{"id":7597,"date":"2016-01-10T09:16:38","date_gmt":"2016-01-10T17:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=7597"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:40:55","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:40:55","slug":"scratch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2016\/01\/10\/scratch\/","title":{"rendered":"SCRATCH!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"brain-falling-apart.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/Ibrain-falling-apart.jpg\" alt=\"Brain falling apart\" width=\"299\" height=\"217\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was working on a post. Then my brain just stopped&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The entire point fell apart and I was left here with my hair blown back and no clue what I was doing.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&rsquo;t smell toast so I know it wasn&rsquo;t a stroke but nonetheless it&rsquo;s annoying.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;m giving up.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ll try again tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was working on a post. Then my brain just stopped&#8230; The entire point fell apart and I was left here with my hair blown back and no clue what I was doing. I didn&rsquo;t smell toast so I know it wasn&rsquo;t a stroke but nonetheless it&rsquo;s annoying. I&rsquo;m giving up.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll try again tomorrow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[71],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fail"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7597"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7597\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7598,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7597\/revisions\/7598"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}