{"id":6448,"date":"2015-09-18T07:30:11","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T14:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=6448"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:39:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:39:38","slug":"this-is-one-of-those-things-that-reboots-my-brain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/09\/18\/this-is-one-of-those-things-that-reboots-my-brain\/","title":{"rendered":"This is one of those things that reboots my brain."},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been scouring ads pretty much everywhere for jobs and ran across this one on Craigslist.<\/p>\n

Please be seated, take a deep breath and then read this ad.<\/p>\n

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So what exactly does one’s dietary choice have to do with the addition of a pipe to someone’s pool?<\/p>\n

Unless this is code for sex.<\/p>\n

It’s my understanding that we carnivores smell different to vegans.<\/p>\n

I’m assuming that would be problematic to a vegan who was interested in the addition of my pipe to their system.<\/p>\n

People are very strange…<\/p>\n

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I’ve been scouring ads pretty much everywhere for jobs and ran across this one on Craigslist. Please be seated, take a deep breath and then read this ad. So what exactly does one’s dietary choice have to do with the addition of a pipe to someone’s pool? Unless this is code for sex. It’s my … <\/p>\n

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