{"id":7700,"date":"2016-01-24T16:29:14","date_gmt":"2016-01-25T00:29:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=7700"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:40:35","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:40:35","slug":"this-is-totally-weird","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2016\/01\/24\/this-is-totally-weird\/","title":{"rendered":"This is totally weird"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s in the 50s<\/p>\n<p>Some of my plants are budding as though they think it\u2019s spring.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of weeks ago we had almost a foot of snow. Now I\u2019m wandering around barefoot, in jeans &amp; in a T-Shirt.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re just barely making it below freezing at night.<\/p>\n<p>This time of year it should be pretty much freezing all the time, with ocassional highs in the 40s.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1453681684_full.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/1453681684_thumb.jpeg\" alt=\"\" align=\"middle\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>God NO!<\/p>\n<p>Global warming is going to drive the riff raff up into the mountains!<\/p>\n<p>Alright, I demand that we quadrupal the carbon taxes! Start spray painting everything white so we can reflect all the heat back out into space.<\/p>\n<p>We need an ice age!<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ll do anything to avoid having to deal with Riff Raff on a daily basis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s in the 50s Some of my plants are budding as though they think it\u2019s spring. A couple of weeks ago we had almost a foot of snow. Now I\u2019m wandering around barefoot, in jeans &amp; in a T-Shirt. We\u2019re just barely making it below freezing at night. This time of year it should be &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2016\/01\/24\/this-is-totally-weird\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;This is totally weird&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7700"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7700\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10131,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7700\/revisions\/10131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}