{"id":9509,"date":"2020-04-01T09:29:38","date_gmt":"2020-04-01T16:29:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=9509"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:44:33","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:44:33","slug":"happy-april-fools-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2020\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy April Fools day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamt last night that when I woke up President Trump would be on the television saying &ldquo;April Fools!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uhh that didn&rsquo;t happen.<\/p>\n<p>The Corona virus is still with us. We&rsquo;re still locked down and sadly April Fools appears to have been canceled.<\/p>\n<p>That SUCKS! If there was ever a time for humor it&rsquo;s now.<\/p>\n<p>We need humor especially in hard times. It helps us cope, and I think even grounds us.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe it&rsquo;s just something about how I was raised. My family appreciated &ldquo;Gallows Humor&rdquo; we have a dark sense of funny.<\/p>\n<p>We&rsquo;re the folks on the Titanic who&rsquo;d say &ldquo;The band was nice, until they lost the violins&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m the guy that looks at my burned house and observes, &ldquo;It looks like Atlanta after Sherman.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We&rsquo;re the folks that appreciate the old comment, &ldquo;Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, How was the play?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m not suggesting that we should be joking about deaths or people who are sick.<\/p>\n<p>What I am suggesting is that we shouldn&rsquo;t lose our sense of humor during this, or any crisis.<\/p>\n<p>Losing our sense of humor is, in my humble opinion losing a part of our humanity.<\/p>\n<p>In an attempt to lighten the day I submit this&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Knock Knock<\/p>\n<p>Who&rsquo;s there?<\/p>\n<p>Wuhan you like to know?<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I NEVER said I was a comedian!<\/p>\n<p>My point is we need to laugh. More so, when things are shitty and scary.<\/p>\n<p>So I encourage everyone to joke, &amp; laugh, even if those jokes aren&rsquo;t P.C.<\/p>\n<p>After weeks of doom and gloom and talking heads telling us we&rsquo;re all gonna die or telling us who&rsquo;s to blame. We need something to tickle our funny bone.<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s not meant to minimize the severity, but humans have always spit in the face of doom.<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s our nature.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s have just one day where we celebrate silliness and break the tension with bawdy in your face jokes.<\/p>\n<p>Come on New York, I know it&rsquo;s bad right now. You guys are the best at flipping the bird at everything! Regale us with some of that &ldquo;Up Yours!&rdquo; edginess we love you for.<\/p>\n<p>Folks in the Southern states fire away with your trademark dry double edged wit.<\/p>\n<p>Let&rsquo;s make the Thought Police loose their minds and make no apology for it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyone is encouraged to add jokes in the comments.<\/p>\n<p>Be safe and remember to laugh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I dreamt last night that when I woke up President Trump would be on the television saying &ldquo;April Fools!&#8221; Uhh that didn&rsquo;t happen. The Corona virus is still with us. We&rsquo;re still locked down and sadly April Fools appears to have been canceled. That SUCKS! If there was ever a time for humor it&rsquo;s now. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2020\/04\/01\/happy-april-fools-day\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Happy April Fools day&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9509","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9509","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9510,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9509\/revisions\/9510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}