{"id":8633,"date":"2018-02-28T08:46:55","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T16:46:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=8633"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:42:58","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:42:58","slug":"southpark-is-right","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2018\/02\/28\/southpark-is-right\/","title":{"rendered":"Southpark is right"},"content":{"rendered":"

Canadians are Wacky<\/strong><\/p>\n

I’ve spent the last two years dealing with a fractional percentage of Canadians. With a vanishingly small percentage of those people being actually “normal”.<\/p>\n

Almost every Canadian I’ve spoken to has been full goose batshit crazy.<\/p>\n

At first I thought it was just cultural differences. I’ve changed my mind!<\/p>\n

The majority of people I talk to are, a little nuts. The Canadians I’ve talked to, take it to a whole new level. <\/p>\n

They seem to want to abdicate responsibility for everything including basic maintenance for themselves and their devices. I’ve talked to folks up there who refuse to restart their machines. I mean really? You won’t restart your phone to fix a problem? <\/p>\n

Instead you want me to wave a magic wand 4000 miles away and make your problem go away. Are you serious? This is especially annoying when you’ve managed to walk them through the issue and they’ve admitted to you that other applications on their phone aren’t working properly. I can’t say anything but nice politically correct things.<\/p>\n

\"SouthWhat I’d like to do is give them a full on dose of reality. “You aren’t maintaining you phone, your applications aren’t working because you’re not maintaining your phone, and you’re a fucking moron!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

My annoyance with these Canadians is taken to new heights when they get all whiny and play the “Victim Card”. Really? You expect that to make me more likely to want to help you? NOPE! I care even less.<\/p>\n

You’ve got the problem, you’ve made the problem, I’ve told you how to fix the problem and you’re not willing to do what I tell you. Nothing in life is a certainty, other than you’re going to die at some point. Machines and technology are even less certain because… well they’re machines and they wear out.<\/p>\n

I’ve decided that should I ever be in a position where I’m making something and selling it, I will specifically not sell to Canada. The cost of doing business with them is simply going to be too high. It’s like they’ve gotten so used to getting their way and getting free shit that NOW they expect to get free shit whenever they feel like pitching a fit. Well not on my dime!<\/p>\n

That being said, there are some Canadians that I like. I’m not sure which group is the exception, but I’m going to be very selective about Canadians that I hang out with in general.<\/p>\n

It’s a pity really. The few Canadians that are in my life are pragmatic, productive, hardy people. <\/p>\n

Perhaps I’d misjudged. Perhaps the Canadians I know, left Canada because they just couldn’t take the bullshit of their countrymen. <\/p>\n

I’ll have to ask…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Canadians are Wacky I’ve spent the last two years dealing with a fractional percentage of Canadians. With a vanishingly small percentage of those people being actually “normal”. Almost every Canadian I’ve spoken to has been full goose batshit crazy. At first I thought it was just cultural differences. I’ve changed my mind! The majority of … <\/p>\n

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