Well… I had Planned…

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I’d planned to do an essay about the insanity of Black Friday. I’ve changed my mind.

Black Friday, which is now becoming Black Thursday. Has in recent years become such an anathema to me personally that all it serves to kick off in my world is a serious case of Bah Humbug throughout the Christmas Season.

As such I decided not to waste any more words about it.

How did I spend Black Friday you may ask?

Well I stayed in my sweats all day, watched a movie, nibbled a bit on various foods and relaxed.

Later in the day I had great phone sex with a friend and then had dinner. You know how it is… you start talking, and you rub your dick. Before you know it your pants are around your ankles and you’re riding your hand to glory. Listening to your friend on the other end of the line doing the same, the sound is hot all by itself without the visual. It’s all imagination.

This morning my day started with a lovely blow job. That’s what I get for walking through the house naked and hard to let the dogs out.

Guess my lesson here is I should stay naked in the morning more often.

This morning, I’ve been working with a nifty little piece of electronic hardware that allows me to connect my guitar directly to my computer. 

This means that I can in theory record tracks of my playing the guitar. I doubt that’slikely… but I can use elements of garage band to verify that I’m hitting chords correctly. 

I’m thinking that  the device will be of far more use to the other half who makes money playing music professionally.

However my knowing how to manipulate technology in this household is always a good idea.

I’m still practicing guitar every day, but I’m not getting much better. I’ve been wondering if it’s a matter of technique.

I’m probably going to use this little box to try recording my practice session just to see if I’m better able to hear the problems because I’m removed from playing the music and paying more attention to what it sounds like.

Today is a beautiful fall day. It’s a day as only California does them. I should go outside and do poo patrol, enjoy the sunshine, and then come in and practice. 

I’m thinking I may do the poo patrol, then come in and get naked… lets see if I can get another BJ before dinner!

Yeah… I’m a little piggy today. So What?