{"id":5817,"date":"2015-04-03T07:27:26","date_gmt":"2015-04-03T14:27:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=5817"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:38:46","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:38:46","slug":"tax-day-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/04\/03\/tax-day-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Tax day blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"TaxDay.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/TaxDay.png\" alt=\"TaxDay\" width=\"249\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Happy April!<\/p>\n<p>Only 13 more shopping days until we&rsquo;re fucked by the IRS again.<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;d suggest stocking up on personal lubricants that stay slippery for a very long time.<\/p>\n<p>The IRS has been under fire and well, they&rsquo;re likely to be wanting to pound out some frustrations!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"AriForceOne.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/AriForceOne.png\" alt=\"AriForceOne\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I know, I know.<\/p>\n<p>Without the IRS, the festering behemoth that is our government wouldn&rsquo;t have money.<\/p>\n<p>Money that they&rsquo;d be able to continue to misappropriate.<\/p>\n<p>Money they&rsquo;d be able to use to pay off or support the failing governments of our enemies.<\/p>\n<p>Who knows? Stompy Foot might have to close public parks and national monuments to pay for gas in Air Force One. &nbsp;After all he&rsquo;s got a &ldquo;T&rdquo; time at Indian Wells next Sunday.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"float: right;\" title=\"GolfCourse.png\" src=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/GolfCourse.png\" alt=\"GolfCourse\" width=\"259\" height=\"195\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I&rsquo;m for small efficient government, does it show?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy April! Only 13 more shopping days until we&rsquo;re fucked by the IRS again. I&rsquo;d suggest stocking up on personal lubricants that stay slippery for a very long time. The IRS has been under fire and well, they&rsquo;re likely to be wanting to pound out some frustrations! I know, I know. Without the IRS, the &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/04\/03\/tax-day-blues\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Tax day blues&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[104],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5817","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-government"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5817"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5828,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5817\/revisions\/5828"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}