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han oo fr clln n i hep oo ma me isih oosihebbb!<\/strong><\/p>\n That’s what I heard when I called ADT this morning.<\/p>\n No, it wasn’t a bad connection. This was the speech pattern of the person that answered the phone.<\/p>\n It took me exactly 1 millisecond to hang up the phone. If I’d attempted to carry on a conversation with the young lady, I would not have been able to remain kind.<\/p>\n As it was in that millisecond, a sentence had formed in my head that went something like:<\/p>\n “Young lady would you please remove that cock from your mouth while we’re on the phone? I know you’re a Ho but you shouldn’t be working both jobs at the same time.<\/em>”<\/p>\n I figured I’d better disconnect lest I have a replay of the Verizon conversation wherein I was labeled racist.<\/p>\n Since I’ve embraced my inner racism I’m not filtering racist comments too well. <\/p>\n I have a tough time talking to someone who purposely works at making themselves hard to understand. It’s one thing to make accommodation for someone who’s fresh off the boat.<\/p>\n It’s quite another thing to be forced<\/em><\/strong> to make accommodation for a person whose family has been in this country for 200 years.<\/p>\n I used to feel guilty about it.<\/p>\n NOW I feel like “I’m paying for your goods or services, the least you can do is put someone on the phone that speaks in a manner that is comprehensible.”<\/p>\n In this particular situation, I was going to be dealing with financial issues and I was in no mood to have that kind of conversation with someone that was at best poorly educated & at worst was an idiot.<\/p>\n YES! Boys & Girls, people judge you by the way you express yourselves. OMG! It’s profiling!!!!!!<\/p>\n Yeah, SO WHAT? Get the fuck over it!<\/p>\n After talking with my bank in Clear English, I called back and got a lovely lady who also spoke clear concise English. Our conversation cleared up the problem in 3 minutes and neither of us was annoyed by the encounter.<\/p>\n You know, the way it used to be… the way it’s supposed to be.<\/p>\n Old School, services paid for – services rendered.<\/p>\n In other words, the same transaction model a prostitute uses.<\/p>\n Here’s the difference between a Ho and Prostitute.<\/p>\n A Ho will suck your dick for $25, and you might even get off.<\/p>\n A Prostitute will suck your dick for $25 and she’ll act like she’s choking on it and it’s the biggest best thing she’s had in her mouth ever. That’s a pro, she’s looking to be remembered, wants you to feel like a stud, and wants repeat business with reliable clients. <\/p>\n We need a lot more prostitutes in call centers!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" han oo fr clln n i hep oo ma me isih oosihebbb! That’s what I heard when I called ADT this morning. No, it wasn’t a bad connection. This was the speech pattern of the person that answered the phone. It took me exactly 1 millisecond to hang up the phone. If I’d attempted to … <\/p>\n![\"a](\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/06\/a-Ho.png\" "\\"a")
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