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Hmm. I’m not sure if this is a selling point for the Democrats or not.

Planned Parenthood Chicago 640x480.I saw an article this morning the made me laugh. 

Planned Parenthood is offering free neutering and abortions, although they might as well offer spaying services too, during the Democrat National Convention. When I read the headline All I could think of was free sterilization clinic for dogs and cat offered by the county.

Here’s the link…

Planned Parenthood to Offer Free Vasectomies, Abortions During DNC 

As a guy, I’m not sure that’s something I’d want to have done while I was attending a convention. I have it on good authority that getting snipped isn’t that big a deal however, I’ve also been told that for the first day or two after the procedure you just want to sit or lie comfortably with an ice pack, maybe a beer and some of your favorite junk food.

Not being a woman, I can’t speak to having an abortion. I do however wonder if after say, six abortions, perhaps as a benefit to society the woman in question should be spayed. Some people would call that harsh, I call it practical. It save the woman from having to go through the procedure again and again. In some cases it save the taxpayer money.

I suspect that some of the more gender confused Democrats might decide to “have” a procedure not intended for, or appropriate to their biological gender, so they can feel more included. That should be an interesting headline. “Biological Woman offended that doctors won’t perform vasectomy on her.” 

I really started laughing about it when I thought about the neutering/spaying a Democrat angle. That would probably be something that would boost Republican convention attendance. If you could bring someone and check them in for the procedure, while you attended the convention.

“Bring your complaining, whiny ‘Karen’ Democrat neighbors to the RNC. Be a responsible neighbor and insure that Democrats don’t breed. Bonus! Act now & they’ never complain about your Trump sign, MAGA hat, You not wearing a mask, or NRA stickers again!“

That’s really harsh. I think the concept of Planned Parenthood doing this at the DNC is pretty fucked up. It makes the Democrats seem somehow worse than they already do, but I’m not sure I can put a finger on why that is. 

It’s like with the Abortion thing they’re celebrating death. Then you add the vasectomy component and it’s like they’re saying, “Put an end to the species while you’re at it.” Add a few wars, people struggling to put food on the table, the gender madness, and it really seems like death and destruction is all they’re offering.

I see no “hope” there, I see no “forward” with Democrat policies except into the abyss.

Perhaps I’m being unfair. When I decided to leave the Republican Party years ago, I looked at the Democrat Party and found I was as revolted by their policies as I was by the Republican Party. They really were like two halves of the same coin, neither offered anything substantially beneficial except intrusive governance and ever expanding government.

The Democrats expand the government rapidly until the people say, “STOP” by voting them out. Then the Republicans come in and manage the newly expanded government BUT they never reduce the size to the previous level.

It really is a “Same Shit Different Day” situation.

Until recently, I thought of Democrats as normal folks who thought differently about certain things than I did. I disagreed fundamentally, but I still saw them as people like me. Average folks, just trying to get through their day, have a nice life, and some modicum of peace & quiet.

Now when you say “Democrat” to me, I picture someone, uninformed, fat, with blue hair, enough metal in their face to make clearing a riot possible with an electro magnet, screeching obscenities about nonsensical “wrongs” that haven’t been real problems for at least two decades, dumpster fires of people with no functional abilities, who scream louder when backed into a logical corner if asked to explain how they’re oppressed, carrying Palestinian flags with Queers for Palestine placards.

In other words I see howling lunatics. If they were dogs roving the streets frothing at the mouth as they do We’d be calling animal control to put them down as possibly rabid.

I can tell you this. As a man I wouldn’t go near a planned parenthood clinic for a vasectomy, even if it was free. Those people are out of their damn minds and I don’t want any of them near my dick with a sharp object. I’ll go to a recommended urologist!

Somehow I expect to hear in a comedy routine, 

“Wow I went to the DNC convention and all I got was this vasectomy.”

“I really miss my balls… What? They shouldn’t have cut my balls off? I was wondering how they were going to reverse it if I decided I wanted kids.”

“I guess I should’ve known something was wrong when they didn’t even give me a T-Shirt!”

“Huh that explains why there were only white guys in the recovery room I was in, and we all had the same procedure. I kept thinking the Black guys and Mexicans were tough bastards the way they were dancing out of their recovery room.”

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The best they have to offer? I think we deserve more!

Kamala Harris Tim Walz Campaign Event Laughing.I’ve been watching the Harris / Walz campaign. I can’t help thinking, “If this is the best they have to offer, we’re in real trouble.”

Normally, I wouldn’t pay much attention to a dumpster fire like the Democrat presidential campaign.  I pretty much ignored the Biden / Harris Campaign in 2020.

Honestly, I didn’t think Biden had a chance in Hell of winning. That campaign was just soooo stupid! People at rallies in little rings? It was a campaign that looked like the candidate was terrified of setting foot outside.

U.S. Sen. Kamala Harris speaks at L.A.s Families Belong Together March 02-scaled-e1723555079172.Americans typically don’t vote for fearful / timid candidates. We favor the Bold. It was laughable that Biden could win at all. Then he did…

Or rather we were told he won in a “Fair and Secure” election. That Fair and secure line got overused to the point that it crossed over from being a statement of apparent fact, to being pure propaganda. Just as the phrases “election denier”, and later “Antivaxers”

Saying a catch phrase a few times when it is relevant to the news report is one thing, pounding the phrase into the public psyche is quite another. After a while it seemed as if news pieces were being constructed however awkwardly, so that the emotional catch phrase could be incorporated instead of articles simply reporting what happened.

I have no doubt that Kamala is going to “Win” this election. She and Walz are laughably bad. If this was a television show they’d be comedy gold. But it’s not. 

Tim Walz Bagram.I also believe with all my heart that the political machine in Washington D.C. will engineer the election results to Kamala’s benefit. I don’t believe that it’s just the Democrats either, It’s literally everyone in Washington from the lowest level bureaucrats, to the highest levels of elite politicians & well into the wealthy powerful lobbyists, actually pulling a lot of the strings.

Those people in power have painted themselves into a corner. They’ve gotten addicted to the power but forgot that their positions were supposed to be temporary. Now they have no choice but to keep Kamala in the White House. They’re literally fighting for their cushy overpaid jobs and hoping that by keeping Kamala for 2 terms, they’ll have managed 12 years total in their parasitic useless jobs.

Remember Kamala dropped out of the 2020 race because she couldn’t garner enough interest even from people in her own home state.

There was a time when I thought something this obscene would generate a reaction from the American people. It might, particularly on November 6th when Kamala is declared the winner of the election. (Actual votes notwithstanding.)

I’m losing faith that the subjugated, shamed American citizen will say a word. Decades of telling Americans that we’re xenophobic, sexist, and racist, making us all feel ashamed of who we are and our national identity have taken their toll.

We’ve been hammered on by internal & external forces who, for their self interests, wanted America to believe the worst of ourselves, so they could have the moral high ground while bleeding us dry of money and resources. Their constant haranguing worked. About 1/2 of our population believes that America and Americans are pieces of shit.

This self loathing is evident on the streets of our nation daily. Look at any of the protests “beautifying our cities streets”. What do you see? People who in their non-conformity are in fact conformists. People who are trying to emulate pictures of the hippy movement but whose reasons for protest appear to be radically different.

Hippys wanted us out of the Vietnam war specifically, and for us to stop interfering in other countries generally. Protestors today seem to want us in some wars and out of others, but there’s no clear message other than “aren’t we cool mutilating our bodies, so we’re more non-conformist yet conforming.” 

I saw a photo the other day where 5 or 6 female to male trans “things” were showing their symbol of solidarity. A close up of hands holding syringes of testosterone. Ooooh what a powerful symbol of strength.

Yes, you’re dependent on weekly injections of a synthetic drug manufactured in China whose supply could be disrupted at any time, to make you “feel” like you’re in control and “a Man”. Good job! 

Ladies… One thing, Men, real Men don’t have injection parties. Even if we’re doing HRT, or steroids to bulk up, we’re not typically getting together with a bunch of our best buddies to shoot up.

Yet another item among many others that women don’t understand about men, it’s why trans women are telegraphing to us constantly, they’re not men. In fact that opening falsehood is, I think what turns men off and causes us to close ranks in our social groups, to exclude female to male trans whatsits.

Gay men often notice the same thing when they come out. The men that they grew up with, the men that were their friends for years, sometimes have a real problem that their “Good Friend, or Best Friend” lied about something so basic as not being interested in tits & ass. It’s a betrayal, and it cuts deep. Sometimes too deep. In that case, the gay man finds his circle of friends greatly diminished or gone entirely.

Before I digress too far from my original point…

The point is, men don’t like liars. We shun them, we don’t trust them, we usually don’t associate with them and make no apologies about it.

In politics we have a concentration of liars, almost like they’ve collected in Washington D.C. because they were unwelcome everywhere else.

Harris and Walz may be the epitome of liars. Harris changes her opinion like the wind, or like a $20 hooker you slip an extra $5 to so she tells your buddy he’s the biggest and best she’s ever had.

Tdy anne gore 160523.social share 1200x630 center-314011501.Walz has credibility problems not the least of which is his sort of “dirty exit” from the National Guard. Yes, he served for 24 years. Good. Great! But people that served with him from his unit, and even a Chaplin say he wasn’t a good commander. 

Walz has been called out on his misrepresentation of his military career in the past. He is apparently fond of “embellishing” his service record.

He chose to retire while he knew something was up regarding deployment. After 24 years in the National Guard, if he couldn’t or didn’t recognize the familiar pre-deployment pattern of resources being allocated to his unit, he didn’t deserve to be in his position. So I don’t buy the line that he didn’t know what was happening.

Senator Vance official portrait. 118th Congress.In contrast, JD Vance was a Marine, and did deploy to Iraq for 6 months as a Combat Correspondent. (Interestingly former Vice President Al Gore deployed to Vietnam for 6 months as an Army Correspondent.) Neither of them embellished or claimed higher rank than they’d achieved. It looks like Walz may have claimed higher rank than was actually granted.

The few people in D.C. who speak the truth and are actually there to do good not for themselves but for the people they’re representing are hated and reviled by almost everyone else in D.C.

In other words Washington D.C. has become a complete inversion of most of the rest of the country.

From this viewpoint, Harris and Walz are the perfect candidates.

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Not to be on a run of bitching, BUT…

I know, there’s a lot of really important stuff to be worried, or complain about.

This one has been growing to the point that I’m not sure if it’s just me being overly sensitive or if this is a real problem that all of us face and should be resolved.

Packaging! 

Everything we get is packaged in something. From the atomic bomb resistant packaging of a set of batteries, to the chicken pot pie we’ve got in our freezers. (It’s comfort food! So sue me!)

Everything is sealed and puncture resistant. But a fair amount of these items have “Easy open” strips or perforations that are supposed to allow us to tear along the perforation and gain access to the product inside. Hopefully this happens without requiring a thermal lance burning at 10,000° F.

But lately, none of the “Easy Open” features work properly. Resealable packages with the helpful “Tear Here” strips often don’t open, or when using the “Tear Here” strip, the resealable bit is damaged beyond usability. (This is why you’ll find frozen chicken strips, in their original bag prominently declaring the package resealable, inside a Ziplock Bag in my freezer.) 

Even the perforated pull strip on the butter doesn’t work anymore. It’s gotten to the point that I don’t even try. I’ll tear the end of the carton of butter completely off rather than frustrating myself with tearing a strip off.

Oh, I’d like to be able to pull the little strip, expose the little tongue & groove closure, and be able to use it to keep the butter closed and neat looking in the fridge.

However is shouldn’t take me 3 minutes of tearing the strip off, cleaning up the failure of the strip to open the package, working a knife into the carton flaps to neatly open the package, then still being unable to access the butter inside, from which I’ll have to peal wax paper too.

These days, my butter package looks like it was mauled by a bear.

Aluminum Foil and plastic wraps seem to be experiencing similar packaging troubles.

Microwave popcorn bags used to be easily opened by grabbing opposing corners and pulling. That method works about 65% of the time today. The remaining 35% of the time, popcorn gets blasted all over the kitchen.

I can do without microwave popcorn and have done for a while now.

Don’t get me started on the “Coin” style batteries. Opening the outer and inner packaging requires the sharpest set of scissors in the house followed by a blowtorch to get through the inner packaging, topped off by a sharp blade to scrape the protective plastic coating from the positive side of the battery prior to installation.

God help you if the batteries in question powered a pacemaker or something ‘cause you’d be dead on the kitchen floor!

It is for this reason that I never bring more than one coin type battery device online per day. If I had to change five “2016 type” batteries in a single day I’d probably end up stabbing myself multiple times, out of sheer frustration.

I have to say the Bubba Angus burgers cardboard zip strip does work as designed.

The thing is, all of these packaging methods used to work properly.

It’s getting harder to rip open the top of a bag of chips without having it explode all over the kitchen. 

That used to be a simple thing. Grab both sides of the bag, pull in opposite directions and the bag would open along the thermal seal.

Not anymore! Somehow the thermal seal is stronger than the surrounding mylar reinforced bag and I’ve found that instead of applying 100,000 Newtons of force (22,480 Pounds), it’s just easier and neater to use a set of kitchen shears.

Back to the pot pie. It has been literally 9 years since I’ve had a Marie Calendar’s pot pie open along the perforations. You’ve got to take the top of the carton off of one of these no matter how you’re heating it up.

There are very convenient tabs on either side of the carton that say “push here”. These usually pop as expected provided the cheap cardboard carton doesn’t collapse before the perforation gives way. The real challenge is after the tabs.

This is the long angled perforation on either side of the carton that never tears properly. It’s so near the edge of the carton that you can’t really use a knife to open it because the carton will most assuredly crush, leaving you with the need to reheat the potpie on a plate if in the microwave or on a cookie sheet if you’re using an oven.

The way these cartons are manufactured is obviously about them being only slightly more rigid than tissue paper. Hey, Marie Calendar’s why not simply wrap the potpie in nuclear capable plastic overwrap and forego the carton entirely? Why continue to frustrate people with a shitty carton that doesn’t work as designed?

Better yet, since we know that 99% of all this packaging is about preventing certain elements in society from spoiling or stealing the contents. How about we go back to the old packaging that wasn’t frustrating and simply shoot anyone caught screwing around with packaged goods?

“Cleanup on aisle 8, this one’s a bleeder bring two mops!“

We seem to be comfortable with suggesting or doing heinous things “For the Greater Good” these days. Removing the shittier parts of society would definitely be for the Greater Good wouldn’t it?

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I Hate Chihuahuas!

I’m in favor of the Chihuahua breed to be banned, and fed directly into a wood chipper.

520452 chihuahua dog dogs.Give me a Pit bull versus a Chihuahua any day. At least a Pit bull doesn’t wag its tail like it’s all friendly then start snapping.

Every freaking encounter I’ve had with a Chihuahua from boyhood to literally today. They wag their tail and act all friendly then when you, or in today’s case Jesse was close enough to bite they started snapping. 

Two of these little fucking dogs would not let Jesse and I pass on the road, during our walk today.

I was going to try to pass through them but they started snapping at Jesse’s feet and my ankles. I really did think about just fucking stomping them & kicking their carcasses into the wash. 

Chihuahuas are the only dog that has consistently bitten me throughout my whole damn life.

The only other dog bite I’ve ever had was from a half blind German Shepard who bit me coming over the fence into his yard. Poor guy probably just saw a dark blur and thought I was a threat. He didn’t even break the skin, a little bruising but no punctures. Afterwards though, we ended up being great friends. I think he really felt bad about it when he figured out I was a young human.

Much as I try to stay away from Chihuahuas and honestly their owners, (who more often than not are irresponsible pet owners anyway,) the little fuckers always seem to get a piece of me.

It wouldn’t be a problem if I could treat them like the annoying nuisances they are, and kill them like biting flies or mosquitoes. But there are all kinds of animal cruelty laws and I’m sure that I’d be the bad guy for popping a Chihuahuas head under my boot.

For years, I’ve thought the breed was probably okay, it was the owners that didn’t train them properly. Now I’m not so sure. They’re overly aggressive always. They’re loud, irritating, territorial beyond all boundaries for their size, and just fucking annoying.

One of the little fuckers bit Jesse today. Fortunately it didn’t have the strength in its jaws to draw blood. Jesse wasn’t amused in the least and once he realized these things were not wagging their tails in friendship he was very confused. Fortunately, he’s got really quick reflexes so after the first bite these two pieces of shit never touched him again.

For a moment or two I really weighed the risk/reward of letting him off leash. I don’t know if he would have simply led them down into the wash and left them trapped there for another predator, or killed them. I also considered trying to get them to follow Jesse and I across the bridge into the construction zone near the main road, or better yet into the wilderness area that Jesse has, of late, not wanted to enter.

His reluctance is probably due to a predator or predators. But two tasty morsels offered up might buy Jesse and I safe passage until next spring.

In the end we managed to back up to a point that they lost interest. They were 1/2 mile from where they live when they finally decided to leave us alone so that I could check Jesse to see if he’d been hurt.

Even then, 1/2 mile is a long way for such a small dog whose owners I’ve seen around. One owner is fat as a house and the other is on a walker even though she’s not that old, just obese. It’s not likely they’d come looking or would be able to come looking. But these days you never know who might be pointing an unwelcome camera at you for TikTok likes or some shit.

It was that last bit that prevented me from taking action.

I honestly think that Chihuahuas are dangerous. The danger is that people look at them as “Cute, silly little dogs that can’t do much damage.” They shouldn’t be allowed to do ANY damage, but since it’s minimal, people look the other way. A Chihuahua is unlikely to kill a human unless the human is an infant or toddler and the Chihuahua was part of a pack of Chihuahuas. 

That doesn’t mitigate the harm them biting someone, or another dog, causes. Had Jesse been injured I’d have been the one paying the Vet bill. Again, irresponsible owners.

Regardless of their size, they’re still dogs. In fact they were hunting dogs for, I think, the Aztecs? I forget what they hunted but it was something that lived underground and Chihuahuas could chase it from its burrow.

I guess part of the reason I hate the Chihuahuas so much is that even if they’re attacking you, you’re the one that looks like a cruel person if you hurt one. They’re duplicitous start to finish. They’ll appear friendly then turn on you, they’re small so kicking one or killing one make you the bad guy. Worst of all, they’re always loud, yappy, and poorly trained. I have yet to see a Chihuahua obey the commands of its owner.

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Well, For Once he wasn’t wrong…

There’s an article in Breitbart that caught my attention.

Biden on Quitting: Dem Colleagues Thought ‘I Was Going to Hurt Them’ in the Election

“President Joe Biden said on “CBS Sunday Morning” that he opted to not to seek reelection because his colleagues in the “House and Senate thought that I was going to hurt them” in the November election.”

I’m sure that even this was carefully written out for Joe to read on air for CBS.

755cd5be 2ec8 46ca bf5c a78718c5f6b7 GettyImages 1151452810_1.The trouble is that he and Kamala have done the damage already. I’ve said in these pages Kamala could possibly win, simply because she’s a colored woman. (I had to put it the old Southern way, just ‘cause.) From one perspective, you could see Kamala as the old colored cleaning woman brought in to clean up the mess the Biden Administration has made of the Democrat party.

Negating the fact that Kamala had a hand in making the mess, nominating her for the Presidency  goes a long way toward being able to paint the Democrat party optics as “Moving forward, and very progressive,” when the reality is Istockphoto 1324853644 612x612.just using Kamala’s gender and skin color to get female and black votes.

Her vapidness,  incompetence, and complete un-likability, are completely irrelevant.

She’s not going to be puling the strings in her own administration, any more than Biden has been making the decisions in his.

It’s clear what’s wanted by the powers that be is a figurehead, nothing more, the dumber the better, as long as they’re “Pretty” or meet specific demographic requirements.

Trump is a threat, Kennedy more so. Trump sees things through the lens of business. His thinking is, “everything is a deal and every problem can be solved by the correct application of profit acquisition, who ever you’re negotiating with just needs to see how the deal benefits them.”

Trumps view is not incorrect or necessarily bad, in my opinion. He’s a guy that’s smarter at business and deals than I am.

That’s obvious, otherwise we’d be having a discussion about Me running against Kamala Harris.

Kennedy on the other hand is really, really, smart. Someone like Kennedy could horrifically fuck up the plans of whatever actors are moving behind the scenes.

African american maid 1942 african american 13214217.I think that’s why the Biden Administration kept denying him secret service protection. I’d have been very saddened but unsurprised if the assassination attempt on Trump had been successful, I believe Kennedy would have had some kind of “accident” just a few days later.

It’s a lot easier to “Hillary” someone if they don’t have secret service protection. As it turns out, secret service protection might not be all it’s cracked up to be anyway.

As all the negative information, obvious fuck ups, and flat out obfuscation about the Secret Service’s role, or lack thereof in the Trump assassination attempt comes out, I’m sad to realize that the movie franchise “Olympus has Fallen, London has Fallen, and Angel has Fallen” is officially dead except as a comedy franchise.

Black maids hollywood hattie mcdaniel.Who knows? Perhaps all future tales of “The President and Secret Service” will give us a new Abbott & Costello, Keystone Cops, Naked Gun, or Police Academy, series of movies.

I digress…

Now that Joe has spoken true words publicly, I’m sure his deal with Satan is about to come due.

Perhaps we could have some fun making Kamala memes dressing her up as old time black maids and putting her in the Whitehouse doing nothing but cleaning.