I’m beat to the bone!

I’ve picked up what I suppose is a cold. Whatever it is… It’s really unwelcome right now.

Last night I think I slept a maximum of 2 hours at a shot.

Today, I got my first cup of coffee then got the bright idea to kick it at a Starbucks before I had to get to my class.

WTF???

It used to be that you could find a Starbucks on every freaking street corner in Orange County.

Now it was like Where the fuck is Waldo?

I found one that was really close to where I need to be, and the parking lot was full of cars… most of them in the drive ways. It was a drive through and the drive through was so poorly designed that if you had scored a parking place to actually go inside, you’d never get the hell out.

It was like the Hotel California of Starbucks.

I figured no problem I’d just drive to the next one. That one was inside a Ralphs and I the those, they’re not what I pay top dollar for in my coffee. I want to sit, relax, and enjoy the ambiance.

NOT listen to PRICE CHECK ON AISLE 6

So with certain trepidation I tried the Starbucks application on my phone. After locking up my phone requiring that I pull the battery to regain control. I asked the GPS in the car.

Wrong! The data is terrible and after the car taking me to one Starbucks that was closed and after that the GPS in the car started taking me to any coffee shop instead of what I asked it for.

SO I’m heading out to class from a parking lot in Tustin and I never did get my cafe mocha.

I feel a lot like the  Bruce Willis Hudson Hawk The poor man had to rob the Vatican and the Louvre just to be able to sit down for a Latte.

I’m actually in a pretty good mood… I just thought I’d share modern problems… 

I hope that your day is a winner.

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