{"id":616,"date":"2012-08-31T05:01:12","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T12:01:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=616"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:46","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:46","slug":"paraprosdokian-of-the-week-14","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/31\/paraprosdokian-of-the-week-14\/","title":{"rendered":"Paraprosdokian Of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them<\/p>\n<p>Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080\"><strong>Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/31\/paraprosdokian-of-the-week-14\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Paraprosdokian Of the Week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-616","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-paraprosdokians"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=616"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":696,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/616\/revisions\/696"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=616"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=616"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=616"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}