{"id":5586,"date":"2015-02-20T08:32:49","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T15:32:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/?p=5586"},"modified":"2021-01-08T19:38:30","modified_gmt":"2021-01-09T03:38:30","slug":"you-can-always-tell-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bone-in-the-throat.com\/Blog\/2015\/02\/20\/you-can-always-tell-when\/","title":{"rendered":"You can always tell when…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve been interrupted once too many times while trying to write a blog.<\/p>\n

Usually I start out having a simple point, then I get interrupted four, five, ten times, and I meander all over hell and gone.<\/p>\n

Its been happening a lot lately. The meandering, the interruptions, the loss of my thoughts.<\/p>\n

Usually, I’ll trash the whole blog entry. <\/p>\n

There are two reasons for this;<\/p>\n

1) I have no clue what the hell I was intending to say,<\/p>\n

2) Whatever the hell I did in fact write sounds like a literal translation of Mein Kampf, an Obama speech, or Dianetics <\/p>\n

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All of which read like gibberish and should probably never see the light of day.<\/p>\n

Which explains why you’ve been spared, and “You’re Welcome!”<\/p>\n

I have a problem with censoring myself. Sometimes I go too far and sometimes I write past the end of the story or point.<\/p>\n

Problem is, there’s a lot of stuff rattling around in my head lately and I’m having a problem keeping up with writing it down. <\/p>\n

I need a computer that understands me and that I can just talk at.<\/p>\n

I talk to my current computer all the time. It, like my other half ignores me. <\/p>\n

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I suppose that’s why I write books and blogs. I think I have something to say and apparently my readers think so too, so the hell with my computer and other half!<\/p>\n

I’ll keep writing. You guys keep reading and our relationship will be just peachy.<\/p>\n

I’ll try to get back to writing a blog every day or every other day. <\/p>\n

After all, there’s a lot of weird stuff in my curdled brain.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been interrupted once too many times while trying to write a blog. Usually I start out having a simple point, then I get interrupted four, five, ten times, and I meander all over hell and gone. Its been happening a lot lately. The meandering, the interruptions, the loss of my thoughts. Usually, I’ll trash … <\/p>\n

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