{"id":6437,"date":"2015-09-15T08:14:47","date_gmt":"2015-09-15T15:14:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=6437"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:39:38","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:39:38","slug":"blessed-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/09\/15\/blessed-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"Blessed Rain!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"toiletpunishment.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/toiletpunishment.png\" alt=\"toiletpunishment\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&rsquo;s been raining since about 4:30am here.<\/p>\n<p>The sound of rain on the roof isn&rsquo;t what woke me. I was already up tending to an ailing dog and punishing my plumbing due to something I ate.<\/p>\n<p>I think the dog appreciated the company, I on the other hand, would rather have been asleep.<\/p>\n<p>If you&rsquo;re not a South Park fan, the image wont make any sense. I&rsquo;m not going to explain it, I&rsquo;m just going to leave you wondering.<\/p>\n<p>In any case it&rsquo;s raining! Yipee! There are puddles in the yard and if I didn&rsquo;t feel so rotten and tired I&rsquo;d be tempted to go outside and play in them.<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t think I&rsquo;d be naked&#8230; There are just too damn many people around here who might take offense. I miss the old days, when we had houses near us, but no full time neighbors. I&rsquo;ll leave that to your imagination too.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Flood Advisory.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Flood-Advisory.png\" alt=\"Flood Advisory.png\" width=\"299\" height=\"76\" border=\"0\" \/>We&rsquo;re under a flood advisory, until 11 am. Or so says the weather thingy.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ve got this nifty little weather application on my computer, the best 4 bucks I&rsquo;ve spent in a long time. Although in CA the application doesn&rsquo;t have a lot to do. &ldquo;<em>Sunny and hot<\/em>&rdquo; was it&rsquo;s only message for months. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I thought the thing was broken for a while till I remembered that California weather is really that boring. &nbsp;I&rsquo;m exaggerating. A little&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t have to worry about flooding here, but it will be a problem down in the flatlands.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Honestly I&rsquo;m too tired to really worry about it. I&rsquo;ve been napping off &amp; on all morning. The dogs are snoring and the rain is tapping on the roof. It&rsquo;s quiet in the neighborhood and in the house. A lazy day to be sure, but one that is sorely needed.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;ll have to get my butt moving soon, but not quite yet. I hope your day is as peaceful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&rsquo;s been raining since about 4:30am here. The sound of rain on the roof isn&rsquo;t what woke me. I was already up tending to an ailing dog and punishing my plumbing due to something I ate. I think the dog appreciated the company, I on the other hand, would rather have been asleep. If you&rsquo;re &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/09\/15\/blessed-rain\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Blessed Rain!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-musings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6437"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6446,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6437\/revisions\/6446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}