{"id":6258,"date":"2015-07-17T19:34:23","date_gmt":"2015-07-18T02:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=6258"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:39:12","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:39:12","slug":"it-must-be-the-apocalypse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/07\/17\/it-must-be-the-apocalypse\/","title":{"rendered":"It must be the apocalypse&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"Screen Shot 2015-07-17 at 7.21.21 PM.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Screen-Shot-2015-07-17-at-7.21.21-PM.png\" alt=\"Screen Shot 2015 07 17 at 7 21 21 PM\" width=\"296\" height=\"56\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But if it&rsquo;s the apocalypse&#8230; I&rsquo;d have expected less traffic!<\/p>\n<p>In the course of one day sitting here minding my own business I&rsquo;ve seen alerts for Flash Flooding, The sky is clear and blue.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"CajonFire.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/CajonFire.png\" alt=\"CajonFire\" width=\"300\" height=\"167\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Then we&rsquo;ve had a big fire. Which went from 50 acres to over 2000 acres and which our amazing firemen have taken care of.<\/p>\n<p>The I-15 was closed north and south for several hours. I&rsquo;m really glad that I didn&rsquo;t go off the mountain today.<\/p>\n<p>And THEN I got my first Emergency Alert EVER on my cell phone. BOY that is A LOUD sound if you&rsquo;re not expecting it!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"smoke.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/smoke.jpg\" alt=\"smoke\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>But the real kicker is what the alert is about.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;d have maybe expected something about the fire. I might even have been good with something about the potential for flood.<\/p>\n<p>But this one&#8230; I have no clue, where am I? The Sahara???<\/p>\n<p>All is fine, there&rsquo;s nothing anywhere near us.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"IMG_0509.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/IMG_0509.jpg\" alt=\"IMG 0509\" width=\"299\" height=\"184\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There&rsquo;s not even any wind to speak of. I don&rsquo;t even want to think about what you get if you mix brush fire with dust storm.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose it would be&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Apocalyptic!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But if it&rsquo;s the apocalypse&#8230; I&rsquo;d have expected less traffic! In the course of one day sitting here minding my own business I&rsquo;ve seen alerts for Flash Flooding, The sky is clear and blue. Then we&rsquo;ve had a big fire. Which went from 50 acres to over 2000 acres and which our amazing firemen have &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/07\/17\/it-must-be-the-apocalypse\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;It must be the apocalypse&#8230;&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[95,41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6258","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-california","category-weird-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6258"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6264,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6258\/revisions\/6264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6258"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6258"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6258"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}