{"id":9252,"date":"2019-11-21T04:06:33","date_gmt":"2019-11-21T20:06:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=9252"},"modified":"2021-08-26T18:38:16","modified_gmt":"2021-08-27T01:38:16","slug":"an-annual-tradition-is-reborn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2019\/11\/21\/an-annual-tradition-is-reborn\/","title":{"rendered":"An annual tradition is reborn!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Each year before I worked for the company In San Diego, where it was impossible to s\"Brisbane.jpg\"chedule a day off… I’d go Christmas shopping with two of my oldest and dearest friends. (Yes, I know we’re supposed to call it holiday shopping now… It’s my Blog get over it!)<\/em><\/p>\n

Some years it was just impossible to go with both of them, other years I was able to have time to relax and enjoy a couple guys day shopping events.<\/p>\n

I’ll be honest, there were gifts purchased for others… BUT often we purchased gifts for ourselves. So what? One sure way to avoid the returns line is to buy what you want as long as it doesn’t get out of hand. It’s not selfish…<\/p>\n

It’s maximizing time and efficiency!<\/p>\n

Okay, maybe that’s just a little sophistry. Moving on!<\/p>\n

This year, I’m excited to be going shopping with both of my friends, on two consecutive days to two different locations. Neat! Lunch, Drinks, shopping, laughs, and good company. <\/p>\n

Although come to think of it, the last time I went shopping with one of these individuals I ended up with an iPhone X. That was a fun albeit expensive shopping expedition. But it was after Christmas and Santa hadn’t gotten me a new phone so, “Oh Well<\/em>”.  I will have to make sure that I have some kind of amulet to ward off the Apple Store Spell this time. (Perhaps an old Android Phone?)<\/p>\n

To that individual… I know you’re a traditionalist and you like classic and beautiful watches. However, the Apple watch series 5 is pretty sweet! Need I point out that we’re getting older and that fall detection and the ability of the watch to call for help is something your classic watch cannot do?  <\/p>\n

Come on man, we’re the last of the boomers! It is our solemn duty to inflict ourselves on the young for as long as possible. A watch that summoned help in a world where most people would just instagram your fall might make sense. <\/p>\n

I’m gonna get a punch over that one, It’ll be worth it!<\/p>\n

Come to think of it, both of you could use a watch! Come on guys, anytime now we’re going to be comparing medications, worried about breaking our hips, and lamenting our mis-spent youth. <\/p>\n

On the positive side we might live long enough to be able to take a Christmas Trip to China or Singapore where we can purchase brand new cloned bodies then we can really enjoy retirement! Suck on that millennials! <\/p>\n

Going shopping with these guys essentially kicks off my Christmas season and I’ve missed being able to do things like this over the past few years.<\/p>\n

This year we’re avoiding the Black Friday insanity. There will still be insanity for sure, that’s just typical Southern California on any day. <\/p>\n

Obviously, I’m excited about it. <\/p>\n

I feel like a kid again. Of course, the day after back to back shopping I’m probably going to be tired and I don’t know if I’ll be saying “Bah Humbug” or not.<\/p>\n

Then on to Thanksgiving I think I’m cooking here this year. NICE!<\/p>\n

I’ll take a breather after Thanksgiving for a day or two, then it’s about locating the Christmas decorations and prepping to set up a tree. <\/p>\n

Maybe sometime in the midst of all this, I’ll get an early Christmas present consisting of a Job. <\/p>\n

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Dear Santa, all I want this year is a decent job. Thank you!!!<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I hope that all of you are looking forward to having time with people that you love and who love you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Each year before I worked for the company In San Diego, where it was impossible to schedule a day off… I’d go Christmas shopping with two of my oldest and dearest friends. (Yes, I know we’re supposed to call it holiday shopping now… It’s my Blog get over it!) Some years it was just impossible … <\/p>\n

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