{"id":572,"date":"2012-06-01T05:01:15","date_gmt":"2012-06-01T12:01:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=572"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:33:00","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:33:00","slug":"paraprosdokian-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2012\/06\/01\/paraprosdokian-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Paraprosdokian Of the Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them<\/p>\n<p>Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #003366\">Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Friend sent me a list of these. I thought it would be fun to share them Paraprosdokians are phrases or sentences that lead us down the garden path to an unexpected ending. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18,49],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-paraprosdokians"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=572"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":710,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/572\/revisions\/710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}