VID-20200324-WA0000.mp4<\/a><\/p>\nThen there was this jewel:<\/p>\n
Quarantine Diary<\/p>\n
● Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.<\/p>\n
● I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.<\/p>\n
● Still haven’t decided where to go for the upcoming Holidays —– The Living Room or The Bedroom.<\/p>\n
● Helpful Hint: Every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.<\/p>\n
● I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time Zone to the Twilight Zone.<\/p>\n
● This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house and told my dog. We laughed a lot.<\/p>\n
● So, after this quarantine, will the producers of ‘My 600 Pound Life’ just find me or do I find them?<\/p>\n
● Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.<\/p>\n
● My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.<\/p>\n
● I’m so excited — it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?<\/p>\n
● I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.<\/p>\n
(Please note, I make no money from these images \/ movies. I’m sharing them to help keep everyone’s spirits up. If you own the image \/ movie and want me to remove it please let me know.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My friends are a motley bunch. I love them but we all have a dark sense of humor. I’m thinking I’ll start posting some of the fun images and movies regarding the Coronavirus on this page. We’ll see how it goes. Here’s the first installment. The Sneeze IMG_1242.MOV Rustic TP quilted_northern.mp4 A mask in a … <\/p>\n
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My friends are a motley bunch.<\/p>\n