Ohhhh I’m SOOO Scared!

These things are sooo damn funny.

Especially since;

a) I have nothing to hide

b) I haven’t been anywhere like the kinds of sites this jackass is claiming I’ve been to. Maybe XHamster once in the past 3 to 6 months.

c) I don’t typically rub one out in front of my computer. My office is a complete mess so if this jackass thinks that’s a nice setup he’s an absolute pig.

d) Even if I did rub one out in front of the computer I’d have put that shit up on OnlyFans.

I suppose I could report it to the FBI but their form demands a lot of information that honestly they don’t need. My name, my email address, and a phone number is about it.

Their form on the other hand wants my physical and mailing address, age, and a whole bunch of other stuff that looks like they’re building something other than getting information necessary to fight cyber crime.

I’ve reported stuff to the FBI in the past and this new form is excessive. Meaning that folks are probably not likely to fill it out, because why would they? The sender of this email is the criminal, yet the FBI make it seem like you’re being the one interrogated.

I can tell you that it looks like the email originates in Buffalo, NY. However the message is written by someone who may be a foreigner or someone who just copied a scary letter. There’s something about the construction that seems like it’s a translation. Perhaps AI generated???

Anyhoo here, for your entertainment is a scary threatening email. Now that I’m thinking about it, I’m gonna go rub one out. 

Have a great day.


You’re running out of time with each tick of the clock.

It’s important you pay attention to this message right now. Take a minute to relax, breathe, and really dig into it. ‘Cause we’re about to discuss a deal between you and me, and I ain’t playing games. You don’t know me however I know you very well and right now, you are thinking how, right?

Well, you’ve been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and clicking on links, stumbling upon some not-so-safe sites. I placed a Malware on a porn website and you visited it to watch(know what I mean?). When you were busy watching videos, your system initiated operating as a RDP (Remote Protocol) which provided me total control over your device. I can peep at everything on your screen, flick on your camera and mic, and you wouldn’t even notice. Oh, and I’ve got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic life for a while now. It is simply your misfortune that I came across your bad deeds. I invested in more days than I probably should have investigating into your data. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I’ve seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I’ve got footage of you doing filthy things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there’s the videos you were playing, and on the other half, it is you jerking off. With just a click, I can send this garbage to every single of your contacts.

Your confusion is clear, but don’t expect sympathy. Frankly, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and allow you to move on with your daily life and forget you ever existed. I will offer you two alternatives.

Option One is to turn a blind eye to this e mail. Let us see what is going to happen if you opt this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video was straight fire, and I can’t even fathom the embarrasement you’ll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that’s life, ain’t it? Don’t be playing the victim here.

Option 2 is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We will name it my “privacy tip”. Now Lets discuss what happens if you pick this option. Your dirty secret remains your secret. I will wipe everything clean once you send payment. You have to make the payment through Bitcoins only. I want you to know I’m aiming for a win-win here. My promises are non-negotiable.

Transfer Amount: USD 1500

My BTC Address w/o whitespaces: ♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️♾️ (I blanked it because there is no way in hell this fucker should even accidentally get money.)

Once you pay up, you’ll sleep like a baby. I keep my word.

Important: You now have one day to make the payment and I will only accept Bitcoins (I’ve a unique pixel in this message, and now I know that you have read this e mail). My system will catch that Bitcoin payment and wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Don’t even think about replying to this or negotiating, it’s pointless. The email and wallet are custom-made for you, untraceable. If I notice that you’ve shared or discussed this mail with someone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts. And don’t even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings. It’s pointless. I don’t make mistakes.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren’t as useless as they seem. I am waiting for my payment..


Sure, it was a PR stunt. But it was funny!

Okay, I admit it, I loved Trump working the fryer at McDonalds.

It also triggered a pseudo random train of thought, so buckle up buttercups! Y’all know I’m nuts.

So what if it was a PR stunt? It was nonetheless fun. If I lived in Philly I’d have gone to that drive thru and waited for however many hours it took, just to have the possibility of Trump handing me a Big Mac, Fries & a Coke.

Yes, RFK Jr. would no doubt have something to say about the health benefits of McDonalds food. Rightfully so, & I look forward to him cleaning up the chemical soup that our food has become. Nonetheless, he no doubt saw Trumps point over the weekend. Making America Healthy Again is something for after January 20th.

The pundits clutching their pearls about Trump working in McDonalds have all missed the point.

Trump was having fun, his supporters were having fun, and they were doing it at Kamala’s expense.

Wasn’t it Kamala who has invoked the image of the poor fry cook being harmed by Trumps economic policies? Wasn’t it she who said Trump had no idea what it was like to do menial work? Didn’t she herself say she’d worked at a McDonalds when she was younger? Although no evidence to support this claim has been uncovered as of yet.

Trump just hit her head on. I’d bet every single person in that McDonalds is voting for him.

Trump at the drivethu.Trump can say now that he too worked in a McDonalds, and the world has the receipts to prove it. He supposedly said, “I’ve worked in a McDonalds 15 minutes longer than she has.” This may, or may not, prove to be true but for the moment it stands. 

“So, all you pearl clutchers, now that Trump has worked at McDonalds in Philly. What else have you got to attempt to degrade / defile / defame / demean him with?”

Are you demanding a redux of “Dirty Jobs” With Trump as the host. Mike Rowe might have something to say about that, or he might say “What the hell”, grab a shovel and work shoulder to shoulder with Trump.


We know from the tree planting memorial at the White House on Oct 10th, that Kamala Harris has never used a shovel in her life. Apparently neither has her husband. That whole event was seriously awkward, and underscored for me the very thing this election has come to be about.

Our government is full of elitists that haven’t done a days physical labor in their lives. Yet these people claim to know what’s best for the majority of the laborers in this country.

That’s the real divide. It’s not about race, gender, or education. It’s about work and workers. It’s about how they feed their families, get to work, heat their homes, and meet their life goals.

Trump Are these done.Surely the pundits don’t think Trump wasn’t having conversations with those workers asking them about their lives, their hopes, and aspirations.

That’s Trumps secret sauce.

He is able to engage with normal average people. He’s a direct, rough speaking New York businessman. I could see him in his younger years shoveling on a construction site as easily as sitting behind a desk. I identify with him as someone who knows about a hard days physical labor.

That ability is something the abstruse Kamala can’t touch. If she speaks plainly, it’s to wag her finger at us in faux moral & intellectual superiority, putting us morons in our place. When she’s not speaking plainly she’s difficult to understand and it feels like she’s not telling the whole truth.

Obama just tried finger wagging with Black men accusing them of misogyny. It didn’t go over well. Black men are as screwed by Kamala extending the Biden / Harris policies for another 4 to 8 years as any White men. The problem isn’t about her being a woman President. It’s about shitty public policy that has clearly hurt us all.

The way I see it. After 10 years of noise and far too many, mostly false, sprinkled with factual, accusations, I no longer believe anything the news media says about Trump. Every word out of these peoples mouths is by definition misinformation, negative spin, or a flat out lie.

Kamala dropping back to something Trump supposedly did, as an answer for the Biden / Harris Administration failings is being seen for what it is. A smoke screen for her inability to answer unscripted questions or think on her feet.

I and I suspect the rest of America wonder, why the media has unilaterally been saying what they’ve been saying, and why do they always use the same exact words? Do their writers rooms only have one thesaurus between them?


We still don’t know for sure, but It looks very much like the State of New York is going to overturn the 34 felony convictions. If / when that happens it will be very interesting to see if Trump sues them for damages. You know, little things like restraint of trade, slander, libel, loss of income, and the interest on about half a billion dollars. I hope he charges the Fed rate in effect when he turned the money over.

Fun fact, New York prosecutors said Mar a Largo was worth 18 million dollars, which was a flat out lie, the comps showed that. The 18 million dollar valuation was their basis for charging him with fraud.

Mar a Largo brings in 50 million dollars per year. Business properties are valued by the raw value of the property, structures, fixtures, improvements, and by their brand recognition and revenue stream. Mar a Largo is a functional membership based golf course. New York prosecution, in order to make their case devalued the property & improvements and completely excluded the value of recurring memberships to the golf course. So tell me again how fairly those idiot prosecutors calculate property value. Crow all you want about 34 convictions.

When those convictions are overturned, I’m betting there will be a lot of attorneys from the New York prosecutors offices looking for jobs at McDonalds and hoping Biden forgives their student loans because their law degrees will be useless. At least now they’ll know how to run a fryer and Trump will be in the training videos.

Even if those convictions aren’t overturned. The damage is done.

Americans all over are asking, “What the Fuck?” People don’t trust the media, they’re not trusting the government, they’re starting to see that something is very wrong and asking questions, for which there are no answers forthcoming from the government. The latest DHS debacle via FEMA has thrown gasoline on the already flaming dumpster of immigration policy. It’s fortunate too. Because more Americans are asking very basic questions.

Why hasn’t FEMA been moving heaven and earth to help those stricken in the storm zone? How dare any government official say that the people in the damage area should have planned for a Hurricane? What? 300 miles from any coastline? Are you kidding me with that shit? Why do illegal aliens get phones, debit cards, and free housing and American Citizens get bent over by FEMA and fucked? Why does Ukraine get billions and billions of taxpayer dollars while folks in NC, GA, & TN get denied a $750 government loan? 

As long as people remain angry and keep questioning these things I think the “Machine”, whether Democrat, Republican, or something larger and more corrupt, will be forced to back off.

The only people still believing the lies are the blue haired, higher than fuck morons that think the Harry Potter universe is somehow real. There’re more average Americans than them. 


The threat I’m concerned about is ANTIFA and BLM. They’re the foot soldiers whose one job is to destabilize major cities. Were they to start rioting mid November if it looked like Trump won, they could cause martial law to be declared which might stop the transition of power on Jan 20th.

Believe me I won’t be surprised. At this point breath taking corruption is on display each and every day. The Democrat party at this point will “save democracy” by destroying democracy to maintain power & control.

Let’s say that Trump wins this election clean. Meaning with such an overwhelming number of votes that no amount of cheating would install Kamala without triggering a civil war. Further, let’s say that the New York convictions stand and Trump is disqualified from holding office.

Does that mean that JD Vance is installed as The President in similar fashion to Kamala’s installation as The Democratic candidate?

That would solve concerns over Trumps age expressed by some people. It would also put an end to the renewed demands for cognitive tests of Trump.

(Funny how those demands were dismissed by the media when they were directed at Biden, (and turned out to be needed,) but suddenly are unquestionably relevant with Trump.)

Trump is not campaigning from his basement. He’s out and about, interacting with the public and press. Unlike Biden or Kamala. Heck she isn’t keeping up with Trump, so who needs cognitive and physical fitness testing? 

Vance’s advantage is that he is young & strong. Vance is smart and tactical and he seems to resonate with average working class folks. Vance as The President would be interesting because as a former military man he’d be real sensitive to military misdeeds & misbehavior.

If Vance was The President I bet General Milley would shit himself, right before being taken to his Courts Martial, tried for treason, and serving as an example to other corrupt individuals in the Pentagon.

I digress but think Vllad the impaler’s punishment is too gentle and kind for that treacherous, traitorous, bastard Milley. That’s just my opinion and I could be wrong. 

It’s possible the “Machine” that’s been driving all this insanity for the past couple of decades, has been painted into a corner. It’s also possible that we could have 12 years of JD Vance.

If he’s a good President, that would be just about the right amount of time to burn the rot out of our government, arrest the criminals inside and outside the government sphere, and avoid a messy uprising.


Sorry for “Attention Deficiting” it today. The wild horses in my thought processes were all competing with equal vigor. At least it’s all kind of related.

 Have a great one.

I thought about letting it go, but Naaahhhh!

Two articles jumped out at me.

I know they’re only articles from Breitbart, so there are some people who would say, “Oh you can’t believe what they say! They’re conservative, and not from the main stream. They’re basically The Enquirer!

Yeah sure. They’re also right more than they’re wrong, also I don’t have to put up with endless annoying paywalls that block my reading the first paragraph of an article. So whatever.

Anyhoo, these two articles are unrelated in almost every way. 

MixCollage 17 Oct 2024 09 21 AM 3667 640x480.The first deals with a sudden increase of unaccompanied minors at Eagle Pass TX. The second deals with Swannanoa North Carolina, a town that was almost completely wiped out due to Hurricane Helene.

The unaccompanied minors story is shocking because some of the children are as young as 5. What the hell is that about? It looks like the CBP folks are taking care of the kids, many of whom have phone numbers either written on them, or they have phone numbers and addresses of relatives on slips of paper.

This whole border thing is a tragedy of the first order. I’m not heartless but I am mindful that lifeboats can only carry so many people before everyone drowns.

It costs between $250 & $750 a day to care for each one of these children. As of October 4, there are more than 6000 children being looked after. Even if you average the cost, per day, per child, over time the math is staggering.


IMG_0601 1 640x480.The second article about Swannanoa North Carolina is just sad.

The town is pretty much destroyed. Locals are living in the ruins of their homes or in tents on their ancestral land. I use that term because some of these folks have lived on these properties for 200 years or more.

They’re staying in tents for a couple of reasons. There’s no place for them to go locally. The nearest town is a 20 minute drive away (10-20 Miles?) and most of its businesses are closed. 

Hotels are charging $200 a night and are pretty much booked. These folks are in some cases staying on their lands, afraid their land could be seized. By whom the article doesn’t say, but the government is the most likely villain.

There’s a history in some of these small towns, of the government suits coming in telling the people they’ve gotta leave, and saying, “If you don’t like it, take it up in court”.

These people are generally dirt poor and can’t afford lawyers and protracted legal battles. That’s how the government wins & also why there are many unsolved disappearances of government representatives in those mountains.

The government via the IRS operates the same way. They’ve made things so complex that it’s easier to pay whatever they say you owe than to hire your own accountants, & tax attorneys, and fight for years in court after court blowing time and money. The government knows this, they plan on it, and since our government hates us and looks upon us as nothing more than assets to be fleeced when they want to engage in a war or whatever, they know they’ll generally win. The really annoying part of them winning is that they do it by spending our own money against us.

I digress a bit. As a Southerner I have a deep, deep, distrust of the federal government. I totally understand why these folks in NC would live in tents to protect their property. 

The article itself is about these people who have literally nothing left, mocking Kamala Harris & the Federal government over the “Generous” $750 per family assistance loans that FEMA is denying most of the time.

The mocking is over this: There is usually no, power, water, or internet, The stores are closed, these folks have lost their vehicles, so even if they were able to get to the nearest town they still wouldn’t be able to spend the “Assistance” because the next nearest town is in the same boat as they are.

Img EFS Imprinter 700px.Credit cards these days don’t work unless there’s power and internet access. Few, if any merchants have one of the old credit card imprint machines much less the receipt carbon stock. Not that they’d work since most cards these days don’t have the numbers embossed. It’s doubtful the employees would know that you can just write the card number on the carbon stock & get a signature.

Beyond that, a lot of folks might not even know how the old system worked, even if they do, I’d bet there are bank tellers who wouldn’t have a clue about processing a deposit bag with cash, checks, & credit card receipts.

But it’s richer. How are these people supposed to get the FEMA $750 credit card in the first place? They may not have mail delivery & even the post office is gone.


I know, you’re thinking, “Yeah, yeah, get to the point WWducat! So what, shits bad…”

Okay, here’s the point. 

CBP is spending in some cases $750 per day per child of taxpayer money with no expectation of being paid back. They’re literally giving the money away.

FEMA is offering, and most of the time denying, a one time, one year, loan of $750 per family to American survivors of a natural disaster. 

Secretary Mayorkas Official Photo.Both of these organizations track directly back to the Department of Homeland Security headed by Alejandro Mayorkas. A federal employee appointed by the Biden Harris Administration.

This is literally just one example of the complete disfunction of the federal government. I’m not suggesting that it’s all to be laid at the feet of the Biden / Harris regime. Some of the blame is surely theirs, but not all of it.

This kind of rot takes a long time to become entrenched and is exactly the kind of rot that needs to be burned out of our government.

This is a perfect example of why there is such growing fury on the part of the American People toward the government.

This is such blatant disparity it begs the questions; “What else is there? How much more waste and stupidity is yet to be found? How much of this kind of thing is generated by corruption? How much is criminal in nature and buried in layers of red tape?

You know, maybe the Southerners have a valid point. 

Never trust the revenuers, or them fancy suits from the government that sent ‘em.

That’s probably why most Southerners will never give up their guns.

Y’all FEMA boys have a nice day now, ya hear.