t select delete. de-selecting all the contacts and selecting one, or a few, would allow me to click delete. I found that I could select about 35-30 entries and delete them in bulk.

Then you have to go to the “Deleted Contacts” folder and do the deletion all over again.

Now it’s just a matter of waiting for the LinkedIn site to refresh and see if the contacts will be removed.

While checking around the Outlook site to find out if there was any way for me to simply disconnect LinkedIn, I stumbled upon the long list of “Subscriptions” that I don’t recall ever saying I’d like to sign up for.

By the way, LinkedIn doesn’t show up as an authorized application in Outlook’s site. So you can’t sever the connection simply from this side either.

I suppose it’s an oversight on the part of the LinkedIn folks, perhaps the Outlook folks, perhaps both

It does seem strange that there isn’t anyway to wipe or stop the personal contact list sharing.

I suppose sometime long ago when I created the LinkedIn account I must have misread the terms of sharing my contacts. I don’t think I understood that this was a permanent feature. I think, I believed it was a one time use.

I suppose this should serve as a cautionary tale.

If you’re interested in privacy, yours, or others make sure that you can revoke access to anything you’ve shared.

I think I begin to understand why the Europeans are such sticklers about maintaining control over their data.

We should be as vigilant here, but our lawmakers don’t have a clue about technology. It’s beyond them and will continue to be beyond them until they admit they don’t know technology. Hopefully at that point they’ll wise up and actually hire or appoint people with the knowledge and right skills to actually come up with a coherent policy on matters of privacy, data-sharing, and technology in general. 

That won’t be a perfect solution, but it might be a step in the right direction.

Resume Rewrite…

I paid a resume service to rewrite my resume…

I was looking for something that would make it through all the HR filters and get me actually in front of a hiring manager so that the real discussion could begin.

The rewrite is a more standard (Un-Unique) resume. Not that my previous resume was all that flashy but it did have some elements designed to catch the eye and hopefully stand out a little. In retrospect those element were probably being lost anyway since the HR systems pretty much strip any non-standard elements making all resumes homogenous when they’re printed anyway.

The rewording of my experience and abilities is not comfortable for me. There are lots of words that are somewhat ambiguous and kind of “over the top”.  I realize that a resume is like a sales brochure but some of this is like the old days when software companies sold nothing but “vaporware”. 

This new version of our software with its muffler bearing algorithm will increase your accounting efficiency by 1000% when properly implemented*. (Implementation is dependent on your server being more advanced than the NSA) 

Why do we do this? Why not simply tell the truth?

I’ve got a ton of experience across a wide range of systems and topics. Obviously I’ve been around the block a few times and Generally speaking, as an older worker what I don’t know, or remember, I do know how to find or figure out.

I sent the initial copy back dripping in red-line. I paid for someone whose command of English was better than mine, so why did the initial draft need me to edit it for continuity, grammar, and word usage?

This whole resume thing is a mess anyway. We’re now writing our resumes to get past computerized filters, so that HR people can find the keywords the Hiring manager mentioned, and pass the document on to a hiring manager who is probably asking for something the HR people don’t understand in the first place.

What’s the likelihood, in this system,  that the interviewee is exactly what the interviewer is looking for? Yet HR is trying to apply exacting standards to the variability of human beings.

And as usual, the HR people really like to find your social media so they can figure out if you’re popular enough to join their team. After all we only want to hang with, or hire the cool kids right?

I’ve often thought  about creating a completely fictitious social media profile just so the HR people would have something to look at. I could do it, I’m a fiction writer after all. I haven’t because I don’t want to create and maintain a character.

In the wee hours of the night though, I’ve put the character together as a sketch that looks something like this;

  • Democrat or Bernie Sanders supporter 
  • Pro Gun control
  • Shocked and outraged that machine guns are freely available
  • Rabidly Anti Trump
  • Habitual commenter on Twitter, Facebook, and instagram. Follows the mainstream opinion, sharing outrage over the cause of the day and remarkably silent when any one of those causes happens to be disproven.
  • Social Justice warrior
  • Likes puppies and kittens, sends cutesy video clips frequently.
  • Live in a Hipster area
  • Complains bitterly about their name being misspelled on their Starbucks order. It’s Raven with a “Y” for goodness sake.

That’s just the beginning of the character, it still needs to be fleshed out.

I’ve thought that it might form a basis for an experiment. 

What would happen if you created three characters with equal qualifications and ages and the only difference between them was their social media feeds? Two characters interests overlap, differing in only, say their opinions about Trump. One is Rabid and the other isn’t actually a supporter but isn’t as much of a hater. One mentions how much they don’t like Antifa rallies and the other attends. The third character has no social media presence at all.

Would there be a measurable difference in their rate of interviews? 

If a demonstrable bias could be seen, could that bias be used to get back to a real hiring process instead of something akin to prom queen voting?

I doubt it.

Which is why I normally think about stuff like this in the wee hours of the night when I’m trying to bore myself back to sleep.

I’m thinking I’m going to tell the resume people that I’m not pleased. I don’t think I got equivalent value for the money. The more I look at this, the more it fills me with revulsion.

… improve organizational resilience, posture, and management …

Ugh!

However, I have gained a greater insight into why so many of the memos and “important notifications” at my previous company read like a poorly abridged thesaurus vomited on the page.

The feature I’m enjoying most in IOS 13 is call blocking…

ThinkstockPhotos-533519041.jpgI work on a simple premise.

If you’re a professional person and you get someone’s voicemail, You leave a voice mail. A professional says who they are, who they represent, and leaves a call back number and extension. It’s a simple equation, it worked for decades before we had cellphones. 

The same goes for someone who knows me. If you have legitimate business either as a friend or in a professional capacity you’ll leave a message.

So with IOS 13 I have the ability to route anyone and everyone that I don’t know directly to voicemail. With the flip of a single switch I have silence in my home. 

Spam call 700pxThe phone lets me know that a call came in and was sent to voicemail, but if the caller didn’t bother to actually leave a message I don’t give a shit.

If I do know you, and you’re calling from a number that I have associated with you, the phone rings you right on through. This is the single feature in IOS 13 that I’m most pleased with.

Unfortunately due to my job search and my recent mistake with the insurance quote (Read about it here) my phone number has gotten a little too public. In the days leading up to the release of IOS 13 my phone was ringing off the hook (An outdated phase) and every single call was someone trying to sell me something in the breathless rapid fire staccato of a used car salesman.

In the case of the Job search it’s usually someone mumbling in terrible English from Mumbai. In their case, it’s about a great opportunity for a one month contract on the other side of the country that must be filled immediately. Usually the mumbler has no idea that three people from other, “Fastest Growing Job Placement firms” before them have called with the exact same “Fantastic” opportunity that pays 9.99 an hour.

Don’t take that the wrong way, 9.99 an hour is income, but that wouldn’t come close to paying for the hotel room for a one month contract, and wouldn’t cover the health insurance or car rental. You may be thinking well, you wouldn’t need a car if you stayed in walking distance of the job site. That thought, is 100% true, and I’d love to walk to work.

Until you consider that most Hotels close to business centers are 199.00 or more a night so you have to think about either living in a no-tell motel that rents by the hour or you’re going to be well away from the business center you’re working in. Buses or subways might work but generally speaking mass transit in the country often isn’t an option. 

And lets not forget about the plane fare leaving today from LAX with no advance purchase, to say Connecticut. That ALONE could change the job situation into one where you’re essentially paying the employer to go work for them.

I like that I’m not having to give a geography lesson to mumblers who have no idea where I am in relation to where they’re trying to shoe-horn me. 

That single switch is a great filter. Someone not leaving a voice mail says they’re not legitimate. Whatever they’re selling is bullshit.

The phone still logs all the calls and shows you the number, and where possible, the originating city. Albeit the originating city has become almost worthless because SPAMMERs often fake out the phone system to look like they’re coming from a city local to you.

Eliminating the Phone SPAM is bliss.

I have no doubt that the SPAMMERs will change their tactics. They’ll start leaving voice mail like professionals. But that little switch allows me to once again have control over my life and phone. I’m not having to wonder if the next call I answer is legitimate or bullshit.

Perhaps in it’s way, that little switch will force some professionalism back into our society. Perhaps that switch will bring back a little courtesy and decorum in our expectations when we make a phone call. 

Imagine the effect it’s going to have on the election cycle. No more dumbassed surveys or polls. Who knows, it might even reduce the need for new phone numbers. After all if businesses start calling from one phone number instead of 20 different numbers we might actually answer the call because we recognize the business as someone we actually deal with.

Time will tell, but now I’m not thinking about changing my phone number after I get a new job.

So if you call me and get routed to voicemail, leave a message. I’ll call you back when I have a minute.

And ADT is OUTTA here!

adt_logo.jpgFor 10 years I’ve had ADT security.

It’s been an okay system and provides a slight… Well, negligible discount on the homeowner’s insurance.

However of late, there’ve been some incidents that are completely unacceptable.

Their application is horrendously slow to connect with the control panel. So while they say you can control the Alarm from your phone, and you can… It’s crazy slow and sometimes just won’t connect. So while I used to rely on the application to turn the alarm on and off from the car, I can’t anymore.

Well, I can… if I’m willing to wait for the system to connect and all that. There have been times when I’ve waited in the driveway 5 minutes or more and finally got frustrated, got out of the car, and disarmed the alarm manually from the main console. Then gone back out to the car to open the dang garage.

This didn’t used to be the case but it’s gotten much worse over the past 2 years.

Then there’s the Alarm panel bitching and complaining that it’s lost connection with the monitoring station, (Always at 2 AM) If this happens the damn alarm will go off every 10 minutes and most recently the “Support” people were completely unable to resolve the issue or tell me how to turn the damn thing off so I could get some sleep.

Then mysteriously, everything started working again. Huh… You’d think there’d be a way for me to tell the system all is well and I’ll deal with your issues tomorrow.

Since the application doesn’t work reliably, you’re forced to use the keyfob remote. Don’t even get me started about changing the batteries. On more than one occasion, changing the battery has resulted in the keyfob ceasing to function. In those situations ADT wants to charge you for a new fob, and you have to have a service call to program the new one.

The fob has four buttons. Clockwise from the left, the buttons are Arm Stay, Arm Away, Disarm, and the “Golden” button is Panic alarm. 

This layout is, I suppose logical, except that if you’re trying to get the keyfob out of your backpack and/or in a hurry, it’s far too easy to press that damn panic alert button. Sometimes if the keyfob is in your pocket a key will press the panic alert button. 

Either way, no matter how quickly you call the ADT people you’ve got a crazy situation and not once in recent years have they been able to call the police to cancel the panic.

Last night was a prime example. I’m in the car, the keys are in my backpack, I’ve just sat for an hour on a closed freeway due to an accident and in my haste to get home to take a leak, I opened the garage door without disarming the alarm first. Realizing my mistake I’m on the phone to ADT within a minute and I mean literally within 60 seconds.

Call one, ADT answers… Hangs up, Call two ADT answers hangs up… Call three ADT answers shitty connection, I’m telling the lady to cancel the police. She collects the requisite security information and puts me on hold. After a couple of minutes she says that she can’t cancel the police. I ask her why. She says that the police are called immediately and that too much time has passed.

I say what? Not 10 minutes have passed and the police have radio.

Then she lies to me!

She says that ADT called me and got no answer. I say they didn’t, and I’m talking to her on the only phone I have. Then I pull up the phone log to check. Sure enough, only my outbound calls to ADT are listed in the phone log, there are no incoming phone calls from ADT. 

Uhh WRONG Answer!

My next question is what does it take to terminate ADT.

She tells me that can’t be done until Monday.

So Monday I’m calling to cancel the service.

There are other similar services that are cheaper and better rated. Simple equation! 

So I’m waiting for the police to show up.

At 11:45 PM I get a call, first one, from ADT. It’s a different lady who’s following up. Okay, I tell her the situation and that I’m not pleased. I also ask her if the police are actually coming or if they’ve been told they don’t need to come. She’s surprised that the police haven’t shown up yet.

She checks and says apparently the police were cancelled. Okay great! I thank her for following up and wish her a good evening.

At 12:15 AM Aliens landed in front of my house.

A police cruiser is sitting outside with the spotlights on the front of my place. I’m still up anyway so I’ve got lights on in the house and I’m listening to music to relax before I try to go to bed.

I walk out on the front deck and realize the officer may not have a clear view of me, The cruiser lights are only illuminating the lower portion of the house. I tell the officer, “Wait a minute, let me turn on some lights so you can see me” I step back inside and flip on the exterior lights then go meet the officer in the driveway.

I apologize for the unnecessary trip and explain to him that ADT had been told to cancel the call. I pull out my wallet and give him my ID. 

He was very nice about it. I told him the police are welcome at anytime to park in my driveway, they needn’t park on the street. I shake his hand and he hands me back my ID. I felt really bad about the un-necessary drive he had to make. He had other more pressing matters, I’m sure.

He was very nice and professional, but did say that ADT rarely calls them to cancel anything. I find that interesting, I’d have invited him for coffee but since he was on duty I doubt he’d have taken me up on it.

I’d no sooner finished with the officer, than my phone displayed an email from ADT saying that there’d been an alarm. The email timestamp on their email is 11:39, it arrived at 12:16… Say What????

Still no sign of the original phone calls from ADT. Clearly they had the right number, otherwise the second lady couldn’t have called me.

So ADT is being fired for the following;

  • Misinformation
  • Not doing their jobs in a reasonable way
  • Flat out lying

In point of fact, ADT should have replaced the alarm control system as part of routine maintenance. The unit is 10 years old. They’ve never come back to do any kind of tune up, unless I badgered them into it. They’ve been difficult to deal with over the years and I find myself asking why am I paying them to be incompetent?

So I won’t.

Ya know… I’m gonna go be an alien hunter

Yep, I’m going to go start hunting Aliens.

Not with the purpose of proving that life exists on other worlds it probably does, and who cares, but with the purpose of Spaceship jacking the little bastards!

Greta1It’s time for me to get the hell off this rock and maybe check back in a hundred years or so. By that time perhaps most of the jackasses will have offed themselves or each other.

I’ve decided on this course of action because in part, of the following:

  • Panicked tearful women talking to presidential candidates saying, “I thought I was gonna die when he was elected…”
  • Hyper emotional Children scolding the impotent fucking UN.
  • Sourpuss sore losers making grandiose and hollow gestures to impeach a President
  • Crazy fuckers blowing each other up over, of all things religion?
  • Endless demands/hearings for answers about how we came to be in a myriad of situations, instead of fixing the situations. Who cares how/why we got here? We learned it was a mistake, now change direction and move on. 

170302 nancy pelosi mn 1820 a91099034828eb04d939d6458129588b nbcnews ux 2880 1000You have got to be fucking kidding me, this is what humanity has come to? Well fuck this!

Better to die in the silence of interstellar space than continue to read about, or be visually / aurally assaulted 24/7 by what has to be the stupidest shit in the galaxy. 

If I’m able to jack a spaceship…. Then I can perhaps find a nice planet where the inhabitants are more evolved. 

BomIf in fact we were “Seeded” here by an advanced alien race (as some ancient alien researchers believe), when they come back you can bet your ass they’re going to sterilize the planet and start over.

“Well Humans, you had your shot… you fucked it up and now we’re gonna end this failed experiment and try again. Yeah dumb asses, Earth is nothing more to us than a petrie dish and we’re going to flush this mess.”

RwUzgWtThen they boil the oceans, flame all the land masses gamma sterilize the planet, and come back in 100,000 years, with better genetic material to try again.

Of course the minute a huge assed starship parked in high orbit above the planet, all Humanity would stop their petty bullshit, look up in fear & wonder, then demand answers from their politicians about why this was allowed to happen.

Based on evidence right here on planet Earth, mass extinction events happen and guess what? The planet spins on! Dinosaurs, assuming any of them became self aware, (Raptors sure look like they were heading that way) must’ve thought they were hot shit, then they were gone. 

This planet could be hit at any minute by a Gamma Burst from a dying star, all life would end in a twinkling.

2 10 14 WVPA Clean Water HearingA billion years later, life would probably start over. That’s the nature of life, it’s happened before and will probably happen again. So what the hell do you do about it? Live in fear or prepare?

We don’t know which direction Climate change will take us, we only know the climate is changing and it’s such a big chaotic system that our predictions over the past 40 years have been laughably incorrect.

So what do you do? 

Blue Debuts at Raptor Encounter in Islands of AdventureOne thing at a time… reduce your personal pollution. Make changes where and when you can. Make preparations to accommodate short term issues like flood, fire, earthquake, and be responsible for yourself. Pass from this life with a clear conscience that you personally did your best to live without leaving a mess, and that you did your best to clean up messes as you encountered them. Whatever the global climate does, when you draw your last breath at least know that you minimized your impact on it.

We know our political system is a mess, we know that our representatives (Globally) do not represent the interests of the average person. We know for a fact that people in power will always do whatever it takes; (including, but not limited to, riots, massacres, war, or economic collapse,) to remain in power. That includes religious leaders, by the way… so get physically involved. (Not Facebook or Twitter involved) Oh yeah, twerking in the middle of the street doesn’t count either. The only people you’re annoying by doing that are the very same people that you want on your side. Uh newsflash, they’re not likely to be on your side if you make them late to work, or piss them off with your stupidity. You want to make a point? Vote! Initiate recalls of shitty politicians. If you must twerk, try it in the capitol rotunda. Then it’s more likely you’ll be inconveniencing the people whose attention you’re after.

What you absolutely don’t do is live in fearful apoplexy. In fact, put aside the fear, put on your big human panties and get your shit together!

There are literally tons of issues to work on. Pick one! But don’t be an asshole about it.

So get to fucking work!  Try something new, come up with a better plan. Make things better instead of whatever the hell we’re doing now.

Full0001My plan is to spacejack the first Alien I encounter and hoist the Jolly Roger!

Arrrrr!