{"id":7910,"date":"2016-05-18T06:17:42","date_gmt":"2016-05-18T13:17:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=7910"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:41:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:41:12","slug":"see-me-dammit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2016\/05\/18\/see-me-dammit\/","title":{"rendered":"See ME!  Dammit!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my long and mostly fruitless job search one thing became abundantly clear. The internet is not the job-seekers friend.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/computer75.jpg\" alt=\"Computer75\" title=\"computer75.jpg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>Dice, Monster, LinkedIn, Glassdoor, and the myriad other sites serve only to give false hope, waste the job seeker\u2019s time, mask real opportunities, and further isolate people seeking positions from companies with actual positions available.<br \/>\n\u201cNow Hiring\u201d signs don\u2019t mean \u201c<em>We\u2019re Hiring here <strong>at<\/strong> this location<\/em>.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNow Hiring\u201d means, \u201c<em>Go to our website, fill out an application and maybe we\u2019ll get back to you\u2026 Probably not though.<\/em>\u201d<br \/>\nBut there\u2019s something else I\u2019ve recently been considering;<br \/>\n<strong>The Frustration!<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/jobless_americans.jpg\" alt=\"Jobless americans\" title=\"jobless_americans.jpg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>In times past, you could fill out an application at a particular location, and then check back with the same location via telephone to find out if you were likely to be called in for an interview.<br \/>\nNow you check back on a website, but what you get is something like \u201cUnder Review\u201d, then you check with the website a few days later and the status is \u201cClosed\u201d.<br \/>\nOkay, fine, but couldn\u2019t you have just sent an email rather than forcing us to log back into your system, and navigate through surveys about our satisfaction with the application process?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Job-seekers.jpg\" alt=\"Job seekers\" title=\"Job-seekers.jpg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>For God\u2019s sake, most company\u2019s SPAM us with truly useless shit all the time. Surely, a form email telling an applicant that the position has been filled, isn\u2019t too much to ask.<br \/>\n<em>Wash, Rinse, Repeat<\/em>.<br \/>\nAfter 4 or 5 hours of that fruitless grind, plus filling out endless applications and personality surveys, (85 pages of questions in one case.) It becomes soul crushing.<br \/>\nAs the unpaid bills mount up, you\u2019re wondering when you\u2019re going to lose your home, and while yet another \u201cPlacement Agent\u201d blows smoke up your skirt\u2026 Well, you might tend toward getting well and truly;<br \/>\n<strong>PISSED OFF!<\/strong><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/internetrainbow.png\" alt=\"internetrainbow\" title=\"internetrainbow.png\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>As I\u2019ve expressed before, the internet is a way to isolate us rather than unite us.<br \/>\nThe internet allows corporations to ignore their customers while maintaining the illusion of being helpful.<br \/>\n\u201c<em>Your call is important to us, Please hold for the next available incomprehensible <\/em><em>offshore r<\/em><em>epresentative. Most of your questions can be answered online by visiting www.wedontgiveadamn.com<\/em>\u201d<br \/>\nThe Walled Gardens of corporate hiring processes allow CEOs speaking before congress to make the case, \u201cThere aren\u2019t enough qualified workers.\u201d<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/theytookourjobs.jpeg\" alt=\"theytookourjobs\" title=\"theytookourjobs.jpeg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>The suits speaking in front of Congress have stats to back up that claim. They in fact, aren\u2019t lying when they say they need more H1B1 visas.  The data holds up, <em>because<\/em> the information they have, is generated by their HR department, and their HR department has such narrow focus, that no out of work American workers are even considered.<br \/>\nAfter all, very few American workers seeking positions are recent graduates of Bangalore Technical University! But there are plenty of H1B1 Visa applicants who are.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/THE-PANEL.jpeg\" alt=\"THE PANEL\" title=\"THE PANEL.jpeg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s safer and easier for an employee to pass something up the chain of command than to make a \u201c<em>wrong<\/em>\u201d decision about anything.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/bossmentor.jpg\" alt=\"bossmentor\" title=\"bossmentor.jpg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>Hiring decisions are no longer at a manager level where the Manager of a department can say, \u201c<em>This person is qualified <strong>enough<\/strong>. What they don\u2019t know, they\u2019ll pick up in a week or so, and the PERSON, the <strong>human<\/strong> being, would fit nicely in our corporate culture, and my department<\/em>.\u201d<br \/>\nInstead a manager must sit, or more often a designee sits in a committee and the group decides who gets hired, much like the decision about who gets to be prom queen.<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/Landru.jpg\" alt=\"Landru\" title=\"Landru.jpg\" align=\"right\" class=\"alignright\"><\/p>\n<p>The frustration and anger simmering in America today is not, as <em>South Park<\/em> says, \u201cThey Took R jobs!\u201d<br \/>\nIt\u2019s \u201cWe never got the opportunity to even be considered by anything other than a computer system or some Orwellian group think.\u201d<br \/>\nWe\u2019ve taken the humanity out of employment, and business, which simply feeds the cycle of frustration and anger.<br \/>\nWe need to start dealing with each other as people again.<br \/>\nFacebook friends are not actual friends, if you\u2019ve never met them in person. Twitter friends are nothing more than names.<br \/>\nIf you\u2019ve never met the people behind the screen do their opinions really matter?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my long and mostly fruitless job search one thing became abundantly clear. The internet is not the job-seekers friend. Dice, Monster, LinkedIn, Glassdoor, and the myriad other sites serve only to give false hope, waste the job seeker\u2019s time, mask real opportunities, and further isolate people seeking positions from companies with actual positions available. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2016\/05\/18\/see-me-dammit\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;See ME!  Dammit!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-job-search"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7910"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8428,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7910\/revisions\/8428"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7910"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7910"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7910"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}