{"id":9488,"date":"2020-03-25T10:59:44","date_gmt":"2020-03-25T17:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=9488"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:44:32","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:44:32","slug":"okay-im-bored-with-cleaning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2020\/03\/25\/okay-im-bored-with-cleaning\/","title":{"rendered":"Okay, I&#8217;m bored with cleaning&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>However in an effort to want to remain in the rooms that I&rsquo;ve started cleaning&#8230; I&rsquo;m now keeping porn on the screens.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, I&rsquo;ve got a lot of porn!<\/p>\n<p>I know, it&rsquo;s weird but it&rsquo;s entertainment that requires no attention to plot or storyline. It&rsquo;s just plain visual stimulation while doing the drudgery of scrubbing a wall or baseboard. Or shredding old paperwork, or re-arranging a room, or doing laundry.<\/p>\n<p>Can you tell I&rsquo;m bored?<\/p>\n<p>I find that I&rsquo;m more inclined to keep working in a particular area if there&rsquo;s an orgy playing in the background.<\/p>\n<p>Hey, I&rsquo;m a guy, don&rsquo;t judge me.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m keeping the volume low so the neighbors don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;ve broken quarantine or anything.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I gotta say being able to glance up at a screen watching people getting it on, is making the work easier. Maybe not easier, but less like just doing the work.<\/p>\n<p>Today though, I have a special treat. I get to drive to the drugstore to pick up a prescription. Who would&rsquo;ve thought 4 months ago <em>that<\/em> would be exciting?<\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s cabin fever. I recognize the symptoms. I&rsquo;d honestly like to be participating in an orgy but then I&rsquo;d get nothing constructive done. It would be nice to fall asleep sexually exhausted instead of exhausted from cleaning.<\/p>\n<p>From what I&rsquo;m gathering from people I chat with occasionally, I&rsquo;m not the only one that&rsquo;s filling their time with odd combinations of things to keep them from sleeping all day.<\/p>\n<p>I suspect that there are going to be a lot of babies born in December. When the lockdown lifts I&rsquo;m pretty sure that there will be quite a few sex parties just because it will be nice to be able to physically touch another person again.<\/p>\n<p>I think states should suspend the laws against nudity for a few weeks after the lockdown ends. There&rsquo;s going to be a lot of people being wildly indiscreet in elevators, stairwells, parking structures, parks, beaches and anywhere else that the mood may strike.<\/p>\n<p>There&rsquo;s going to be a lot of people in the mood.<\/p>\n<p>Time to change a DVD.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Hope you&rsquo;re all enjoying yourselves as much as possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>However in an effort to want to remain in the rooms that I&rsquo;ve started cleaning&#8230; I&rsquo;m now keeping porn on the screens. Thankfully, I&rsquo;ve got a lot of porn! I know, it&rsquo;s weird but it&rsquo;s entertainment that requires no attention to plot or storyline. It&rsquo;s just plain visual stimulation while doing the drudgery of scrubbing &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2020\/03\/25\/okay-im-bored-with-cleaning\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Okay, I&#8217;m bored with cleaning&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9488"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9489,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9488\/revisions\/9489"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}