{"id":607,"date":"2012-08-03T05:01:52","date_gmt":"2012-08-03T12:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=607"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:28","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:28","slug":"paraprosdokian-of-the-week-10","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/03\/paraprosdokian-of-the-week-10\/","title":{"rendered":"Paraprosdokian Of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them<\/p>\n<p>Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000080\"><strong>A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/08\/03\/paraprosdokian-of-the-week-10\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Paraprosdokian Of the Week&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-607","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-paraprosdokians"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=607"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":701,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/607\/revisions\/701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=607"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=607"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=607"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}